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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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twassington
04-05-2014
Originally Posted by ThePerfectOne:
“*Wanders in laughs at you fake sexy peeps then looks in the mirror and thinks damn i win the most sexiest title * ”

FAIL! You are less sexy than the scrunched up cornflakes in the bottom of the packet which most sane people bin uneaten.
MartinRosen
04-05-2014
Originally Posted by ThePerfectOne:
“*Wanders in laughs at you fake sexy peeps then looks in the mirror and thinks damn i win the most sexiest title * ”

Stupid boy. That is not a mirror, that is my photo.
twassington
04-05-2014
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Stupid boy. That is not a mirror, that is my photo.”

And YOU are less sexy than cornflakes that have been left out in the rain. For a week.
MartinRosen
04-05-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“And YOU are less sexy than cornflakes that have been left out in the rain. For a week.”

Do you usually leave your cornflakes out in the rain Anyway, I thought it was just a cake that you left in the rain - bet you don't have the recipe again
The_Sleeper
04-05-2014
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“ bet you don't have the recipe again ”

she does for marshite, if that helps ?
Scrumper
04-05-2014
I need more mushrooms.
twassington
05-05-2014
Originally Posted by Scrumper:
“I need more mushrooms.”

Don't we all!!

That is one of the cheesiest and most dire songs ever written Martin, it sums up your lack of sexiness perfectly
MartinRosen
05-05-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
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That is one of the cheesiest and most dire songs ever written Martin, it sums up your lack of sexiness perfectly ”

It is a powerful ballad. The lyrics, like Whiter Shade of Pale, are not meant to be taken too seriously.
chinchin
05-05-2014
*Leaves Martin out in the rain after first coating him with icing*
twassington
05-05-2014
Martin's icing is probably green [with algae] but not very sweet!
Bad Wolf 525
08-05-2014
*hangs painting of Twass*
twassington
08-05-2014
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“*hangs painting of Twass* ”

I love it
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Especially as a photograph exists not that dissimilar...lose the cherubs and add a black basque... I was NOT farting bubbles though!!!.
Bad Wolf 525
08-05-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I love it
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Especially as a photograph exists not that dissimilar...lose the cherubs and add a black basque... I was NOT farting bubbles though!!!.
”

LOL!! I thought you would enjoy it

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LOL!! That's awesome. You're braver than me
twassington
08-05-2014
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“LOL!! I thought you would enjoy it

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LOL!! That's awesome. You're braver than me
”

Curves are very sexy Although there is a tad less of me at the moment!
Bad Wolf 525
08-05-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Curves are very sexy Although there is a tad less of me at the moment!”

My curves are the sexiest, naturally

Congrats on the weight loss Twass!!
twassington
08-05-2014
Ta muchly Wolife, I lost 1st 10lbs Quite chuffed, and obviously even sexier than I was before!
MartinRosen
08-05-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Curves are very sexy Although there is a tad less of me at the moment!”

Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“My curves are the sexiest, naturally ”

Okay, I will set a challenge. Both post a photograph of your curves, and I will decide. If I need a second opinion I will ask Chin for his
Bad Wolf 525
08-05-2014
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Okay, I will set a challenge. Both post a photograph of your curves, and I will decide. If I need a second opinion I will ask Chin for his ”

This is me, I was feeling a bit green
twassington
09-05-2014
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Okay, I will set a challenge. Both post a photograph of your curves, and I will decide. If I need a second opinion I will ask Chin for his ”


This is me, I was feeling a bit sandy!!
MartinRosen
09-05-2014
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“ This is me, I was feeling a bit green ”

Originally Posted by twassington:
“
This is me, I was feeling a bit sandy!!
”

I am sorry, but these pictures are not sufficiently detailed for me to make a judgement.


This is how I imagine Wolfie.

And this is Twass.
chinchin
09-05-2014
This is how I imagine Martin:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...n_1524549i.jpg
MartinRosen
09-05-2014
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“This is how I imagine Martin:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...n_1524549i.jpg”

This must be Chin.

And this is a selfie ! Now do you want to meet me Chin ?
chinchin
09-05-2014
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“This must be Chin.

And this is a selfie ! Now do you want to meet me Chin ?”

Has your icing washed off yet? *Refer to my earlier post re icing*
twassington
09-05-2014
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I am sorry, but these pictures are not sufficiently detailed for me to make a judgement.


This is how I imagine Wolfie.

And this is Twass.”

So far off the mark in both cases Lose about 10 stone of flesh between the two of them and change the hair and faces.....in fact the only thing you got right is the sex
MartinRosen
09-05-2014
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Has your icing washed off yet? *Refer to my earlier post re icing* ”

I licked it off, thanks. Did wonders for my diabetes!
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