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Old 15-04-2014, 19:09
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My knees are exquisite I'll have you know!!!!
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Old 15-04-2014, 20:13
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That hasn't stopped Martin, Smokey, chins and Wolfie
Apparently I need to gain more I'm too skinny to be seen. I was walking across the parking lot at work and a car almost hit me!! I had to stop and let him go by. Pedestrians have the right away, is something he isn't aware of He was so unsexy
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Old 15-04-2014, 20:15
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I hope he apologised Wolfie....very shocking experience for you Most unsexy!!
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Old 15-04-2014, 20:22
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I hope he apologised Wolfie....very shocking experience for you Most unsexy!!
Unfortunately Twass, he didn't even bother to acknowledge my existence

Some people are so wrapped up in their own, they forget other people are around them.

I should have let him hit me But thought, no, that will hurt
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Old 15-04-2014, 20:28
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Unfortunately Twass, he didn't even bother to acknowledge my existence

Some people are so wrapped up in their own, they forget other people are around them.

I should have let him hit me But thought, no, that will hurt
I'd have kicked his car! What a selfish git!!!
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Old 15-04-2014, 20:38
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I'd have kicked his car! What a selfish git!!!
I wish I had now. I was too freaked out at the time to think of anything. Once I got in my car, I calmed down, then of course, became mad.

He really is a selfish git A total douchebag.
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Old 15-04-2014, 20:43
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I wish I had now. I was too freaked out at the time to think of anything. Once I got in my car, I calmed down, then of course, became mad.

He really is a selfish git A total douchebag.
Did you manage to see the numberplate? You could make a complaint to the police, although he didn't actually injure you............but he easily could have
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Old 15-04-2014, 20:50
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Did you manage to see the numberplate? You could make a complaint to the police, although he didn't actually injure you............but he easily could have
No I didn't. I might go to security in the morning though. They will have it on cctv. Might even be able to see his plates. If it belongs to an employee, there will be hell to pay. The security guys are great and they love me
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Old 15-04-2014, 21:03
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No I didn't. I might go to security in the morning though. They will have it on cctv. Might even be able to see his plates. If it belongs to an employee, there will be hell to pay. The security guys are great and they love me
Go for it! Nail the unsexy b*stard! He deserves it
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Old 15-04-2014, 21:15
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Go for it! Nail the unsexy b*stard! He deserves it
Thank you Twass. I think I will. He does deserve it!!
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Old 16-04-2014, 00:06
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Thank you Twass. I think I will. He does deserve it!!
wonder if his name is ....... Martin?

Wolfie .......... your my Hero , I fink I'm in lurve wiv a yank ? ....... again !
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Old 16-04-2014, 01:36
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wonder if his name is ....... Martin?

Wolfie .......... your my Hero , I fink I'm in lurve wiv a yank ? ....... again !
Who could blame you, I'm damn sexy

Thanks Sleeps, lurve you too
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Old 16-04-2014, 07:35
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*rolls eyes* Get a room!!!

Take your unsexy shenanigans elsewhere. Hope there is CCTV footage of that pillock Wolfie, and you can report him to the fuzz!!! [That is cops in Englishspeak]
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Old 16-04-2014, 09:10
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wonder if his name is ....... Martin?
Sorry, not been around - had to make a quick trip to the US of A. It was just a fleeting visit, didn't have time to speak to anyone .. Just whizzing around. I do remember seeing some old girl staggering around a supermarket, my car must have missed her by inches. However couldn't stop as I had a plane to catch.

Anyway, what's been happening? Have you all finally agreed that I am the sexy supremo here?
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Old 16-04-2014, 09:15
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Have you all finally agreed that I am the sexy supremo here?
Errrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm, Nope!! .......... now jog on fella !
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Old 16-04-2014, 09:52
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Errrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm, Nope!! .......... now jog on fella !
But I am .... my feet are too tired to jog !
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Old 16-04-2014, 10:00
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Sorry, not been around - had to make a quick trip to the US of A. It was just a fleeting visit, didn't have time to speak to anyone .. Just whizzing around. I do remember seeing some old girl staggering around a supermarket, my car must have missed her by inches. However couldn't stop as I had a plane to catch.
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Old 16-04-2014, 20:47
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*rolls eyes* Get a room!!!

Take your unsexy shenanigans elsewhere. Hope there is CCTV footage of that pillock Wolfie, and you can report him to the fuzz!!! [That is cops in Englishspeak]
We couldn't make out the plate number But they are keeping an eye out for him.

Sorry, not been around - had to make a quick trip to the US of A. It was just a fleeting visit, didn't have time to speak to anyone .. Just whizzing around. I do remember seeing some old girl staggering around a supermarket, my car must have missed her by inches. However couldn't stop as I had a plane to catch.

Anyway, what's been happening? Have you all finally agreed that I am the unsexy supremo here?
It was you!!! (I work at a hospital not a supermarket)

*buys ticket to the UK* I'm coming to get you

BIB: Yes, yes we have
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Old 16-04-2014, 21:18
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Shame you couldn't catch him Wolfie.....

Yes, come to the UK and show Martin what for! I'll get the popcorn and sell the tickets
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Old 16-04-2014, 21:25
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*buys ticket to the UK* I'm coming to get you
Yes please !! However, please keep a carrier bag over your head, we are not used to unsexy people around these parts!
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Old 16-04-2014, 21:29
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Shame you couldn't catch him Wolfie.....

Yes, come to the UK and show Martin what for! I'll get the popcorn and sell the tickets
It's OK Twass. Karma will get him in the end

Will you cut me in on the profits


Yes please !! However, please keep a carrier bag over your head, we are not used to unsexy people around these parts!
LOL!!
Even with a bag over my head, I'm still sexier than you
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Old 16-04-2014, 21:33
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It's OK Twass. Karma will get him in the end

Will you cut me in on the profits




LOL!!
Even with a bag over my head, I'm still sexier than you
I'm willing to give you 40%, 50% if you knock his unsexy head off You tell him, girl
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Old 16-04-2014, 21:39
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I'm willing to give you 40%, 50% if you knock his unsexy head off You tell him, girl
Hell yes I'm catching the next flight out!!

I'm ruff and tuff He won't know what hit him
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Old 16-04-2014, 21:48
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It's OK Twass. Karma will get him in the end

Will you cut me in on the profits

LOL!!
Even with a bag over my head, I'm still sexier than you
So you expect to get money for me ?

I don't think you will be sexier. All my neighbours know how much of a sex-god I am. They often come and worship at my front door!
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Old 16-04-2014, 21:50
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What Martin actually means is, neighbours often knock to complain about his unsexy snoring and flatulence problem!!
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