*joins chins in vomming profusely*
Just a few notes of Pilchard and I feel the chunks rising!!
He's less sexy than a month old dog turd!
Just a few notes of Pilchard and I feel the chunks rising!!
He's less sexy than a month old dog turd!
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“
He's less sexy than a month old dog turd!”
“
He's less sexy than a month old dog turd!”
What do you know about dog turd - do you roll around it, or is it your brand of perfume?
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“What do you know about dog turd - do you roll around it, or is it your brand of perfume?”
“What do you know about dog turd - do you roll around it, or is it your brand of perfume?”
Don't upset my friend twassock!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Don't worry chinnock, I barely notice the existence of such unsexy beings as Martin *yawns*
”
“Don't worry chinnock, I barely notice the existence of such unsexy beings as Martin *yawns*
”
Please don't yawn as your breath smells as if you have been using the aforementioned ingredient in your toothpaste ... maybe you haven't brushed them at all today
(take them out and give them a good scrub with carbolic!)
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Quiet in here, no one's been in since me this morning
”
“Quiet in here, no one's been in since me this morning
”
Hello what is that pong?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Quiet in here, no one's been in since me this morning”
“Quiet in here, no one's been in since me this morning
”
Everybody is just waiting for me to bring sexy back
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“Everybody is just waiting for me to bring sexy back”
“Everybody is just waiting for me to bring sexy back
”
I'm here already Wolfie, you don't need to bring me back!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm here already Wolfie, you don't need to bring me back!”
“I'm here already Wolfie, you don't need to bring me back!
”
Oops Twass I didn't see you there
my sexiness was out shining you
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“Everybody is just waiting for me to bring sexy back”
“Everybody is just waiting for me to bring sexy back
”
Let me hand you a handkerchief as the smell around maybe too much for you, and you may get the vapours!
I will put a sign up on the entrance so nobody strays in here accidentally.
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“Oops Twass I didn't see you there my sexiness was out shining you ”
“Oops Twass I didn't see you there
my sexiness was out shining you ”
I expect Martin's fat, hairy unsexy bum was in the way
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Let me hand you a handkerchief as the smell around maybe too much for you, and you may get the vapours!
I will put a sign up on the entrance so nobody strays in here accidentally.”
“Let me hand you a handkerchief as the smell around maybe too much for you, and you may get the vapours!
I will put a sign up on the entrance so nobody strays in here accidentally.”
You've farted haven't you
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Let me hand you a handkerchief as the smell around maybe too much for you, and you may get the vapours!
I will put a sign up on the entrance so nobody strays in here accidentally.”
“Let me hand you a handkerchief as the smell around maybe too much for you, and you may get the vapours!
I will put a sign up on the entrance so nobody strays in here accidentally.”
Thank you Martin, I wasn't sure what that smell was
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I expect Martin's fat, hairy unsexy bum was in the way”
“I expect Martin's fat, hairy unsexy bum was in the way
”
He should shave that thing
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I expect Martin's fat, hairy unsexy bum was in the way”
“I expect Martin's fat, hairy unsexy bum was in the way
”
There is nothing wrong with my bum - and it is not fat or hairy.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“There is nothing wrong with my bum - and it is not fat or hairy.”
“There is nothing wrong with my bum - and it is not fat or hairy.”
I doubt yours ever looked that good even 60 years ago when you were 18!!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“There is nothing wrong with my bum - and it is not fat or hairy.”
“There is nothing wrong with my bum - and it is not fat or hairy.”
You wish!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“We could tie him up and singe the hairs off it with a blowtorch”
“We could tie him up and singe the hairs off it with a blowtorch
”
He might like that though
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I doubt yours ever looked that good even 60 years ago when you were 18!!”
“I doubt yours ever looked that good even 60 years ago when you were 18!!”
Bwahhaha
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I doubt yours ever looked that good even 60 years ago when you were 18!!”
“I doubt yours ever looked that good even 60 years ago when you were 18!!”
It was much less than 60 years ago that I was 18. I am surprised you can remember 18 ... can you remember World War I as well ?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I doubt even Martin would enjoy having his arse flash fried”
“I doubt even Martin would enjoy having his arse flash fried
”
But we could then could call him hot buns
I know he'd like that
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“It was much less than 60 years ago that I was 18. I am surprised you can remember 18 ... can you remember World War I as well ?”
“It was much less than 60 years ago that I was 18. I am surprised you can remember 18 ... can you remember World War I as well ?”
You can probably remember Agincourt!
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“But we could then could call him hot buns I know he'd like that ”
“But we could then could call him hot buns
I know he'd like that ”
It's the only way he'd EVER be called that
Worth the third degree burns, Martin??
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