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Old 18-12-2013, 17:10
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Aaah, one of my sinks is a slow emptying. Do you fancy coming round (in workman's overalls, of course) to unblock it?
I'll want paying in cash. An no asking for extras just cos I'm sexy
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Old 18-12-2013, 17:14
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I'll want paying in cash. An no asking for extras just cos I'm sexy

Will 50p do .. and I will let you keep the change !
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Old 18-12-2013, 17:15
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It's a website for unsexy people.
That is why I didn't know anything about it !!
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Old 18-12-2013, 17:21
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Will 50p do .. and I will let you keep the change !
No it won't! £200 an hour plus petrol to and from your place or no deal. I'm the sexiest plumber on earth, I'm worth it
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Old 18-12-2013, 18:05
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Students are usually skint, spotty, greasy and masturbate a lot. Nothing sexy about students!
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Old 18-12-2013, 18:53
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Students are usually skint, spotty, greasy and masturbate a lot. Nothing sexy about students!
Indeed, they are scuzzy and don't wash, live off chips and beer, sleep all day and stay up all night [probably masturbating as welshy says] and they are about as sexy as a puddle of cold sick!!
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Old 18-12-2013, 18:56
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No it won't! £200 an hour plus petrol to and from your place or no deal. I'm the sexiest plumber on earth, I'm worth it
You maybe the sexiest plumber on earth (but not sexy for anything else). As it is Christmas, perhaps you will come round as a pressy! In fact, you can do it nude if you wish
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Old 18-12-2013, 18:57
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Did someone mention pressies????!!!
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Old 18-12-2013, 18:59
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Did someone mention pressies????!!!
Aww, that is really kind of you Chin. What are you sending me?
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Old 18-12-2013, 19:00
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Aww, that is really kind of you Chin. What are you sending me?
A Cliff Pilchard CD and calendar.
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Old 18-12-2013, 19:09
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You maybe the sexiest plumber on earth (but not sexy for anything else). As it is Christmas, perhaps you will come round as a pressy! In fact, you can do it nude if you wish
I wouldn't be able to see the plug hole for me tits!

Did someone mention pressies????!!!
You are like a pressy magnet!!!

A Cliff Pilchard CD and calendar.
You'd better not give me that or my axe is coming out
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Old 18-12-2013, 19:19
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I wouldn't be able to see the plug hole for me tits!



You are like a pressy magnet!!!



You'd better not give me that or my axe is coming out
Oh dear!
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Old 18-12-2013, 21:53
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A Cliff Pilchard CD and calendar.
This is the last year that Sir Cliff Richard is producing a calendar, so it will become very valuable in years to come.

Thanks.
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Old 18-12-2013, 22:04
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This is the last year that Sir Cliff Richard is producing a calendar, so it will become very valuable in years to come.

Thanks.
I shan't be clicking that Thank god the talentless old prune is retiring from the calendar market at least. Now STOP SINGING Pilchard!
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Old 18-12-2013, 22:09
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I shan't be clicking that Thank god the talentless old prune is retiring from the calendar market at least. Now STOP SINGING Pilchard!
One of your 'friends' (!!) refers to you in the thread as a big CR fan, and that you have a shrine to him
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Old 18-12-2013, 22:11
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One of your 'friends' (!!) refers to you in the thread as a big CR fan, and that you have a shrine to him
I'm sure, I am not going to read it! They do love to joke at my expense *rolleyes* I'm well known as his biggest NON fan so they like to say the opposite....*le sigh*
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Old 18-12-2013, 22:13
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I'm sure, I am not going to read it! They do love to joke at my expense *rolleyes* I'm well known as his biggest NON fan so they like to say the opposite....*le sigh*
A brave front, but I am sure you secretly worship him, but not sexy enough to admit it.
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Old 18-12-2013, 22:19
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A brave front, but I am sure you secretly worship him, but not sexy enough to admit it.
Pilchard is not even remotely sexy and never has been, anyone who likes him or his music is therefore TOTALLY UNSEXY and should leave this thread for those with more taste [and vast amounts of sexiness] like moi!!
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Old 19-12-2013, 22:42
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Pilchard is not even remotely sexy and never has been, anyone who likes him or his music is therefore TOTALLY UNSEXY and should leave this thread for those with more taste [and vast amounts of sexiness] like moi!!
Well as it is over 24 hours since you last posted, it looks like that you may have won as 'last poster'. However I am now the last one
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Old 19-12-2013, 22:43
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Well as it is over 24 hours since you last posted, it looks like that you may have won as 'last poster'. However I am now the last one
For one minute!!!!!!!!
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Old 20-12-2013, 18:10
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See what happens when I stop posting!
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Old 20-12-2013, 18:18
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See what happens when I stop posting!
Yup. My sexiness reigns supreme. I have no need to continually post as I know I am the winner.
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Old 20-12-2013, 18:21
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*Rolleyes*
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Old 20-12-2013, 18:26
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Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch That's your eyes we are rolling !!
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Old 20-12-2013, 18:26
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