Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Wonga ? mind you she does look like one of the auld ladys, from the tv adds :o
”
“Wonga ? mind you she does look like one of the auld ladys, from the tv adds :o
”
I was just thinking the same about you
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Thats a cracking selfie ......... Twass !”
“Thats a cracking selfie ......... Twass !
”
It's a YOURselfie Sleeps
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Wolfie are you still under the bed? Can't manage to .get the wife to go out! What are you doing about battery power, food, toilet etc.? (don't think I want an answer to the last part!)”
“Wolfie are you still under the bed? Can't manage to .get the wife to go out! What are you doing about battery power, food, toilet etc.? (don't think I want an answer to the last part!)”
*sneaks out from under the bed*
I should make it home, just in time, for Easter dinner...I'm starving
I'm looking sexy for Easter
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“*sneaks out from under the bed*
I should make it home, just in time, for Easter dinner...I'm starving
I'm looking sexy for Easter”
“*sneaks out from under the bed*
I should make it home, just in time, for Easter dinner...I'm starving
I'm looking sexy for Easter
”
Wolfie looks more like THIS
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“are you going to stop posting they selfies, Twass ? I'm having trouble getting tae sleep”
“are you going to stop posting they selfies, Twass ? I'm having trouble getting tae sleep
”
The old do get so confused with times, don't they.....it is gone 9am in the morning dear! Now put your teeth in like a good chap and the nurse will be in to put a clean nappy on you shortly
Originally Posted by twassington:
“The old do get so confused with times, don't they.....it is gone 9am in the morning dear! Now put your teeth in like a good chap and the nurse will be in to put a clean nappy on you shortly”
“The old do get so confused with times, don't they.....it is gone 9am in the morning dear! Now put your teeth in like a good chap and the nurse will be in to put a clean nappy on you shortly
”
I'm not called Martin ? ..........ya daft auld bint !
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
I'm not called Martin ? ..........ya daft auld bint !”
“
I'm not called Martin ? ..........ya daft auld bint !
”
No, he's in the next bed
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No, he's in the next bed”
“No, he's in the next bed
”
I wish to confirm that I am sleeping nowhere near Sleeps!
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“*sneaks out from under the bed*
I should make it home, just in time, for Easter dinner...I'm starving
”
“*sneaks out from under the bed*
I should make it home, just in time, for Easter dinner...I'm starving
”
There were some crumbs under the bed - you could have eaten them. There may also have been some mice!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“There were some crumbs under the bed - you could have eaten them. There may also have been some mice!”
“There were some crumbs under the bed - you could have eaten them. There may also have been some mice!”
And your walking stick with the hidden booze compartment, so Mrs R doesn't catch you imbibing
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Don't worry ..she threatened me, came over to the UK, and did nothing!”
“Don't worry ..she threatened me, came over to the UK, and did nothing!”
You had the wife there to protect you
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“There were some crumbs under the bed - you could have eaten them. There may also have been some mice!”
“There were some crumbs under the bed - you could have eaten them. There may also have been some mice!”
I didn't see any mice...........you would have known if I had seen mice
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*strolls in sexily wearing silken negligee with nothing underneath*
”
“*strolls in sexily wearing silken negligee with nothing underneath*
”
How revolting. You are frightening the animals.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“How revolting. You are frightening the animals.”
“How revolting. You are frightening the animals.”
Wolfie, yourself, Sleeps, chins and welshy I imagine you mean
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Wolfie, yourself, Sleeps, chins and welshy I imagine you mean”
“Wolfie, yourself, Sleeps, chins and welshy I imagine you mean
”
No - you
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“No - you”
“No - you
”
How can one very sexy person be "the animals".......clearly you lack so much sexiness your grasp of the English language is very basic!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ How can one very sexy person be "the animals".......clearly you lack so much sexiness your grasp of the English language is very basic!!”
“
How can one very sexy person be "the animals".......clearly you lack so much sexiness your grasp of the English language is very basic!!”
You (very unsexy) is frightening the animals. Compris?
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You (very unsexy) is frightening the animals. Compris?”
“You (very unsexy) is frightening the animals. Compris?”
I am very sexy though. And the "animals", plural, are the rest of you unsexy old beasts
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