Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“never a truer word was spoken, about yourself !”
“never a truer word was spoken, about yourself !”
I am extremely sexy, Horatio.
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Look what I have found - especially for Twass, an early Easter present.
Enjoy, and don't say I don't give you nothing even though you are not as sexy as me.
Enjoy, and don't say I don't give you nothing even though you are not as sexy as me.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Look what I have found - especially for Twass, an early Easter present.”
“Look what I have found - especially for Twass, an early Easter present.”
Stop it Twass. You can show your gratitude in other ways
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Look what I have found - especially for Twass, an early Easter present.
Enjoy, and don't say I don't give you nothing even though you are not as sexy as me.”
“Look what I have found - especially for Twass, an early Easter present.
Enjoy, and don't say I don't give you nothing even though you are not as sexy as me.”
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Stop it Twass. You can show your gratitude in other ways”
“Stop it Twass. You can show your gratitude in other ways
”
*batters Martin senseless*
I leave such abominations for the unsexy likes of yourself!!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
*batters Martin senseless* I leave such abominations for the unsexy likes of yourself!!! ”
“
*batters Martin senseless*
I leave such abominations for the unsexy likes of yourself!!! ”
Admit you are enjoying it !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Admit you are enjoying it !”
“Admit you are enjoying it !”
No one in their right mind under 65 would find that entertaining!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No one in their right mind under 65 would find that entertaining!!”
“No one in their right mind under 65 would find that entertaining!!
”
So you must have listened to make the statement
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“So you must have listened to make the statement”
“So you must have listened to make the statement
”
I am far too young, sane and sexy!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I am far too old, insane and unsexy!!”
“I am far too old, insane and unsexy!!
”
Fixed that for you. x
I do think you forgot to add senile to the list but I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Fixed that for you. x
I do think you forgot to add senile to the list but I will give you the benefit of the doubt.”
“Fixed that for you. x
I do think you forgot to add senile to the list but I will give you the benefit of the doubt.”
How very dare you, you sheep shagging limp leeked inbred valley spawn!!!
Now there's a sexy cuss if ever I heard one
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
How very dare you, you sheep shagging limp leeked inbred valley spawn!!!
Now there's a sexy cuss if ever I heard one”
“
How very dare you, you sheep shagging limp leeked inbred valley spawn!!!
Now there's a sexy cuss if ever I heard one
”
Wolfie are you still under the bed? Can't manage to .get the wife to go out! What are you doing about battery power, food, toilet etc.? (don't think I want an answer to the last part!)
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Wolfie are you still under the bed? Can't manage to .get the wife to go out! What are you doing about battery power, food, toilet etc.? (don't think I want an answer to the last part!)”
“Wolfie are you still under the bed? Can't manage to .get the wife to go out! What are you doing about battery power, food, toilet etc.? (don't think I want an answer to the last part!)”
I think Wolfie took one look at how unsexy you are and legged it back to the US
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I think Wolfie took one look at how unsexy you are and legged it back to the US”
“I think Wolfie took one look at how unsexy you are and legged it back to the US
”
Hope she didn't knock the 'pot' over that I keep under the bed for emergencies at night
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Hope she didn't knock the 'pot' over that I keep under the bed for emergencies at night”
“Hope she didn't knock the 'pot' over that I keep under the bed for emergencies at night
”
I think that's the most unsexy thing you've ever said in here, which is saying a lot since all your posts are unsexy
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I think that's the most unsexy thing you've ever said in here, which is saying a lot since all your posts are unsexy”
“I think that's the most unsexy thing you've ever said in here, which is saying a lot since all your posts are unsexy
”
Better than being 'caught short'
. Besides even that is sexy coming from me!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Better than being 'caught short'. Besides even that is sexy coming from me!”
“Better than being 'caught short'
. Besides even that is sexy coming from me!”
Being caught short is NEVER sexy whoever it is that it's coming from
Maybe you should consider wearing one of these
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Being caught short is NEVER sexy whoever it is that it's coming from
Maybe you should consider wearing one of these”
“Being caught short is NEVER sexy whoever it is that it's coming from
Maybe you should consider wearing one of these
”
dont give him Idea's Twass for gawd sake ! *Goes to the pub fred, for a swift half * I'll have nightmares all night now finking about that photo !
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
dont give him Idea's Twass for gawd sake ! *Goes to the pub fred, for a swift half * I'll have nightmares all night now finking about that photo !”
“
dont give him Idea's Twass for gawd sake ! *Goes to the pub fred, for a swift half * I'll have nightmares all night now finking about that photo !
”
Horrendous isn't it Sleeps, but I wouldn't put anything unsexy past Martin
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Thanks Twass for the loan. You can have them back, but another time please wash them out first. ”
“Thanks Twass for the loan. You can have them back, but another time please wash them out first.
”
I would hardly be wearing ones for men, not that I need any such thing, I am sexy and entirely continent thank you very much!!!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Thanks Twass for the loan.”
“Thanks Twass for the loan.”
Wonga ? mind you she does look like one of the auld ladys, from the tv adds
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