It's past your bed time!
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“It's past your bed time!”
“It's past your bed time!”
You usually go to bed at 9pm!!! WHat's up with you tonight
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You usually go to bed at 9pm!!! WHat's up with you tonight”
“You usually go to bed at 9pm!!! WHat's up with you tonight
”
No more work till Tuesday and the kids over grandparents
You should be out on the lash in that case!!
I think Martin's admitted defeat judging by the thunderous snores I can hear from about 70 miles away in London
I think Martin's admitted defeat judging by the thunderous snores I can hear from about 70 miles away in London
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You should be out on the lash in that case!!
I think Martin's admitted defeat judging by the thunderous snores I can hear from about 70 miles away in London”
“You should be out on the lash in that case!!
I think Martin's admitted defeat judging by the thunderous snores I can hear from about 70 miles away in London
”
Martin is an old man with no stamina
unlike me Friday is dead here
although I might go out tomorrow and let people enjoy my sexiness 
Im thinking of buying a remote controlled vibrating butt plug that is Bluetooth with at least a 30ft range and leaving the remote for it lying around in the pub one night any volunteers to video the night ?
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“is that a yes or I`m considering it roll of the eyes ?”
“is that a yes or I`m considering it roll of the eyes ?”
*Plugs sonia's butt into the mains*
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“I'm so sexy I love myself!
”
“I'm so sexy I love myself!
”
We've been getting that impression. Vaseline helps if you've overdone it
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“I'm posh, I got flavoured lube! Vas is for chavs lol”
“I'm posh, I got flavoured lube! Vas is for chavs lol”
Pah! peasant the well to do only use Butter!
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“I'm posh, I got flavoured lube! Vas is for chavs lol”
“I'm posh, I got flavoured lube! Vas is for chavs lol”
*chokes on tea*
What's the point in wasting flavoured stuff if no one's going to taste it?
Plus that shit is STICKY And it's tinted! To the bathroom with you at once
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“Pah! peasant the well to do only use Butter!”
“Pah! peasant the well to do only use Butter!”
I got some margarine in the fridge?
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“Pah! peasant the well to do only use Butter!”
“Pah! peasant the well to do only use Butter!”
WARNING! FILTH ALERT!
Spoiler
Originally Posted by twassington:
“WARNING! FILTH ALERT!
”
“WARNING! FILTH ALERT!
Spoiler
is that you volunteering to be test this theory out ?
Manchester is in for a surprise!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*chokes on tea*
What's the point in wasting flavoured stuff if no one's going to taste it? Plus that shit is STICKY And it's tinted! To the bathroom with you at once ”
“*chokes on tea*
What's the point in wasting flavoured stuff if no one's going to taste it?
Plus that shit is STICKY And it's tinted! To the bathroom with you at once ”
It was on a special in tesco. Lol
You are right it is sticky but by the time my leek has exploded the stickiness of the lube is no longer the sticky mess that you need worry about!
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“It was on a special in tesco. Lol”
“It was on a special in tesco. Lol”
^^^^ yes I see your poshness now
http://members.optusnet.com.au/isaksen/bigroll.GIF
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