*curls up under blanket and waits for Spring to come*
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“Yes, but not as sexy as me
”
“Yes, but not as sexy as me
”
You don't know the meaning of the word, clearly!!
Dictionary definition: SEXY - just like Twass
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
Dictionary definition:”
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Dictionary definition:”
plastic boobs aint sexy , not in my book ! *rolleyes*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You don't know the meaning of the word, clearly!!
Dictionary definition: SEXY - just like Twass was”
“You don't know the meaning of the word, clearly!!
Dictionary definition: SEXY - just like Twass was
”
Clearly, not any more
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Nothing plastic about MY norks ”
“Nothing plastic about MY norks
”
But you wouldn' t disagree that they haven't been enhanced
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Nothing plastic about MY norks
*consigns Sleeps and Wolfie to the unsexy scrap heap*”
“Nothing plastic about MY norks
*consigns Sleeps and Wolfie to the unsexy scrap heap*
”
So just your nose then?
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“So just your nose then?”
“So just your nose then?
”
I have the sexiest nose in the universe! Plastic surgeons are used to unsexy women with horrible hooters coming in and begging for a twass
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“OK you can all stop talking about me now. The sexiest man has returned.”
“OK you can all stop talking about me now. The sexiest man has returned.
”
But unsexy people normally have difficulty in posting!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I am surprised you are managing it then, Martin”
“I am surprised you are managing it then, Martin
”
I can manage a lot of things ... ask the wife!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I can manage a lot of things ... ask the wife!”
“I can manage a lot of things ... ask the wife!”
Things Martin can Do
*Fart in bed
*Fart everywhere else
*Be very unsexy all day and night
*Annoy people
*Boast about non existent sexiness
*Burp
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
Things Martin can Do
*Fart in bed
*Fart everywhere else
*Be very unsexy all day and night
*Annoy people
*Boast about non existent sexiness
*Burp”
“
Things Martin can Do
*Fart in bed
*Fart everywhere else
*Be very unsexy all day and night
*Annoy people
*Boast about non existent sexiness
*Burp”
I admit sometimes I could fart for England! However, I don't do it in company !!! So everybody sees me as the most sexy person in the world - ever.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Posts latest pic of self*
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2822/9...21805251_o.jpg”
“*Posts latest pic of self*
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2822/9...21805251_o.jpg”
As I scrolled down I thought the pic may include his weenie (then I would definitely know it was you - Twass told me!!!)
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“As I scrolled down I thought the pic may include his weenie (then I would definitely know it was you - Twass told me!!!)”
“As I scrolled down I thought the pic may include his weenie (then I would definitely know it was you - Twass told me!!!)”
Dirty old man!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“As I scrolled down I thought the pic may include his weenie (then I would definitely know it was you - Twass told me!!!)”
“As I scrolled down I thought the pic may include his weenie (then I would definitely know it was you - Twass told me!!!)”
Dirty FIBBING old man!
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