*boots Sleeps out of thread* No room for unsexies like you!

So wot are you doing here then, washing your "smalls" my arse in public

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so unsexy Twass ....... time tae jog on hun !

I've lost nearly 2 stone since Christmas and fit into teensy little knickers now! So those must be Wolfie's

But if you keep scoffing that bread, you'll soon be back in them !

Ah, I calorie count everything I eats. You CAN have bread but you then have to sacrifice almost all the other carbs.... I am used to it now!

I'm going try the atkins diet again next week, I cant be arsed but I need to try something for my holibob !

Atkins is very bad for you though, Sleeps, especially for someone prone to gout....far better to cut down on carbs and slightly increase proteins [try to eat more white fish and skinless chicken] and eat loads more veg and fruit. That works like a charm, that and exercise

Would you like help in finding it? Have you reported it to the police?

You want to be like me and go on a see food diet - I see food so I eat t !

Coooooooooeeeeeee peeps you can all go now! I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!

Harrrumph!!! I see once more unsexy usurpers are trying their luck. It's a hopeless task peeps! You are all like pitiful atoms against my sexy sun!! Not that I am up my own arse or anything

Good job I'm around this morning then. As Justin once sang... I'm bringing sexy back!

Oh it is your arse we are looking at - I thought it was your face! Bet your face is even worse !!

Nope, it is a vision of sexy loveliness at all times

What a lovely day for pottering about in the garden,wearing my new denim short shorts

I love how they show off a cheeky glimpse of my firm pert bottom

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*voms as well*

Actually smokey's slack wizened butt cheeks hang out of said shorts almost to his knees, and his legs are a roadmap of varicose veins

its a wonder wiv legs like that...... that they can hold up your fat unsexy bum ?

*studiously ignores unsexy Sleeps while admiring own perfect legs*

My sexy curves are in all the right places



Those aren't mine. Those belong to Martin ....he finds lady's undies to be sexy, no matter the size

Yes, around you backside !



It depends who is wearing them

I've got junk in my trunk


Twass, of course!!

*smirks smugly and pirouettes in frilly knickers*

Doesn't look like you're wearing knickers




Haha