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My New Year's present to you all - from the sexiest of them all!
Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely, and thought “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massage. She found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum.... She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I’ll give him a call. “Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you? . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, “Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I’m ready!! Now how does that sound?” He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.” ![]() ![]()
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Too much to read at the mo'.
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Fess up, we all know that this really happened to you. I bet you will never forget to dial 9 again
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HNY, Wolfie when it comes !
![]() Hiya you ![]() Hiya Sleeps
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Too much to read at the mo'.
![]() I suppose in that state you think you are sexy.
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What is it ? Flying hairpieces
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As the first poster of 2014, I am and continue to be the sexiest.
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As the first poster of 2014, I am and continue to be the sexiest.
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Nope, it's still 2013 here
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Oh, you are so last year !
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Happy New Year to you disillusioned people
I of course never bother posting as the truth would really hurt
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Happy New Year to you disillusioned people
I of course never bother posting as the truth would really hurt ![]() ![]() They already know the truth....
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Too much to read at the mo'.
![]() ![]() Happy New Year chins
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A very Happy New Year to you Mrs T
![]() They already know the truth....
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Aye lets tell them all, I might be coming your side of the pond, ln early feb, if I play my cards right, ........ Crocket & Tubbs land .... thats yer clue .........wolfie ? ![]()
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A very Happy New Year to you Mrs T
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Aye lets tell them all, I might be coming your side of the pond, ln early feb, if I play my cards right, ........ Crocket & Tubbs land .... thats yer clue .........wolfie ?
![]() ![]() You said Crocket and Tubbs, so I'm assuming Miami? That's awesome Sleeps. It's should be a good time of the year to go, not too hot!! I haven't been down to Florida in 13 or 14 years now, but I do love it. One of my favorite states to vacation in. |
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Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot;70566591 and as already said..[B
.disillusioned[/b]
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Have the most wonderful year Wolfie and as already said...disillusioned
![]() ![]() BIB: Yes they are
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You're coming to Florida Sleeps!!
so I just have to bend his ear, if its poss, & I mean poss I'll be on that plane, So you look out, & I'll PM u if it'll happen ..... *Winkeyes* syl Wolfie
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I only heard my mates brothers, got a villa there today.
so I just have to bend his ear, if its poss, & I mean poss I'll be on that plane, So you look out, & I'll PM u if it'll happen ..... *Winkeyes* syl Wolfie ![]() I'll keep my eye on my PM's ![]() Nightie night Sleeps
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I only heard my mates brothers, got a villa there today.
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If it is a big enough villa, maybe we could all go over and teach them culture and sexiness!
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its funny you should say that, they all come from pompey & that'll never work....... I mean its not worked for you !
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