Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)

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MartinRosen

16-04-2014

Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“Hell yes I'm catching the next flight out!!

I'm ruff and tuff He won't know what hit him ”

Just to make it easier for you. Get a plane to London Gatwick Airport. Grab a cab and ask to be taken to number 18 High Street.. I'll be waiting!

*phone UK Border Agency to prevent an undesirable coming into the UK*

Bad Wolf 525

16-04-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“So you expect to get money for me ?

I don't think you will be sexier. All my neighbours know how much of a sex-god I am. They often come and worship at my front door!”

I think you're confusing your neighbors with an angry mob

Originally Posted by twassington:
“What Martin actually means is, neighbours often knock to complain about his unsexy snoring and flatulence problem!!”

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Just to make it easier for you. Get a plane to London Gatwick Airport. Grab a cab and ask to be taken to number 423b Acacia Avenue. I'll be waiting!

*phone UK Border Agency to prevent an undesirable coming into the UK*”

Are you trying to make Sleeps jealous

I hope that's not your real address

You should edit if it is

twassington

16-04-2014

*the entire of DS stampede to Acacia Avenue clutching their popcorn and tickets*

Bad Wolf 525

16-04-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*the entire of DS stampede to Acacia Avenue clutching their popcorn and tickets* ”

It's going to be legendary

MartinRosen

16-04-2014

Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“
I hope that's not your real address You should edit if it is ”

Not it wasn't! Thanks for the tip. I have now changed it to my correct address

Bad Wolf 525

16-04-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Not it wasn't! Thanks for the tip. I have now changed it to my correct address ”

I'm always here to help

MartinRosen

16-04-2014

Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“I'm always here”

I thought you were on your way over here?

Bad Wolf 525

16-04-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I thought you were on your way over here?”

I'm posting from my phone on my private jet

twassington

17-04-2014

I bet Martin is quaking in his tartan zip up slippers now!!

chinchin

17-04-2014

*Tuts loudly* *Rolleyes*

MartinRosen

17-04-2014

Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“I'm posting from my phone on my private jet ”

Well did your plane take the route of a Malaysian Airline, or have security held you up? I stayed up all night waiting for you, but you never appeared.

Where are you now?

deans6571

17-04-2014

......I'm too sexy for this post!!!

MartinRosen

17-04-2014

Originally Posted by deans6571:
“......I'm too sexy for this post!!! ”

STRANGER ALERT! STRANGER ALERT!

You would have to go a long way, son to beat me on sexiness, so please leave quietly.

deans6571

17-04-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“STRANGER ALERT! STRANGER ALERT!

You would have to go a long way, son to beat me on sexiness, so please leave quietly.”

....sorry - didn't realise you had to be in the 'gang' to post in this thread. *sarcasm*

twassington

17-04-2014

Everyone who tries to sneak into MY thread is treated with the contempt they deserve!

MartinRosen

17-04-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Everyone who tries to sneak into MY thread is treated with the contempt they deserve! ”

Don't worry about Twass. She is a deluded one. I am the sexiest and don't forget it.

The_Sleeper

17-04-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“ I am the sexiest and don't forget it.”

who said that ? *looks around thread*

MartinRosen

17-04-2014

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“

who said that ? *looks around thread* ”

Thought you were asleep ... or passed on !

The_Sleeper

17-04-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Thought you were sleeps ... or passed on !”

I am sleeps, .......... & I thought you were Martin, till I seen this ?

...........http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showp...postcount=3933

*and a claim my £5 *

MartinRosen

17-04-2014

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“I am sleeps, .......... & I thought you were Martin, till I seen this ?

...........http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showp...postcount=3933

*and a claim my £5 *”

Drat you have found out my secret identity. I use it so everybody doesn't realise I am around and mob me so they see my sexiness. I need peace at times.

Sorry there is no £5 to collect.

The_Sleeper

17-04-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Drat you have found out my secret identity. .”

They dont call me by my other name for nowt .......... The Snooper !

MartinRosen

17-04-2014

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“They dont call me by my other name for nowt .......... The Snooper ! ”

Are you ashamed of your real name, Horace Wimpole, as like you it is not sexy?!

The_Sleeper

17-04-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“ as like me it is not sexy?!”

never a truer word was spoken, about yourself !

Bad Wolf 525

17-04-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Well did your plane take the route of a Malaysian Airline, or have security held you up? I stayed up all night waiting for you, but you never appeared.

Where are you now?”

I'm hiding under your bed

MartinRosen

17-04-2014

Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“I'm hiding under your bed ”

Don't tell the wife

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