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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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twassington
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Aaah, one of my sinks is a slow emptying. Do you fancy coming round (in workman's overalls, of course) to unblock it?”

I'll want paying in cash. An no asking for extras just cos I'm sexy
MartinRosen
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'll want paying in cash. An no asking for extras just cos I'm sexy ”


Will 50p do .. and I will let you keep the change !
MartinRosen
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
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It's a website for unsexy people.”

That is why I didn't know anything about it !!
twassington
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Will 50p do .. and I will let you keep the change !”

No it won't! £200 an hour plus petrol to and from your place or no deal. I'm the sexiest plumber on earth, I'm worth it
acoolwelshbloke
18-12-2013
Students are usually skint, spotty, greasy and masturbate a lot. Nothing sexy about students!
twassington
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Students are usually skint, spotty, greasy and masturbate a lot. Nothing sexy about students!”

Indeed, they are scuzzy and don't wash, live off chips and beer, sleep all day and stay up all night [probably masturbating as welshy says] and they are about as sexy as a puddle of cold sick!!
MartinRosen
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No it won't! £200 an hour plus petrol to and from your place or no deal. I'm the sexiest plumber on earth, I'm worth it ”

You maybe the sexiest plumber on earth (but not sexy for anything else). As it is Christmas, perhaps you will come round as a pressy! In fact, you can do it nude if you wish
chinchin
18-12-2013
Did someone mention pressies????!!!
MartinRosen
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Did someone mention pressies????!!! ”

Aww, that is really kind of you Chin. What are you sending me?
chinchin
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Aww, that is really kind of you Chin. What are you sending me?”

A Cliff Pilchard CD and calendar.
twassington
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You maybe the sexiest plumber on earth (but not sexy for anything else). As it is Christmas, perhaps you will come round as a pressy! In fact, you can do it nude if you wish ”

I wouldn't be able to see the plug hole for me tits!

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Did someone mention pressies????!!! ”

You are like a pressy magnet!!!

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“A Cliff Pilchard CD and calendar. ”

You'd better not give me that or my axe is coming out
chinchin
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I wouldn't be able to see the plug hole for me tits!



You are like a pressy magnet!!!



You'd better not give me that or my axe is coming out ”

Oh dear!
MartinRosen
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“A Cliff Pilchard CD and calendar. ”

This is the last year that Sir Cliff Richard is producing a calendar, so it will become very valuable in years to come.

Thanks.
twassington
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“This is the last year that Sir Cliff Richard is producing a calendar, so it will become very valuable in years to come.

Thanks.”

I shan't be clicking that Thank god the talentless old prune is retiring from the calendar market at least. Now STOP SINGING Pilchard!
MartinRosen
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I shan't be clicking that Thank god the talentless old prune is retiring from the calendar market at least. Now STOP SINGING Pilchard!”

One of your 'friends' (!!) refers to you in the thread as a big CR fan, and that you have a shrine to him
twassington
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“One of your 'friends' (!!) refers to you in the thread as a big CR fan, and that you have a shrine to him ”

I'm sure, I am not going to read it! They do love to joke at my expense *rolleyes* I'm well known as his biggest NON fan so they like to say the opposite....*le sigh*
MartinRosen
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm sure, I am not going to read it! They do love to joke at my expense *rolleyes* I'm well known as his biggest NON fan so they like to say the opposite....*le sigh*”

A brave front, but I am sure you secretly worship him, but not sexy enough to admit it.
twassington
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“A brave front, but I am sure you secretly worship him, but not sexy enough to admit it.”

Pilchard is not even remotely sexy and never has been, anyone who likes him or his music is therefore TOTALLY UNSEXY and should leave this thread for those with more taste [and vast amounts of sexiness] like moi!!
MartinRosen
19-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Pilchard is not even remotely sexy and never has been, anyone who likes him or his music is therefore TOTALLY UNSEXY and should leave this thread for those with more taste [and vast amounts of sexiness] like moi!!”

Well as it is over 24 hours since you last posted, it looks like that you may have won as 'last poster'. However I am now the last one
twassington
19-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Well as it is over 24 hours since you last posted, it looks like that you may have won as 'last poster'. However I am now the last one ”

For one minute!!!!!!!!
acoolwelshbloke
20-12-2013
See what happens when I stop posting!
MartinRosen
20-12-2013
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“See what happens when I stop posting!”

Yup. My sexiness reigns supreme. I have no need to continually post as I know I am the winner.
chinchin
20-12-2013
*Rolleyes*
MartinRosen
20-12-2013
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Rolleyes*”

Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch That's your eyes we are rolling !!
soniaorlastorm
20-12-2013
your Bothers Fit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKhjaGRhIYU
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