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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Bad Wolf 525
31-12-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“My New Year's present to you all - from the sexiest of them all!


Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit
lonely, and thought

“I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for
escorts and sensual massage.


She found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a
very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.

He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair,
long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain
she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum....

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I’ll give him a
call.

“Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you? . . Oh my, he sounded sooo
sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,
“Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my motel
room and give me one.

No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and
what I really want is sex.
I want it hot, and I want it now.

Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got
in your bag of tricks.
We’ll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate
syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything,
I’m ready!! Now how does that sound?”
He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9
for an outside line.”
”

Fess up, we all know that this really happened to you. I bet you will never forget to dial 9 again
chinchin
31-12-2013
Too much to read at the mo'.
The_Sleeper
31-12-2013
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“Fess up, we all know that this really happened to you. I bet you will never forget to dial 9 again ”

HNY, Wolfie when it comes !

Hiya you
Bad Wolf 525
31-12-2013
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“HNY, Wolfie when it comes !

Hiya you ”

Happy New year to you too Sleeps!!


Hiya Sleeps
MartinRosen
31-12-2013
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Too much to read at the mo'. ”

Obviously already pi***d I suppose in that state you think you are sexy.
chinchin
31-12-2013
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MartinRosen
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5831/arbustowc8.gif”

What is it ? Flying hairpieces
MartinRosen
01-01-2014
As the first poster of 2014, I am and continue to be the sexiest.
Bad Wolf 525
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“As the first poster of 2014, I am and continue to be the sexiest.”

Nope, it's still 2013 here
MartinRosen
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“Nope, it's still 2013 here ”

Oh, you are so last year !
The_Sleeper
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Oh, you are so last year !”

your a fine one to talk, since yer gear has just turned ..... retro !!
Bad Wolf 525
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Oh, you are so last year !”

indeed!
Mrs Teapot
01-01-2014
Happy New Year to you disillusioned people I of course never bother posting as the truth would really hurt
Bad Wolf 525
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“Happy New Year to you disillusioned people I of course never bother posting as the truth would really hurt ”

A very Happy New Year to you Mrs T

They already know the truth....


Spoiler
I'm the sexiest
Bad Wolf 525
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Too much to read at the mo'. ”

It's just a long post about how I'm the sexiest


Happy New Year chins
The_Sleeper
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“A very Happy New Year to you Mrs T

They already know the truth....


Spoiler
I'm the sexiest
”



Aye lets tell them all, I might be coming your side of the pond, ln early feb, if I play my cards right, ........ Crocket & Tubbs land .... thats yer clue .........wolfie ?
Mrs Teapot
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“A very Happy New Year to you Mrs T

They already know the truth....


Spoiler
I'm the sexiest
”

Have the most wonderful year Wolfie and as already said...disillusioned
Bad Wolf 525
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Aye lets tell them all, I might be coming your side of the pond, ln early feb, if I play my cards right, ........ Crocket & Tubbs land .... thats yer clue .........wolfie ? ”

You're coming to Florida Sleeps!!

You said Crocket and Tubbs, so I'm assuming Miami?

That's awesome Sleeps. It's should be a good time of the year to go, not too hot!!

I haven't been down to Florida in 13 or 14 years now, but I do love it. One of my favorite states to vacation in.
The_Sleeper
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot;70566591 and as already said..[B:
“.disillusioned[/b]”

Nah just drunk !

nite potty
Bad Wolf 525
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“Have the most wonderful year Wolfie and as already said...disillusioned ”

Thank you Mrs.T

BIB: Yes they are
The_Sleeper
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“You're coming to Florida Sleeps!!
”

I only heard my mates brothers, got a villa there today.

so I just have to bend his ear, if its poss, & I mean poss I'll be on that plane, So you look out, & I'll PM u if it'll happen ..... *Winkeyes*

syl Wolfie
Bad Wolf 525
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“I only heard my mates brothers, got a villa there today.

so I just have to bend his ear, if its poss, & I mean poss I'll be on that plane, So you look out, & I'll PM u if it'll happen ..... *Winkeyes*

syl Wolfie ”

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you Sleeps

I'll keep my eye on my PM's

Nightie night Sleeps
MartinRosen
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“I only heard my mates brothers, got a villa there today.
”

If it is a big enough villa, maybe we could all go over and teach them culture and sexiness!
The_Sleeper
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“If it is a big enough villa, maybe we could all go over and teach them culture and sexiness!”

its funny you should say that, they all come from pompey & that'll never work....... I mean its not worked for you !
MartinRosen
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“its funny you should say that, they all come from pompey & that'll never work....... I mean its not worked for you ! ”

I am the sexiest and most cultured in Pompey (I went to see Aladdin at Groundlings!), and the rest of the world.
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