Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Just because you are not sexy enough to make my leek stand tall and proud.
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“Just because you are not sexy enough to make my leek stand tall and proud.
”
Like Max Boyce's?
Now that's huge!!
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yes please, with fries and a cola float
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“Yes please, with fries and a cola float
”
Wots that then ? sounds so unsexy..... just like you
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
Wots that then ? sounds so unsexy..... just like you”
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Wots that then ? sounds so unsexy..... just like you
”
What you got in Wimpy bars back in the day...glass of cola with a top of whippy ice cream, which then melted into the coke....lush!!!
How very unsexy of you not to know this Sleeps, and you with a background in the fast food business *tuts*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“What you got in Wimpy bars back in the day...glass of cola with a top of whippy ice cream, which then melted into the coke....lush!!!”
“What you got in Wimpy bars back in the day...glass of cola with a top of whippy ice cream, which then melted into the coke....lush!!!”
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Coke-Float
Will it work with Diet Coke as I am a diabetic ?!!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Coke-Float
Will it work with Diet Coke as I am a diabetic ?!!”
“http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Coke-Float
Will it work with Diet Coke as I am a diabetic ?!!”
Course it will! Go for it
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Course it will! Go for it”
“Course it will! Go for it
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I didn't think it was possible. However, I have just tried it and it has made me even more sexier than before! Wow, nobody can touch me now with sexiness.
*sings - 'If I ruled the world ...' *
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I didn't think it was possible. However, I have just tried it and it has made me even more sexier than before! Wow, nobody can touch me now with sexiness.
*sings - 'If I ruled the world ...' *”
“I didn't think it was possible. However, I have just tried it and it has made me even more sexier than before! Wow, nobody can touch me now with sexiness.
*sings - 'If I ruled the world ...' *”
"every day would be the first day of Winter"
*runs away*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“"every day would be the first day of Winter"
*runs away*”
“"every day would be the first day of Winter"
*runs away*”
You can keep your winter - I prefer spring and summer !
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No one is as sexy as myself....I'm in a minority of one!!”
“No one is as sexy as myself....I'm in a minority of one!!”
Who is this "no one" . I bet s/he is not as sexy as me
Well the New Year's Honours List has been published. Did anybody here feature in it? It seems there has been an error in the Official List - I am not mentioned for services to sexiness !!!!
Originally Posted by priscilla:
“I am, Priscilla honoured for her services of sexiness, the first and only honoury to ever be given.”
“I am, Priscilla honoured for her services of sexiness, the first and only honoury to ever be given.”
So there was another error
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“So there was another error”
“So there was another error
”
Nope, it's true I'm being honoured for my sexiness
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Clearly a mess up at HQ...they meant TWASS not PRISCILLA
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“Clearly a mess up at HQ...they meant TWASS not PRISCILLA
”
Even auld Birdy, would beat you hands down
My New Year's present to you all - from the sexiest of them all!
Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit
lonely, and thought
“I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for
escorts and sensual massage.
She found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a
very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair,
long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain
she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum....
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I’ll give him a
call.
“Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you? . . Oh my, he sounded sooo
sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,
“Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my motel
room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and
what I really want is sex.
I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got
in your bag of tricks.
We’ll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate
syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything,
I’m ready!! Now how does that sound?”
He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9
for an outside line.”
Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit
lonely, and thought
“I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for
escorts and sensual massage.
She found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a
very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair,
long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain
she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum....
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I’ll give him a
call.
“Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you? . . Oh my, he sounded sooo
sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,
“Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my motel
room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and
what I really want is sex.
I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got
in your bag of tricks.
We’ll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate
syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything,
I’m ready!! Now how does that sound?”
He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9
for an outside line.”
I also bring details of the best party to go to tonight.
http://www.ledburyreporter.co.uk/new...e_in_Hereford/
Love to meet Lisa Lashes ... just in case she is anywhere near as sexy as me !
http://www.ledburyreporter.co.uk/new...e_in_Hereford/
Love to meet Lisa Lashes ... just in case she is anywhere near as sexy as me !
Happy New Year you unsexy lot
I know that you all wish you could be as sexy as me in 2014, but it won't happen
I know that you all wish you could be as sexy as me in 2014, but it won't happen
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