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Old 29-12-2013, 17:49
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Just because you are not sexy enough to make my leek stand tall and proud.
Like Max Boyce's? Now that's huge!!
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Old 30-12-2013, 12:31
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It looks like a pushover to me!
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Old 30-12-2013, 14:39
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Yes please, with fries and a cola float
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Old 30-12-2013, 15:06
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Yes please, with fries and a cola float


Wots that then ? sounds so unsexy..... just like you
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Old 30-12-2013, 15:15
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Wots that then ? sounds so unsexy..... just like you
What you got in Wimpy bars back in the day...glass of cola with a top of whippy ice cream, which then melted into the coke....lush!!!

How very unsexy of you not to know this Sleeps, and you with a background in the fast food business *tuts*
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Old 30-12-2013, 15:55
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What you got in Wimpy bars back in the day...glass of cola with a top of whippy ice cream, which then melted into the coke....lush!!!
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Coke-Float

Will it work with Diet Coke as I am a diabetic ?!!
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Old 30-12-2013, 17:03
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http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Coke-Float

Will it work with Diet Coke as I am a diabetic ?!!
Course it will! Go for it
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Old 30-12-2013, 18:27
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Course it will! Go for it
I didn't think it was possible. However, I have just tried it and it has made me even more sexier than before! Wow, nobody can touch me now with sexiness.

*sings - 'If I ruled the world ...' *
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Old 30-12-2013, 18:29
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I didn't think it was possible. However, I have just tried it and it has made me even more sexier than before! Wow, nobody can touch me now with sexiness.

*sings - 'If I ruled the world ...' *
"every day would be the first day of Winter"

*runs away*
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Old 30-12-2013, 18:32
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"every day would be the first day of Winter"

*runs away*
You can keep your winter - I prefer spring and summer !
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Old 30-12-2013, 18:40
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*Rolleyes*
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Old 30-12-2013, 19:36
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No one is as sexy as myself....I'm in a minority of one!!
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Old 30-12-2013, 23:04
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No one is as sexy as myself....I'm in a minority of one!!
Who is this "no one" . I bet s/he is not as sexy as me
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Old 30-12-2013, 23:05
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*rolleyes*
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Old 30-12-2013, 23:34
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Well the New Year's Honours List has been published. Did anybody here feature in it? It seems there has been an error in the Official List - I am not mentioned for services to sexiness !!!!
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Old 30-12-2013, 23:36
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I am, Priscilla honoured for her services of sexiness, the first and only honoury to ever be given.
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Old 30-12-2013, 23:41
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I am, Priscilla honoured for her services of sexiness, the first and only honoury to ever be given.
So there was another error
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Old 30-12-2013, 23:59
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- I am not mentioned
why would we talk..... about you ?
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Old 31-12-2013, 00:00
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So there was another error
aye about 60 years ago
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Old 31-12-2013, 00:23
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So there was another error
Nope, it's true I'm being honoured for my sexiness
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Old 31-12-2013, 10:28
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Clearly a mess up at HQ...they meant TWASS not PRISCILLA
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Old 31-12-2013, 10:31
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Clearly a mess up at HQ...they meant TWASS not PRISCILLA


Even auld Birdy, would beat you hands down
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Old 31-12-2013, 20:17
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My New Year's present to you all - from the sexiest of them all!


Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit
lonely, and thought

“I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for
escorts and sensual massage.


She found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a
very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.

He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair,
long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain
she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum....

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I’ll give him a
call.

“Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you? . . Oh my, he sounded sooo
sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,
“Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my motel
room and give me one.

No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and
what I really want is sex.
I want it hot, and I want it now.

Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got
in your bag of tricks.
We’ll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate
syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything,
I’m ready!! Now how does that sound?”
He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9
for an outside line.”
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Old 31-12-2013, 20:18
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I also bring details of the best party to go to tonight.

http://www.ledburyreporter.co.uk/new...e_in_Hereford/

Love to meet Lisa Lashes ... just in case she is anywhere near as sexy as me !
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Old 31-12-2013, 20:55
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Happy New Year you unsexy lot

I know that you all wish you could be as sexy as me in 2014, but it won't happen
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