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*joins chins in vomming profusely*
Just a few notes of Pilchard and I feel the chunks rising!! ![]() He's less sexy than a month old dog turd! |
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#3727 |
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He's less sexy than a month old dog turd! |
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What do you know about dog turd - do you roll around it, or is it your brand of perfume?
![]() Don't upset my friend twassock!
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Don't worry chinnock, I barely notice the existence of such unsexy beings as Martin *yawns*
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Don't worry chinnock, I barely notice the existence of such unsexy beings as Martin *yawns*
![]() (take them out and give them a good scrub with carbolic!)
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Quiet in here, no one's been in since me this morning
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Quiet in here, no one's been in since me this morning
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Yup, just fragrant sexy me in here!!!
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Quiet in here, no one's been in since me this morning
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Everybody is just waiting for me to bring sexy back
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#3736 |
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I'm here already Wolfie, you don't need to bring me back!
![]() my sexiness was out shining you ![]()
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Everybody is just waiting for me to bring sexy back
![]() I will put a sign up on the entrance so nobody strays in here accidentally. |
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Oops Twass I didn't see you there
my sexiness was out shining you ![]() ![]()
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Let me hand you a handkerchief as the smell around maybe too much for you, and you may get the vapours!
I will put a sign up on the entrance so nobody strays in here accidentally. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Let me hand you a handkerchief as the smell around maybe too much for you, and you may get the vapours!
I will put a sign up on the entrance so nobody strays in here accidentally. ![]() Quote:
I expect Martin's fat, hairy unsexy bum was in the way
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I expect Martin's fat, hairy unsexy bum was in the way
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We could tie him up and singe the hairs off it with a blowtorch
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There is nothing wrong with my bum - and it is not fat or hairy.
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There is nothing wrong with my bum - and it is not fat or hairy.
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We could tie him up and singe the hairs off it with a blowtorch
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I doubt yours ever looked that good even 60 years ago when you were 18!!
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I doubt even Martin would enjoy having his arse flash fried
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I doubt yours ever looked that good even 60 years ago when you were 18!!
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I doubt even Martin would enjoy having his arse flash fried
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It was much less than 60 years ago that I was 18. I am surprised you can remember 18 ... can you remember World War I as well ?
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But we could then could call him hot buns
I know he'd like that ![]() ![]() Worth the third degree burns, Martin??
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Better yet, flamin' fanny
Fanny as in butt, people
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(take them out and give them a good scrub with carbolic!)

my sexiness was out shining you