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Old 20-01-2014, 15:24
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*joins chins in vomming profusely*

Just a few notes of Pilchard and I feel the chunks rising!!

He's less sexy than a month old dog turd!
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Old 20-01-2014, 23:58
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He's less sexy than a month old dog turd!
What do you know about dog turd - do you roll around it, or is it your brand of perfume?
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Old 21-01-2014, 06:20
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What do you know about dog turd - do you roll around it, or is it your brand of perfume?
Don't upset my friend twassock!
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Old 21-01-2014, 08:10
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Don't worry chinnock, I barely notice the existence of such unsexy beings as Martin *yawns*
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Old 21-01-2014, 10:18
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Don't worry chinnock, I barely notice the existence of such unsexy beings as Martin *yawns*
Please don't yawn as your breath smells as if you have been using the aforementioned ingredient in your toothpaste ... maybe you haven't brushed them at all today (take them out and give them a good scrub with carbolic!)
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Old 21-01-2014, 20:55
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Quiet in here, no one's been in since me this morning
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:27
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Quiet in here, no one's been in since me this morning
Hello what is that pong?
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:30
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Yup, just fragrant sexy me in here!!!
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:34
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Quiet in here, no one's been in since me this morning
Everybody is just waiting for me to bring sexy back
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:37
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Everybody is just waiting for me to bring sexy back
I'm here already Wolfie, you don't need to bring me back!
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:41
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I'm here already Wolfie, you don't need to bring me back!
Oops Twass I didn't see you there my sexiness was out shining you
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:41
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Everybody is just waiting for me to bring sexy back
Let me hand you a handkerchief as the smell around maybe too much for you, and you may get the vapours!

I will put a sign up on the entrance so nobody strays in here accidentally.
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:42
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Oops Twass I didn't see you there my sexiness was out shining you
I expect Martin's fat, hairy unsexy bum was in the way
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:43
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Let me hand you a handkerchief as the smell around maybe too much for you, and you may get the vapours!

I will put a sign up on the entrance so nobody strays in here accidentally.
You've farted haven't you
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:44
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Let me hand you a handkerchief as the smell around maybe too much for you, and you may get the vapours!



I will put a sign up on the entrance so nobody strays in here accidentally.
Thank you Martin, I wasn't sure what that smell was

I expect Martin's fat, hairy unsexy bum was in the way
He should shave that thing
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:45
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I expect Martin's fat, hairy unsexy bum was in the way
There is nothing wrong with my bum - and it is not fat or hairy.
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:45
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We could tie him up and singe the hairs off it with a blowtorch
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:46
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There is nothing wrong with my bum - and it is not fat or hairy.
I doubt yours ever looked that good even 60 years ago when you were 18!!
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:48
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There is nothing wrong with my bum - and it is not fat or hairy.
You wish!!

We could tie him up and singe the hairs off it with a blowtorch
He might like that though

I doubt yours ever looked that good even 60 years ago when you were 18!!
Bwahhaha
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:49
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I doubt even Martin would enjoy having his arse flash fried
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:50
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I doubt yours ever looked that good even 60 years ago when you were 18!!
It was much less than 60 years ago that I was 18. I am surprised you can remember 18 ... can you remember World War I as well ?
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:51
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I doubt even Martin would enjoy having his arse flash fried
But we could then could call him hot buns I know he'd like that
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:52
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It was much less than 60 years ago that I was 18. I am surprised you can remember 18 ... can you remember World War I as well ?
You can probably remember Agincourt!
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:52
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But we could then could call him hot buns I know he'd like that
It's the only way he'd EVER be called that Worth the third degree burns, Martin??
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Old 21-01-2014, 22:53
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Better yet, flamin' fanny Fanny as in butt, people
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