Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm too sexy for most men
”
“I'm too sexy for most men
”
Agreed!! But I am not "most men" and you are not sexy enough for me.
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Agreed!! But I am not "most men" and you are not sexy enough for me.”
“Agreed!! But I am not "most men" and you are not sexy enough for me.”
No, you're elderly and last thought of sex in 1965
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No, you're elderly and last thought of sex in 1965”
“No, you're elderly and last thought of sex in 1965
”
I think about it all the time! It is just pushing back the queues, eager to touch my body, let alone having sex with it, is the problem.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I think about it all the time! It is just pushing back the queues, eager to touch my body, let alone having sex with it, is the problem.”
“I think about it all the time! It is just pushing back the queues, eager to touch my body, let alone having sex with it, is the problem.”
Best laugh I've had in weeks!!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Vote for sexy Nick by dialling 6505101 from your mobile.”
“Vote for sexy Nick by dialling 6505101 from your mobile.”
Who is Nick ? I rarely make calls from my mobile, and certainly not for voting, unless it is a poll to nominate you as the most unsexy person in all time
Originally Posted by twassington:
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Best laugh I've had in weeks!!”
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Best laugh I've had in weeks!!”
Obviously you have not looked in the mirror for some time.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Who is Nick ? I rarely make calls from my mobile, and certainly not for voting, unless it is a poll to nominate you as the most unsexy person in all time ”
“Who is Nick ? I rarely make calls from my mobile, and certainly not for voting, unless it is a poll to nominate you as the most unsexy person in all time
”
Oh go away you old goat. You have no soul! *rolleyes*
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Obviously you have not looked in the mirror for some time.”
“Obviously you have not looked in the mirror for some time.”
I look in it all the time, I'm so sexy I even fancy myself!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Oh go away you old goat. You have no soul! *rolleyes*”
“Oh go away you old goat. You have no soul! *rolleyes*
”
Well said chinnock!!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Oh go away you old goat. You have no soul! *rolleyes*”
“Oh go away you old goat. You have no soul! *rolleyes*
”
But I still don't know what I am voting for ? Strictly X Factor Get Me Out of Here?!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I look in it all the time, I'm so sexy I even fancy myself!”
“I look in it all the time, I'm so sexy I even fancy myself!
”
You are looking at a distorted image of yourself, because the mirror is broken and it makes you look sexy. Shame it takes the distortion to have this effect.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“But I still don't know what I am voting for ? Strictly X Factor Get Me Out of Here?!!”
“But I still don't know what I am voting for ? Strictly X Factor Get Me Out of Here?!!”
X-Factor
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You are looking at a distorted image of yourself, because the mirror is broken and it makes you look sexy. Shame it takes the distortion to have this effect.”
“You are looking at a distorted image of yourself, because the mirror is broken and it makes you look sexy. Shame it takes the distortion to have this effect.”
Nice try, but my mirror is as perfect as my face and sexy body reflected in it
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Nice try, but my mirror is as perfect as my face and sexy body reflected in it”
“Nice try, but my mirror is as perfect as my face and sexy body reflected in it
”
It may have been once, but since you started looking into it, it has cracked. You just haven't realised it.
There really are some strange people out there - they are even allowed to vote 
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Your about as sexy as dump I'm having right now while posting this!”
“Your about as sexy as dump I'm having right now while posting this!”
Finished - better ? TMI
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“*phones Guinness Book of Records*”
“*phones Guinness Book of Records*”
I'm already in it! For being the most sexiest person on earth.
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