We have a load left over as well. Should we send them to the poor deprived people in Wales who obviously had a very unsexy Christmas. Probably didn't get any Christmas presents.

You would have thought that Santa would have offered them a full body makeover.

Maybe welshy got a huge prosthetic strap on leek

I'm wearing it now with nothing else on but a smile!

I'm going to have nightmares now

I might let you touch it! If you think you can handle something so sexy as me?

Wolfy would eat you for breakfast Your leek would be a mere canape for her, an amuse bouche as they say in posh circles!

*Rolleyes*

Oi! You with the rolling eyes!!

Don't worry twas you can touch the white bit while wolf plays with the green bit!

Dream on, boyo!!

My leek rolls its green eye right back at you!

Surely its eye is at the white end

And how would you know such a thing? I thought someone came into my room last night!

Santa paying a late visit?

That was my guess as well, Santa coming to see if he could fix the leek, but nothing could fix that. Sorry you didn't get what you wanted Welshy, maybe next yr you'll get a new leek

He might get an adventurous leek, like this one!!

How' do you find such pics? You spend too much time on the internet. You need a sexy man like me in your life!

I googled it in about five seconds

I genuinely loled at the pic Also I've seen bigger leeks

That's five seconds you will never get back! I could do so much with you in 5 seconds!! What a waste lol

You would only last five seconds? That's really unsexy!

I bet you have, you dirty girl!!

With a limp leek like his, I doubt he'll last at all.

Just because you are not sexy enough to make my leek stand tall and proud.