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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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twassington
29-12-2013
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Just because you are not sexy enough to make my leek stand tall and proud. ”

Like Max Boyce's? Now that's huge!!
MartinRosen
30-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Like Max Boyce's? Now that's huge!!”

It looks like a pushover to me!
twassington
30-12-2013
Originally Posted by On Purpose:
“Wimpy! ”

Yes please, with fries and a cola float
The_Sleeper
30-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yes please, with fries and a cola float ”



Wots that then ? sounds so unsexy..... just like you
twassington
30-12-2013
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“

Wots that then ? sounds so unsexy..... just like you ”

What you got in Wimpy bars back in the day...glass of cola with a top of whippy ice cream, which then melted into the coke....lush!!!

How very unsexy of you not to know this Sleeps, and you with a background in the fast food business *tuts*
MartinRosen
30-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“What you got in Wimpy bars back in the day...glass of cola with a top of whippy ice cream, which then melted into the coke....lush!!!”

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Coke-Float

Will it work with Diet Coke as I am a diabetic ?!!
twassington
30-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Coke-Float

Will it work with Diet Coke as I am a diabetic ?!!”

Course it will! Go for it
MartinRosen
30-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Course it will! Go for it ”

I didn't think it was possible. However, I have just tried it and it has made me even more sexier than before! Wow, nobody can touch me now with sexiness.

*sings - 'If I ruled the world ...' *
twassington
30-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I didn't think it was possible. However, I have just tried it and it has made me even more sexier than before! Wow, nobody can touch me now with sexiness.

*sings - 'If I ruled the world ...' *”

"every day would be the first day of Winter"

*runs away*
MartinRosen
30-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“"every day would be the first day of Winter"

*runs away*”

You can keep your winter - I prefer spring and summer !
chinchin
30-12-2013
*Rolleyes*
twassington
30-12-2013
No one is as sexy as myself....I'm in a minority of one!!
MartinRosen
30-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No one is as sexy as myself....I'm in a minority of one!!”

Who is this "no one" . I bet s/he is not as sexy as me
twassington
30-12-2013
*rolleyes*
MartinRosen
30-12-2013
Well the New Year's Honours List has been published. Did anybody here feature in it? It seems there has been an error in the Official List - I am not mentioned for services to sexiness !!!!
priscilla
30-12-2013
I am, Priscilla honoured for her services of sexiness, the first and only honoury to ever be given.
MartinRosen
30-12-2013
Originally Posted by priscilla:
“I am, Priscilla honoured for her services of sexiness, the first and only honoury to ever be given.”

So there was another error
The_Sleeper
30-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“ - I am not mentioned”

why would we talk..... about you ?
The_Sleeper
31-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“So there was another error ”

aye about 60 years ago
priscilla
31-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“So there was another error ”

Nope, it's true I'm being honoured for my sexiness
twassington
31-12-2013
Clearly a mess up at HQ...they meant TWASS not PRISCILLA
The_Sleeper
31-12-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Clearly a mess up at HQ...they meant TWASS not PRISCILLA ”



Even auld Birdy, would beat you hands down
MartinRosen
31-12-2013
My New Year's present to you all - from the sexiest of them all!


Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit
lonely, and thought

“I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for
escorts and sensual massage.


She found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a
very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.

He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair,
long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain
she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum....

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I’ll give him a
call.

“Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you? . . Oh my, he sounded sooo
sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,
“Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my motel
room and give me one.

No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and
what I really want is sex.
I want it hot, and I want it now.

Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got
in your bag of tricks.
We’ll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate
syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything,
I’m ready!! Now how does that sound?”
He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9
for an outside line.”
MartinRosen
31-12-2013
I also bring details of the best party to go to tonight.

http://www.ledburyreporter.co.uk/new...e_in_Hereford/

Love to meet Lisa Lashes ... just in case she is anywhere near as sexy as me !
Bad Wolf 525
31-12-2013
Happy New Year you unsexy lot

I know that you all wish you could be as sexy as me in 2014, but it won't happen
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