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Old 25-11-2013, 16:15
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If that is the best you can offer ... you are definitely not sexy!
I've never seen what YOU look like, do ya want to prove YOUR claims to sexiness then?? I'm not holding my breath
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Old 25-11-2013, 16:17
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I've never seen what YOU look like, do ya want to prove YOUR claims to sexiness then?? I'm not holding my breath
There is a cartoon picture on my profile. If there was a real photo it would cause your computer to crash as it would not be able to handle true sexiness.
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Old 25-11-2013, 16:38
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There is a cartoon picture on my profile. If there was a real photo it would cause your computer to crash as it would not be able to handle true sexiness.
Yeah yeah. It's a cartoon since your own ghastly mug would probably send DS into meltdown
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Old 25-11-2013, 17:10
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There is a cartoon picture on my profile. If there was a real photo it would cause your computer to crash as it would not be able to handle true sexiness.
There's a cartoon picture on Twass's profile also. It must be a cartoon, that can't be a real picture.
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Old 25-11-2013, 17:16
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There's a cartoon picture on Twass's profile also. It must be a cartoon, that can't be a real picture.
Nope, I really am that sexy!! And Pilchard's album is getting what it deserves
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Old 25-11-2013, 17:24
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Nope, I really am that sexy!! And Pilchard's album is getting what it deserves
A big hug, and shrink wrapped to make sure it doesn't get damaged.
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Old 25-11-2013, 17:36
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A big hug, and shrink wrapped to make sure it doesn't get damaged.
No, a serious marmalising with a sharp implement
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Old 25-11-2013, 17:42
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No, a serious marmalising with a sharp implement
Be careful what you do with that knife; you wouldn't want to slice off anything that is important to you
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Old 25-11-2013, 17:47
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Be careful what you do with that knife; you wouldn't want to slice off anything that is important to you
You've not looked have you

It's an axe!!
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Old 25-11-2013, 21:15
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Night you ugly lot! x
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Old 25-11-2013, 21:23
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Night leeky! You're not sleeping in here.....I'm sure your unsexy snoring would wake the dead
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Old 25-11-2013, 23:29
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You've not looked have you

It's an axe!!
OMG. Just be careful where you swing it. You wouldn't want to touch anything of Sir Cliff would you?
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Old 26-11-2013, 08:37
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OMG. Just be careful where you swing it. You wouldn't want to touch anything of Sir Cliff would you?
Are you kidding? I'd chop him into mince and feed him to the pigs!!! They'll eat anything.
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Old 26-11-2013, 08:39
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Speaking of cartoons Martin............thanks for the funnies
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Old 26-11-2013, 09:54
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Are you kidding? I'd chop him into mince and feed him to the pigs!!! They'll eat anything.
Cliff is a vegetarian so he would not want to be fed to pigs
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Old 26-11-2013, 11:56
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Children calm down, I know you aspire to be as sexy as me but it's just not possible. Nobody can be as desirable as me and you'll learn to live with what you have being given, whilst I continue to be sexy
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Old 26-11-2013, 12:26
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Cliff is a vegetarian so he would not want to be fed to pigs
Who cares what he wants.....although it might put me off sausages for a while

Children calm down, I know you aspire to be as sexy as me but it's just not possible. Nobody can be as desirable as me and you'll learn to live with what you have being given, whilst I continue to be sexy
Aspire?? I am the sexiest being on earth!

Have you taken your medication this morning? Your delusions seem to be taking a turn for the worse!
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Old 26-11-2013, 14:37
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Who cares what he wants.....although it might put me off sausages for a while



Aspire?? I am the sexiest being on earth!

Have you taken your medication this morning? Your delusions seem to be taking a turn for the worse!
You keep thinking that, keep being distracted from the truth before it breaks you.

I would ask the same question to you, I have always being sexy however, whilst for you it must be the opposite.
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Old 26-11-2013, 14:44
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You keep thinking that, keep being distracted from the truth before it breaks you.

I would ask the same question to you, I have always being sexy however, whilst for you it must be the opposite.
Get back to making yer cold creme and leave!
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Old 26-11-2013, 15:21
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Get back to making yer cold creme and leave!
Sorry I'll continue to stay here and be sexy. If I went outside I'd get too many wolf whistles that would result in permanent hearing damage, my sexiness is quite a health risk, you see
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Old 26-11-2013, 15:26
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Sorry I'll continue to stay here and be sexy. If I went outside I'd get too many wolf whistles that would result in permanent hearing damage, my sexiness is quite a health risk, you see
You are mistaking people whistling at you 'oi get out of my face, you unsexy person', for a wolf whistle !
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Old 26-11-2013, 16:00
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You are mistaking people whistling at you 'oi get out of my face, you unsexy person', for a wolf whistle !
The two are completely different! There is no rational explanation other then the fact that the wolf whistles were plenty
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Old 26-11-2013, 16:14
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Sorry Amelia, it's simply that I was standing beside you
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Old 26-11-2013, 16:34
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Sorry Amelia, it's simply that I was standing beside you
purlllllllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaassssseess, pass me the spew bucket
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Old 26-11-2013, 17:01
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The only time any of you have a chance of being the sexiest is when i log off!
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