Don't go to the trouble of wrapping up your leek

I've never tasted that stuff

White lightning I mean, not leeks

Pick and choose - everybody happy now !

Merry Christmas xx Obviously yours won't be as sexy as mine but have fun trying

Bit plastic looking


Mine will be FAR sexier than yours

Merry CHristmas priss!!

Over 24 hours uninterrupted sexiness, I rock!!

I was just girding my loins ready for the big Christmas rush !

Have a cool Yule in your unsexy house.

My home is twinkly and very festive thank you very much *rolleyes* I hope you have a wrinkly old Christmas with Mrs R playing your Pilchard albums and being generally unsexy!

Ho Ho oh you ugly lot, all is not lost. I heard Santa has a few plastic surgery vouchers to hand out this year so you never know your luck! You may end up looking nearly as sexy as me by this time next year if Santa is kind to you this Xmas.

Bleurgh! Never having any of that ta very much.

Some of us are naturally sexy

But that doesn't include you!

Your jealous attempts to steal my thunder are yawnworthy.....move along!!

Mwahahahahahaha

Weirdo!!

I have no wish to steal anything from you, unless you have wadges of money!

Wadges? Can you not even speak the Queen's english??

I prefer the King's version

*rolls eyes*

something in your eye ...... prissy ?

Only me!

I'm still sexy, despite having no electricity from midnight til an hour ago!! Fences and roof tiles are off, and next door have acquired someone's trampoline in their trees Tis pouring with rain like the most epic downpour you can imagine............but MERRY SEXY CHRISTMAS everyone

Hope you have electricity now Twass. Presumably you were using battery power.

If your lights aren't working, get some of your friends and neighbours in (if you have any of them), and all raise their hands in the air. That is because ... many hands make light work

Dohhh *slaps head* Got lecky now, but no water, cos a fallen tree damaged the main. We'll cope!! Good job I am SEXY!!

so thats why theres a smell of mens peed undercrackers, on this thread?

how unsexy is that Martin...... shame on you !

I will pee in Twass' back garden to give her water

Sexy people always willing to help in an emergency.

I'm so sorry Twass

The fact that you're remaining positive during all of this makes you the sexiest indeed!!

I do hope you have a Merry Christmas


I hope all of the sexy peeps in this thread has a very Merry Christmas