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Old 12-12-2013, 23:49
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It's true she does, she even has his face painted on her vibrator!
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Old 13-12-2013, 02:05
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Old 13-12-2013, 08:08
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Not what I have heard. I am told you have a shrine to worship him.
It's true she does, she even has his face painted on her vibrator!
Some people will believe anything *rolleyes*

I'm sexiest of them all
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Old 13-12-2013, 09:42
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Some people will believe anything *rolleyes*

I'm sexiest of them all
We speak the truth.

As previously mentioned I am Mr Sexy. There is just no comparison.


(just found out the coding for bold and italics no longer appears on screen).
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Old 13-12-2013, 13:44
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I am definitely hands down the most sexiest individual here.

I was speaking to a girl on skype and my voice was so damn sexy that she started
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halfway through.

Don't think that has happened to you twassington!
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Old 13-12-2013, 16:48
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I am definitely hands down the most sexiest individual here.

I was speaking to a girl on skype and my voice was so damn sexy that she started
Spoiler
halfway through.

Don't think that has happened to you twassington!
I'm afraid you'd be wrong there young man

Spoiler


At my previous work I had a couple of men who'd find pretexts to call me and then ask me to talk posh to them, then they'd have to nip off to the gents to sort themselves out. That's the truth, I'd swear on the bible if I beleived in it. I have a very sexy voice, even women have said that....
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Old 13-12-2013, 17:03
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I am definitely hands down the most sexiest individual here.

I was speaking to a girl on skype and my voice was so damn sexy that she started
Spoiler
halfway through.

Don't think that has happened to you twassington!
I'm afraid you'd be wrong there young man

Spoiler


At my previous work I had a couple of men who'd find pretexts to call me and then ask me to talk posh to them, then they'd have to nip off to the gents to sort themselves out. That's the truth, I'd swear on the bible if I beleived in it. I have a very sexy voice, even women have said that....
My gosh you do speak with some desperate people
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Old 13-12-2013, 17:21
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My gosh you do speak with some desperate people
I speak to folks who recognise sexy when they hear it
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Old 13-12-2013, 17:52
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Now now ladies!
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Old 13-12-2013, 17:56
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I'm the only lady present, Amelia and Martin are blokes
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Old 13-12-2013, 18:23
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They so ugly they could pass as women!

Come to think about it, I thought you was a bloke?
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Old 13-12-2013, 18:36
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They so ugly they could pass as women!

Come to think about it, I thought you was a bloke?
A lot of peeps on DS make that mistake, as my username could be either sex and my posts have plenty of boll*cks

I am however 110% sexy curvaceous woman
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Old 13-12-2013, 18:38
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A lot of peeps on DS make that mistake, as my username could be either sex and my posts have plenty of boll*cks

I am however 110% sexy curvaceous woman
Ummm it was your profile pic that gave me the impression you was a geezer!
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Old 13-12-2013, 18:40
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Ummm it was your profile pic that gave me the impression you was a geezer!
How many men have you met wearing low cut frilly dresses with large knockers hanging out of them?
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Old 13-12-2013, 19:05
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How many men have you met wearing low cut frilly dresses with large knockers hanging out of them?
Sonia, last Saturday night comes to mind.
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Old 13-12-2013, 19:15
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Sonia, last Saturday night comes to mind.
No knockers though....Sonia would agree.
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Old 13-12-2013, 22:35
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Man boooooobs
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Old 13-12-2013, 22:45
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Moobs! Martin's are the biggest, they hang down to his knees and he can nearly tuck them inside his wellies
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Old 13-12-2013, 22:49
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You would know!
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Old 13-12-2013, 22:51
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Indeed, I have a very powerful telescope which I point towards Finchley and catch Martin stepping out of the shower, grey wrinkly moobs flapping
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Old 13-12-2013, 22:53
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Stop posting damn it, your making me look unsexy.
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Old 13-12-2013, 23:02
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Old 13-12-2013, 23:05
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Stop it!
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Old 13-12-2013, 23:07
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Shan't

Come on, get your leek out and fight back!! Don't post there whimpering like a defeated and deflated little welsh cake. Fight me for the thread!!!
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Old 13-12-2013, 23:09
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I was brought up never to fight women!

However I'm more than happy to get my leek out.
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