My knees are exquisite I'll have you know!!!!

Apparently I need to gain more I'm too skinny to be seen. I was walking across the parking lot at work and a car almost hit me!! I had to stop and let him go by. Pedestrians have the right away, is something he isn't aware of He was so unsexy

I hope he apologised Wolfie....very shocking experience for you Most unsexy!!

Unfortunately Twass, he didn't even bother to acknowledge my existence

Some people are so wrapped up in their own, they forget other people are around them.

I should have let him hit me But thought, no, that will hurt

I'd have kicked his car! What a selfish git!!!

I wish I had now. I was too freaked out at the time to think of anything. Once I got in my car, I calmed down, then of course, became mad.

He really is a selfish git A total douchebag.

Did you manage to see the numberplate? You could make a complaint to the police, although he didn't actually injure you............but he easily could have

No I didn't. I might go to security in the morning though. They will have it on cctv. Might even be able to see his plates. If it belongs to an employee, there will be hell to pay. The security guys are great and they love me

Go for it! Nail the unsexy b*stard! He deserves it

Thank you Twass. I think I will. He does deserve it!!

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wonder if his name is ....... Martin?

Wolfie .......... your my Hero , I fink I'm in lurve wiv a yank ? ....... again !

Who could blame you, I'm damn sexy

Thanks Sleeps, lurve you too

*rolls eyes* Get a room!!!

Take your unsexy shenanigans elsewhere. Hope there is CCTV footage of that pillock Wolfie, and you can report him to the fuzz!!! [That is cops in Englishspeak]

Sorry, not been around - had to make a quick trip to the US of A. It was just a fleeting visit, didn't have time to speak to anyone .. Just whizzing around. I do remember seeing some old girl staggering around a supermarket, my car must have missed her by inches. However couldn't stop as I had a plane to catch.

Anyway, what's been happening? Have you all finally agreed that I am the sexy supremo here?

Errrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm, Nope!! .......... now jog on fella !

But I am .... my feet are too tired to jog !

We couldn't make out the plate number But they are keeping an eye out for him.


It was you!!! (I work at a hospital not a supermarket)

*buys ticket to the UK* I'm coming to get you

BIB: Yes, yes we have

Shame you couldn't catch him Wolfie.....

Yes, come to the UK and show Martin what for! I'll get the popcorn and sell the tickets

Yes please !! However, please keep a carrier bag over your head, we are not used to unsexy people around these parts!

It's OK Twass. Karma will get him in the end

Will you cut me in on the profits



LOL!!
Even with a bag over my head, I'm still sexier than you

I'm willing to give you 40%, 50% if you knock his unsexy head off You tell him, girl

Hell yes I'm catching the next flight out!!

I'm ruff and tuff He won't know what hit him

So you expect to get money for me ?

I don't think you will be sexier. All my neighbours know how much of a sex-god I am. They often come and worship at my front door!

What Martin actually means is, neighbours often knock to complain about his unsexy snoring and flatulence problem!!