Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“My New Year's present to you all - from the sexiest of them all!
Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit
lonely, and thought
“I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for
escorts and sensual massage.
She found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a
very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair,
long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain
she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum....
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I’ll give him a
call.
“Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you? . . Oh my, he sounded sooo
sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,
“Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my motel
room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and
what I really want is sex.
I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got
in your bag of tricks.
We’ll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate
syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything,
I’m ready!! Now how does that sound?”
He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9
for an outside line.””
“My New Year's present to you all - from the sexiest of them all!
Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit
lonely, and thought
“I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for
escorts and sensual massage.
She found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a
very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair,
long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain
she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum....
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I’ll give him a
call.
“Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you? . . Oh my, he sounded sooo
sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,
“Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my motel
room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and
what I really want is sex.
I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got
in your bag of tricks.
We’ll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate
syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything,
I’m ready!! Now how does that sound?”
He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9
for an outside line.””
Fess up, we all know that this really happened to you. I bet you will never forget to dial 9 again
