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Old 17-04-2014, 21:16
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never a truer word was spoken, about yourself !
I am extremely sexy, Horatio.
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Old 17-04-2014, 21:33
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Don't tell the wife

I won't!!!
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Old 17-04-2014, 21:59
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What is all this impertinence in my thread? Clear orf immediately you unsexy bunch of has beens!!!
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Old 17-04-2014, 22:16
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Where have you been
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Old 17-04-2014, 23:04
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Look what I have found - especially for Twass, an early Easter present.

Enjoy, and don't say I don't give you nothing even though you are not as sexy as me.
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Old 18-04-2014, 00:15
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Look what I have found - especially for Twass, an early Easter present.
Stop it Twass. You can show your gratitude in other ways
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Old 18-04-2014, 10:37
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Look what I have found - especially for Twass, an early Easter present.

Enjoy, and don't say I don't give you nothing even though you are not as sexy as me.
Stop it Twass. You can show your gratitude in other ways


*batters Martin senseless* I leave such abominations for the unsexy likes of yourself!!!
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Old 18-04-2014, 11:17
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*batters Martin senseless* I leave such abominations for the unsexy likes of yourself!!!
Admit you are enjoying it !
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Old 18-04-2014, 11:41
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Admit you are enjoying it !
No one in their right mind under 65 would find that entertaining!!
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Old 18-04-2014, 11:46
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No one in their right mind under 65 would find that entertaining!!
So you must have listened to make the statement
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Old 18-04-2014, 11:51
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So you must have listened to make the statement
I am far too young, sane and sexy!!
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Old 18-04-2014, 12:57
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I am far too old, insane and unsexy!!
Fixed that for you. x

I do think you forgot to add senile to the list but I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
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Old 18-04-2014, 13:38
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Fixed that for you. x

I do think you forgot to add senile to the list but I will give you the benefit of the doubt.


How very dare you, you sheep shagging limp leeked inbred valley spawn!!!

Now there's a sexy cuss if ever I heard one
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Old 18-04-2014, 22:09
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How very dare you, you sheep shagging limp leeked inbred valley spawn!!!

Now there's a sexy cuss if ever I heard one
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Old 18-04-2014, 22:29
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Wolfie are you still under the bed? Can't manage to .get the wife to go out! What are you doing about battery power, food, toilet etc.? (don't think I want an answer to the last part!)
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Old 19-04-2014, 09:31
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Wolfie are you still under the bed? Can't manage to .get the wife to go out! What are you doing about battery power, food, toilet etc.? (don't think I want an answer to the last part!)
I think Wolfie took one look at how unsexy you are and legged it back to the US
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Old 19-04-2014, 11:42
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I think Wolfie took one look at how unsexy you are and legged it back to the US
Hope she didn't knock the 'pot' over that I keep under the bed for emergencies at night
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Old 19-04-2014, 11:46
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Hope she didn't knock the 'pot' over that I keep under the bed for emergencies at night
I think that's the most unsexy thing you've ever said in here, which is saying a lot since all your posts are unsexy
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Old 19-04-2014, 12:03
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I think that's the most unsexy thing you've ever said in here, which is saying a lot since all your posts are unsexy
Better than being 'caught short' . Besides even that is sexy coming from me!
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Old 19-04-2014, 18:54
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Better than being 'caught short' . Besides even that is sexy coming from me!
Being caught short is NEVER sexy whoever it is that it's coming from

Maybe you should consider wearing one of these
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Old 19-04-2014, 19:16
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Being caught short is NEVER sexy whoever it is that it's coming from

Maybe you should consider wearing one of these


dont give him Idea's Twass for gawd sake ! *Goes to the pub fred, for a swift half * I'll have nightmares all night now finking about that photo !
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Old 19-04-2014, 19:23
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dont give him Idea's Twass for gawd sake ! *Goes to the pub fred, for a swift half * I'll have nightmares all night now finking about that photo !
Horrendous isn't it Sleeps, but I wouldn't put anything unsexy past Martin
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Old 19-04-2014, 19:58
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Maybe you should consider wearing one of these
Thanks Twass for the loan. You can have them back, but another time please wash them out first.
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Old 19-04-2014, 20:01
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Thanks Twass for the loan. You can have them back, but another time please wash them out first.
I would hardly be wearing ones for men, not that I need any such thing, I am sexy and entirely continent thank you very much!!!
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Old 19-04-2014, 20:03
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Thanks Twass for the loan.
Wonga ? mind you she does look like one of the auld ladys, from the tv adds
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