Bubble gum was indeed the correct answer.

Sorry for the delayed reply but i just found out you can view pictures of naked women on the internet and i have been researching the subject matter. Who knew such a thing was available on the internet.

PS : I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am i?

Oh really? Where do you find them This is the best I have been able to find - a picture of Twass.


An arrow ? (as in Bow and Arrow).

That's a very flattering picture of Twass. Did she get dressed up and have her make up done especially for the picture?

And arrow is correct.

All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am i?

*rolleyes*

A tongue???

Don't be disgusting. Of course not. Try again.

ME be disgusting! Hark who's talking

I've no idea

An underground tube train.

Oooh! An escalator!!

What's the answer?

*Pretty please!*

With knobs on!!

U lot are as weird as you are ugly!

Take me to bed 'twas I'm tired!

Come on then you poor old man....*shoves welshy up the stairs by the bum and tucks him up in bed*

Rather you tugged on my leek than mess around with my bum!

Not THAT tired then are you

Twass be careful you don't snap it.

I'm making soup out of it.

Cream of leek

Or leek cream

Happy Birthday to me
for today I'm fifty
I am still very sexy
as you can all see

Happy Birthday x

Happy Birthday welshmam! You'll be nearly as sexy as me however old you get xxx

Thank you for popping in here with rhyme
The sexies all wish you a fabulous time

Wow 50. That is about half of Twass' age.

Yaki Dah (Iechyd da) to you.

They were all very good answers but the correct answer was lift (or elevator if you're from the USA)

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Any more?

this thread is going to get locked one day and they DS-ites will have the last post...

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