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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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acoolwelshbloke
12-12-2013
It's true she does, she even has his face painted on her vibrator!
HaloJoe
13-12-2013
:sleep:
twassington
13-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Not what I have heard. I am told you have a shrine to worship him.”

Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“It's true she does, she even has his face painted on her vibrator! ”

Some people will believe anything *rolleyes*

I'm sexiest of them all
MartinRosen
13-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Some people will believe anything *rolleyes*

I'm sexiest of them all ”

We speak the truth.

As previously mentioned I am Mr Sexy. There is just no comparison.


(just found out the coding for bold and italics no longer appears on screen).
AmeliaPond
13-12-2013
I am definitely hands down the most sexiest individual here.

I was speaking to a girl on skype and my voice was so damn sexy that she started
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playing with herself
halfway through.

Don't think that has happened to you twassington!
twassington
13-12-2013
Originally Posted by AmeliaPond:
“I am definitely hands down the most sexiest individual here.

I was speaking to a girl on skype and my voice was so damn sexy that she started
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playing with herself
halfway through.

Don't think that has happened to you twassington!”

I'm afraid you'd be wrong there young man

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although it was men playing with themselves in my case.


At my previous work I had a couple of men who'd find pretexts to call me and then ask me to talk posh to them, then they'd have to nip off to the gents to sort themselves out. That's the truth, I'd swear on the bible if I beleived in it. I have a very sexy voice, even women have said that....
MartinRosen
13-12-2013
Originally Posted by AmeliaPond:
“I am definitely hands down the most sexiest individual here.

I was speaking to a girl on skype and my voice was so damn sexy that she started
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playing with herself
halfway through.

Don't think that has happened to you twassington!”

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm afraid you'd be wrong there young man

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although it was men playing with themselves in my case.


At my previous work I had a couple of men who'd find pretexts to call me and then ask me to talk posh to them, then they'd have to nip off to the gents to sort themselves out. That's the truth, I'd swear on the bible if I beleived in it. I have a very sexy voice, even women have said that....”

My gosh you do speak with some desperate people
twassington
13-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“My gosh you do speak with some desperate people ”

I speak to folks who recognise sexy when they hear it
acoolwelshbloke
13-12-2013
Now now ladies!
twassington
13-12-2013
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Now now ladies!”

I'm the only lady present, Amelia and Martin are blokes
acoolwelshbloke
13-12-2013
They so ugly they could pass as women!

Come to think about it, I thought you was a bloke?
twassington
13-12-2013
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“They so ugly they could pass as women!

Come to think about it, I thought you was a bloke?”

A lot of peeps on DS make that mistake, as my username could be either sex and my posts have plenty of boll*cks

I am however 110% sexy curvaceous woman
acoolwelshbloke
13-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“A lot of peeps on DS make that mistake, as my username could be either sex and my posts have plenty of boll*cks

I am however 110% sexy curvaceous woman ”

Ummm it was your profile pic that gave me the impression you was a geezer!
twassington
13-12-2013
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Ummm it was your profile pic that gave me the impression you was a geezer! ”

How many men have you met wearing low cut frilly dresses with large knockers hanging out of them?
acoolwelshbloke
13-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“How many men have you met wearing low cut frilly dresses with large knockers hanging out of them? ”

Sonia, last Saturday night comes to mind.
twassington
13-12-2013
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Sonia, last Saturday night comes to mind. ”

No knockers though....Sonia would agree.
acoolwelshbloke
13-12-2013
Man boooooobs
twassington
13-12-2013
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Man boooooobs ”

Moobs! Martin's are the biggest, they hang down to his knees and he can nearly tuck them inside his wellies
acoolwelshbloke
13-12-2013
You would know!
twassington
13-12-2013
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“You would know! ”

Indeed, I have a very powerful telescope which I point towards Finchley and catch Martin stepping out of the shower, grey wrinkly moobs flapping
acoolwelshbloke
13-12-2013
Stop posting damn it, your making me look unsexy.
twassington
13-12-2013
I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexyI'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy
acoolwelshbloke
13-12-2013
Stop it!
twassington
13-12-2013
Shan't

Come on, get your leek out and fight back!! Don't post there whimpering like a defeated and deflated little welsh cake. Fight me for the thread!!!
acoolwelshbloke
13-12-2013
I was brought up never to fight women!

However I'm more than happy to get my leek out.
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