Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)

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twassington

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Aaah, one of my sinks is a slow emptying. Do you fancy coming round (in workman's overalls, of course) to unblock it?”

I'll want paying in cash. An no asking for extras just cos I'm sexy

MartinRosen

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'll want paying in cash. An no asking for extras just cos I'm sexy ”

Will 50p do .. and I will let you keep the change !

MartinRosen

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“
It's a website for unsexy people.”

That is why I didn't know anything about it !!

twassington

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Will 50p do .. and I will let you keep the change !”

No it won't! £200 an hour plus petrol to and from your place or no deal. I'm the sexiest plumber on earth, I'm worth it

acoolwelshbloke

18-12-2013

Students are usually skint, spotty, greasy and masturbate a lot. Nothing sexy about students!

twassington

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Students are usually skint, spotty, greasy and masturbate a lot. Nothing sexy about students!”

Indeed, they are scuzzy and don't wash, live off chips and beer, sleep all day and stay up all night [probably masturbating as welshy says] and they are about as sexy as a puddle of cold sick!!

MartinRosen

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“No it won't! £200 an hour plus petrol to and from your place or no deal. I'm the sexiest plumber on earth, I'm worth it ”

You maybe the sexiest plumber on earth (but not sexy for anything else). As it is Christmas, perhaps you will come round as a pressy! In fact, you can do it nude if you wish

chinchin

18-12-2013

Did someone mention pressies????!!!

MartinRosen

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Did someone mention pressies????!!! ”

Aww, that is really kind of you Chin. What are you sending me?

chinchin

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Aww, that is really kind of you Chin. What are you sending me?”

A Cliff Pilchard CD and calendar.

twassington

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You maybe the sexiest plumber on earth (but not sexy for anything else). As it is Christmas, perhaps you will come round as a pressy! In fact, you can do it nude if you wish ”

I wouldn't be able to see the plug hole for me tits!

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Did someone mention pressies????!!! ”

You are like a pressy magnet!!!

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“A Cliff Pilchard CD and calendar. ”

You'd better not give me that or my axe is coming out

chinchin

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I wouldn't be able to see the plug hole for me tits!

You are like a pressy magnet!!!

You'd better not give me that or my axe is coming out ”

Oh dear!

MartinRosen

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“A Cliff Pilchard CD and calendar. ”

This is the last year that Sir Cliff Richard is producing a calendar, so it will become very valuable in years to come.

Thanks.

twassington

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“This is the last year that Sir Cliff Richard is producing a calendar, so it will become very valuable in years to come.

Thanks.”

I shan't be clicking that

Thank god the talentless old prune is retiring from the calendar market at least. Now STOP SINGING Pilchard!

MartinRosen

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I shan't be clicking that Thank god the talentless old prune is retiring from the calendar market at least. Now STOP SINGING Pilchard!”

One of your 'friends' (!!) refers to you in the thread as a big CR fan, and that you have a shrine to him

twassington

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“One of your 'friends' (!!) refers to you in the thread as a big CR fan, and that you have a shrine to him ”

I'm sure, I am not going to read it! They do love to joke at my expense *rolleyes*

I'm well known as his biggest NON fan so they like to say the opposite....*le sigh*

MartinRosen

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm sure, I am not going to read it! They do love to joke at my expense *rolleyes* I'm well known as his biggest NON fan so they like to say the opposite....*le sigh*”

A brave front, but I am sure you secretly worship him, but not sexy enough to admit it.

twassington

18-12-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“A brave front, but I am sure you secretly worship him, but not sexy enough to admit it.”

Pilchard is not even remotely sexy and never has been, anyone who likes him or his music is therefore TOTALLY UNSEXY and should leave this thread for those with more taste [and vast amounts of sexiness] like moi!!

MartinRosen

19-12-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Pilchard is not even remotely sexy and never has been, anyone who likes him or his music is therefore TOTALLY UNSEXY and should leave this thread for those with more taste [and vast amounts of sexiness] like moi!!”

Well as it is over 24 hours since you last posted, it looks like that you may have won as 'last poster'. However I am now the last one

twassington

19-12-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Well as it is over 24 hours since you last posted, it looks like that you may have won as 'last poster'. However I am now the last one ”

For one minute!!!!!!!!

acoolwelshbloke

20-12-2013

See what happens when I stop posting!

MartinRosen

20-12-2013

Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“See what happens when I stop posting!”

Yup. My sexiness reigns supreme. I have no need to continually post as I know I am the winner.

chinchin

20-12-2013

*Rolleyes*

MartinRosen

20-12-2013

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Rolleyes*”

Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch That's your eyes we are rolling !!

soniaorlastorm

20-12-2013

your Bothers Fit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKhjaGRhIYU

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