Originally Posted by MartinRosen: “I think about it all the time! It is just pushing back the queues, eager to touch my body, let alone having sex with it, is the problem.”
Originally Posted by chinchin: “Vote for sexy Nick by dialling 6505101 from your mobile.”
Who is Nick ? I rarely make calls from my mobile, and certainly not for voting, unless it is a poll to nominate you as the most unsexy person in all time
Originally Posted by MartinRosen: “Who is Nick ? I rarely make calls from my mobile, and certainly not for voting, unless it is a poll to nominate you as the most unsexy person in all time ”
Oh go away you old goat. You have no soul! *rolleyes*
Originally Posted by twassington: “I look in it all the time, I'm so sexy I even fancy myself! ”
You are looking at a distorted image of yourself, because the mirror is broken and it makes you look sexy. Shame it takes the distortion to have this effect.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen: “You are looking at a distorted image of yourself, because the mirror is broken and it makes you look sexy. Shame it takes the distortion to have this effect.”
Nice try, but my mirror is as perfect as my face and sexy body reflected in it