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Old 30-09-2013, 20:06
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You'd never catch me posting full on porn! Just cheeky stuff
Me neither - though I have often been approached to star in porn films, due to my rugged good looks and impressively pert bottom
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Old 30-09-2013, 20:14
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Me neither - though I have often been approached to star in porn films, due to my rugged good looks and impressively pert bottom
Any good at plumbing?

And your bum cheeks hang below your knees!!
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Old 30-09-2013, 20:58
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Old 30-09-2013, 21:01
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Tapping in on our convo are you, Mindee?
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Old 30-09-2013, 21:27
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Any good at plumbing?

And your bum cheeks hang below your knees!!
Urghhhhhh I can just imagine them.
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Old 30-09-2013, 21:32
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Urghhhhhh I can just imagine them.
Smokey's definition of pert means they don't flop to his ankles
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Old 30-09-2013, 21:33
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Smokey's definition of pert means they don't flop to his ankles
I bet yours is lovely and pert, apart from the stretchmarks.
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Old 30-09-2013, 21:43
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I bet yours is lovely and pert, apart from the stretchmarks.
There are no stretchmarks on my derriere How very dare you!

Are there stretchmarks on yours??
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Old 30-09-2013, 22:05
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There are no stretchmarks on my derriere How very dare you!

Are there stretchmarks on yours??
Er no, cos mine has never been stretched.
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Old 30-09-2013, 22:08
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Er no cos mine has never been stretched.
Nor has mine, who on earth stretches their bum
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Old 30-09-2013, 22:11
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Nor has mine, who on earth stretches their bum
Don't look at me cos I certainly don't.
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Old 30-09-2013, 22:13
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Don't look at me cos I certainly don't.
It's just smokey then
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Old 30-09-2013, 22:52
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It's just smokey then
Looks like it.
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Old 30-09-2013, 23:01
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I dread to imagine what he's stretched it with
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Old 01-10-2013, 03:48
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So where was your little Birdy last night?
Singing my sweet, sexy, birdsong in Halo's ears only.

I shall choose to ignore any adverse speculation.

*huff*
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Old 01-10-2013, 06:20
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:39
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I tend to agree with you, chins
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Old 01-10-2013, 09:24
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Singing my sweet, sexy, birdsong in Halo's ears only.
Halo is too polite to mention it, but your singing is out of tune
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Old 01-10-2013, 09:35
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Halo is too polite to mention it, but your singing is out of tune
It matches you clobber, its a sign of the time ......auld bhoy
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Old 01-10-2013, 10:32
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It matches you clobber, its a sign of the time ......auld bhoy
My clobber is retro (and sexy!)
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Old 01-10-2013, 17:12
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" Sings - If ya want my body,and ya think I'm sexy,come on sugar let me know"

(Not you Martin,obviously)



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Old 01-10-2013, 18:25
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*sniggers muchly*

I think smokey will be waiting a loooooooooooooooooong time
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Old 01-10-2013, 18:40
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*sniggers muchly*

I think smokey will be waiting a loooooooooooooooooong time
I'd rather listen tae the Rodster, than some of the rubbish you post links tae !
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Old 01-10-2013, 18:47
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I'd rather listen tae the Rodster, than some of the rubbish you post links tae !
I've never liked Rod much, other than Maggie May. Great poser that he was!
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Old 01-10-2013, 18:52
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I've never liked Rod much, other than Maggie May. Great poser that he was!
He opened the new SSE Hydro, last night in glasgow
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