Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)

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smokeybacon

30-09-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“ You'd never catch me posting full on porn! Just cheeky stuff ”

Me neither - though I have often been approached to star in porn films, due to my rugged good looks and impressively pert bottom

twassington

30-09-2013

Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Me neither - though I have often been approached to star in porn films, due to my rugged good looks and impressively pert bottom ”

Any good at plumbing?

And your bum cheeks hang below your knees!!

Mindee

30-09-2013

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twassington

30-09-2013

Tapping in on our convo are you, Mindee?

shhhhh

30-09-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Any good at plumbing?

And your bum cheeks hang below your knees!! ”

Urghhhhhh I can just imagine them.

twassington

30-09-2013

Originally Posted by shhhhh:
“Urghhhhhh I can just imagine them.”

Smokey's definition of pert means they don't flop to his ankles

shhhhh

30-09-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Smokey's definition of pert means they don't flop to his ankles ”

I bet yours is lovely and pert, apart from the stretchmarks.

twassington

30-09-2013

Originally Posted by shhhhh:
“I bet yours is lovely and pert, apart from the stretchmarks.”

There are no stretchmarks on my derriere

How very dare you!

Are there stretchmarks on yours??

shhhhh

30-09-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“There are no stretchmarks on my derriere How very dare you!

Are there stretchmarks on yours??”

Er no, cos mine has never been stretched.

twassington

30-09-2013

Originally Posted by shhhhh:
“Er no cos mine has never been stretched.”

Nor has mine, who on earth stretches their bum

shhhhh

30-09-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Nor has mine, who on earth stretches their bum ”

Don't look at me cos I certainly don't.

twassington

30-09-2013

Originally Posted by shhhhh:
“Don't look at me cos I certainly don't.”

It's just smokey then

shhhhh

30-09-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's just smokey then ”

Looks like it.

twassington

30-09-2013

Originally Posted by shhhhh:
“Looks like it.”

I dread to imagine what he's stretched it with

BirdyBee

01-10-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“So where was your little Birdy last night? ”

Singing my sweet, sexy, birdsong in Halo's ears only.

I shall choose to ignore any adverse speculation.

*huff*

chinchin

01-10-2013

twassington

01-10-2013

I tend to agree with you, chins

MartinRosen

01-10-2013

Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“Singing my sweet, sexy, birdsong in Halo's ears only. ”

Halo is too polite to mention it, but your singing is out of tune

The_Sleeper

01-10-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Halo is too polite to mention it, but your singing is out of tune ”

It matches you clobber, its a sign of the time ......auld bhoy

MartinRosen

01-10-2013

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“It matches you clobber, its a sign of the time ......auld bhoy ”

My clobber is retro (and sexy!)

smokeybacon

01-10-2013

" Sings - If ya want my body,and ya think I'm sexy,come on sugar let me know"

(Not you Martin,obviously)

twassington

01-10-2013

*sniggers muchly*

I think smokey will be waiting a loooooooooooooooooong time

The_Sleeper

01-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*sniggers muchly*

I think smokey will be waiting a loooooooooooooooooong time ”

I'd rather listen tae the Rodster, than some of the rubbish you post links tae !

twassington

01-10-2013

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“I'd rather listen tae the Rodster, than some of the rubbish you post links tae ! ”

I've never liked Rod much, other than Maggie May. Great poser that he was!

The_Sleeper

01-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've never liked Rod much, other than Maggie May. Great poser that he was!”

He opened the new SSE Hydro, last night in glasgow

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