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Old 16-04-2014, 21:50
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Hell yes I'm catching the next flight out!!

I'm ruff and tuff He won't know what hit him

Just to make it easier for you. Get a plane to London Gatwick Airport. Grab a cab and ask to be taken to number 18 High Street.. I'll be waiting!

*phone UK Border Agency to prevent an undesirable coming into the UK*
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Old 16-04-2014, 21:57
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So you expect to get money for me ?

I don't think you will be sexier. All my neighbours know how much of a sex-god I am. They often come and worship at my front door!
I think you're confusing your neighbors with an angry mob

What Martin actually means is, neighbours often knock to complain about his unsexy snoring and flatulence problem!!


Just to make it easier for you. Get a plane to London Gatwick Airport. Grab a cab and ask to be taken to number 423b Acacia Avenue. I'll be waiting!

*phone UK Border Agency to prevent an undesirable coming into the UK*
Are you trying to make Sleeps jealous


I hope that's not your real address You should edit if it is
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Old 16-04-2014, 22:04
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*the entire of DS stampede to Acacia Avenue clutching their popcorn and tickets*
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Old 16-04-2014, 22:14
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*the entire of DS stampede to Acacia Avenue clutching their popcorn and tickets*
It's going to be legendary
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Old 16-04-2014, 22:18
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I hope that's not your real address You should edit if it is
Not it wasn't! Thanks for the tip. I have now changed it to my correct address
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Old 16-04-2014, 22:30
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Not it wasn't! Thanks for the tip. I have now changed it to my correct address
I'm always here to help
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Old 16-04-2014, 22:34
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I thought you were on your way over here?
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Old 16-04-2014, 22:36
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I thought you were on your way over here?
I'm posting from my phone on my private jet
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Old 17-04-2014, 06:59
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I bet Martin is quaking in his tartan zip up slippers now!!
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Old 17-04-2014, 08:08
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*Tuts loudly* *Rolleyes*
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Old 17-04-2014, 10:34
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I'm posting from my phone on my private jet
Well did your plane take the route of a Malaysian Airline, or have security held you up? I stayed up all night waiting for you, but you never appeared.

Where are you now?
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Old 17-04-2014, 16:17
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......I'm too sexy for this post!!!
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Old 17-04-2014, 16:29
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......I'm too sexy for this post!!!
STRANGER ALERT! STRANGER ALERT!

You would have to go a long way, son to beat me on sexiness, so please leave quietly.
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Old 17-04-2014, 16:34
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STRANGER ALERT! STRANGER ALERT!

You would have to go a long way, son to beat me on sexiness, so please leave quietly.
....sorry - didn't realise you had to be in the 'gang' to post in this thread. *sarcasm*

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Old 17-04-2014, 16:37
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Everyone who tries to sneak into MY thread is treated with the contempt they deserve!
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Old 17-04-2014, 19:11
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Everyone who tries to sneak into MY thread is treated with the contempt they deserve!
Don't worry about Twass. She is a deluded one. I am the sexiest and don't forget it.
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Old 17-04-2014, 19:14
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I am the sexiest and don't forget it.


who said that ? *looks around thread*
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Old 17-04-2014, 19:18
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who said that ? *looks around thread*
Thought you were asleep ... or passed on !
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Old 17-04-2014, 19:29
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Thought you were sleeps ... or passed on !
I am sleeps, .......... & I thought you were Martin, till I seen this ?

...........http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showp...postcount=3933

*and a claim my £5 *
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Old 17-04-2014, 19:39
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I am sleeps, .......... & I thought you were Martin, till I seen this ?

...........http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showp...postcount=3933

*and a claim my £5 *
Drat you have found out my secret identity. I use it so everybody doesn't realise I am around and mob me so they see my sexiness. I need peace at times.

Sorry there is no £5 to collect.
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Old 17-04-2014, 19:51
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Drat you have found out my secret identity. .
They dont call me by my other name for nowt .......... The Snooper !
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Old 17-04-2014, 19:58
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They dont call me by my other name for nowt .......... The Snooper !
Are you ashamed of your real name, Horace Wimpole, as like you it is not sexy?!
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Old 17-04-2014, 20:04
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as like me it is not sexy?!
never a truer word was spoken, about yourself !
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Old 17-04-2014, 20:44
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Well did your plane take the route of a Malaysian Airline, or have security held you up? I stayed up all night waiting for you, but you never appeared.

Where are you now?
I'm hiding under your bed
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Old 17-04-2014, 21:15
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I'm hiding under your bed
Don't tell the wife
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