It's true she does, she even has his face painted on her vibrator! 
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Not what I have heard. I am told you have a shrine to worship him.”
“Not what I have heard. I am told you have a shrine to worship him.”
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“It's true she does, she even has his face painted on her vibrator!”
“It's true she does, she even has his face painted on her vibrator!
”
Some people will believe anything *rolleyes*
I'm sexiest of them all
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Some people will believe anything *rolleyes*
I'm sexiest of them all”
“Some people will believe anything *rolleyes*
I'm sexiest of them all
”
We speak the truth.
As previously mentioned I am Mr Sexy. There is just no comparison.
(just found out the coding for bold and italics no longer appears on screen).
I am definitely hands down the most sexiest individual here.
I was speaking to a girl on skype and my voice was so damn sexy that she started
halfway through.
Don't think that has happened to you twassington!
I was speaking to a girl on skype and my voice was so damn sexy that she started
Spoiler
Don't think that has happened to you twassington!
Originally Posted by AmeliaPond:
“I am definitely hands down the most sexiest individual here.
I was speaking to a girl on skype and my voice was so damn sexy that she started
halfway through.
Don't think that has happened to you twassington!”
“I am definitely hands down the most sexiest individual here.
I was speaking to a girl on skype and my voice was so damn sexy that she started
Spoiler
Don't think that has happened to you twassington!”
I'm afraid you'd be wrong there young man
Spoiler
At my previous work I had a couple of men who'd find pretexts to call me and then ask me to talk posh to them, then they'd have to nip off to the gents to sort themselves out.
That's the truth, I'd swear on the bible if I beleived in it. I have a very sexy voice, even women have said that....
Originally Posted by AmeliaPond:
“I am definitely hands down the most sexiest individual here.
I was speaking to a girl on skype and my voice was so damn sexy that she started
halfway through.
Don't think that has happened to you twassington!”
“I am definitely hands down the most sexiest individual here.
I was speaking to a girl on skype and my voice was so damn sexy that she started
Spoiler
Don't think that has happened to you twassington!”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm afraid you'd be wrong there young man
At my previous work I had a couple of men who'd find pretexts to call me and then ask me to talk posh to them, then they'd have to nip off to the gents to sort themselves out. That's the truth, I'd swear on the bible if I beleived in it. I have a very sexy voice, even women have said that....”
“I'm afraid you'd be wrong there young man
Spoiler
At my previous work I had a couple of men who'd find pretexts to call me and then ask me to talk posh to them, then they'd have to nip off to the gents to sort themselves out.
That's the truth, I'd swear on the bible if I beleived in it. I have a very sexy voice, even women have said that....”
My gosh you do speak with some desperate people
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“My gosh you do speak with some desperate people”
“My gosh you do speak with some desperate people
”
I speak to folks who recognise sexy when they hear it
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Now now ladies!”
“Now now ladies!”
I'm the only lady present, Amelia and Martin are blokes
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“They so ugly they could pass as women!
Come to think about it, I thought you was a bloke?”
“They so ugly they could pass as women!
Come to think about it, I thought you was a bloke?”
A lot of peeps on DS make that mistake, as my username could be either sex and my posts have plenty of boll*cks
I am however 110% sexy curvaceous woman
Originally Posted by twassington:
“A lot of peeps on DS make that mistake, as my username could be either sex and my posts have plenty of boll*cks
I am however 110% sexy curvaceous woman”
“A lot of peeps on DS make that mistake, as my username could be either sex and my posts have plenty of boll*cks
I am however 110% sexy curvaceous woman
”
Ummm it was your profile pic that gave me the impression you was a geezer!
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Ummm it was your profile pic that gave me the impression you was a geezer!”
“Ummm it was your profile pic that gave me the impression you was a geezer!
”
How many men have you met wearing low cut frilly dresses with large knockers hanging out of them?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“How many men have you met wearing low cut frilly dresses with large knockers hanging out of them?”
“How many men have you met wearing low cut frilly dresses with large knockers hanging out of them?
”
Sonia, last Saturday night comes to mind.
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Sonia, last Saturday night comes to mind.”
“Sonia, last Saturday night comes to mind.
”
No knockers though....Sonia would agree.
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Man boooooobs”
“Man boooooobs
”
Moobs! Martin's are the biggest, they hang down to his knees and he can nearly tuck them inside his wellies
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“You would know!”
“You would know!
”
Indeed, I have a very powerful telescope which I point towards Finchley and catch Martin stepping out of the shower, grey wrinkly moobs flapping
I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexyI'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy I'm sexy
Shan'tCome on, get your leek out and fight back!! Don't post there whimpering like a defeated and deflated little welsh cake. Fight me for the thread!!!
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