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If that is the best you can offer ... you are definitely not sexy!
I'm not holding my breath
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#2802 |
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I've never seen what YOU look like, do ya want to prove YOUR claims to sexiness then??
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#2803 |
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There is a cartoon picture on my profile. If there was a real photo it would cause your computer to crash as it would not be able to handle true sexiness.
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There is a cartoon picture on my profile. If there was a real photo it would cause your computer to crash as it would not be able to handle true sexiness.
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There's a cartoon picture on Twass's profile also. It must be a cartoon, that can't be a real picture.
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#2806 |
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Nope, I really am that sexy!! And Pilchard's album is getting what it deserves
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#2807 |
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A big hug, and shrink wrapped to make sure it doesn't get damaged.
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#2808 |
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No, a serious marmalising with a sharp implement
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#2809 |
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Be careful what you do with that knife; you wouldn't want to slice off anything that is important to you
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Night you ugly lot! x
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Night leeky! You're not sleeping in here.....I'm sure your unsexy snoring would wake the dead
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You've not looked have you
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OMG. Just be careful where you swing it. You wouldn't want to touch anything of Sir Cliff would you?
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Speaking of cartoons Martin............thanks for the funnies
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Are you kidding? I'd chop him into mince and feed him to the pigs!!! They'll eat anything.
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Children calm down, I know you aspire to be as sexy as me but it's just not possible. Nobody can be as desirable as me and you'll learn to live with what you have being given, whilst I continue to be sexy
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Cliff is a vegetarian so he would not want to be fed to pigs
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Children calm down, I know you aspire to be as sexy as me but it's just not possible. Nobody can be as desirable as me and you'll learn to live with what you have being given, whilst I continue to be sexy
I am the sexiest being on earth! Have you taken your medication this morning? Your delusions seem to be taking a turn for the worse! |
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Who cares what he wants.....although it might put me off sausages for a while
![]() Aspire?? I am the sexiest being on earth! Have you taken your medication this morning? Your delusions seem to be taking a turn for the worse! I would ask the same question to you, I have always being sexy however, whilst for you it must be the opposite. |
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You keep thinking that, keep being distracted from the truth before it breaks you.
I would ask the same question to you, I have always being sexy however, whilst for you it must be the opposite.
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Get back to making yer cold creme and leave!
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Sorry I'll continue to stay here and be sexy. If I went outside I'd get too many wolf whistles that would result in permanent hearing damage, my sexiness is quite a health risk, you see
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You are mistaking people whistling at you 'oi get out of my face, you unsexy person', for a wolf whistle !
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Sorry Amelia, it's simply that I was standing beside you
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Sorry Amelia, it's simply that I was standing beside you
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The only time any of you have a chance of being the sexiest is when i log off!
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