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Old 28-05-2014, 21:52
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Old 28-05-2014, 21:58
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I've been scrubbing mud off all manner of things today
I bet you have

I bet your skin is glowing. Mud is suppose to be good for the skin
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Old 28-05-2014, 22:01
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Old 28-05-2014, 23:04
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It is glowing but I suspect it's windburn
Twass has the winds
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Old 28-05-2014, 23:23
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What Festival? Unsexy people Festival ? Bet you would have won that !
My sexy powers can save the Universe from the arch enemy of sexiness, Martin
Obviously an alien universe; cos nobody on this universe is sexier than me.
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Old 29-05-2014, 19:54
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I'm so sexy it's absurd!
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Old 29-05-2014, 21:18
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I'm so sexy it's absurd!
Yes you are absurd !
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Old 29-05-2014, 22:03
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Yes you are absurd !
Talking to yourself in the mirror again, Martin?
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Old 29-05-2014, 22:57
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Talking to yourself in the mirror again, Martin?
No, talking about you !

There is one thing worse than being talked about, and that is nobody talking about you ... and if it wasn't for me, you would have nobody talking to you. They all know how unsexy you are.
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Old 30-05-2014, 07:29
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No, talking about you !

There is one thing worse than being talked about, and that is nobody talking about you ... and if it wasn't for me, you would have nobody talking to you. They all know how unsexy you are.

Au contraire
Martin, my sexiness is so awesome they are struck dumb by my incredible beauty, wit, intelligence, sense of humour and sheer elegance that words literally fail them
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Old 30-05-2014, 10:26
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Au contraire
Martin, my sexiness is so awesome they are struck dumb by my incredible beauty, wit, intelligence, sense of humour and sheer elegance that words literally fail them
More a case of zzzzzzzz
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Old 30-05-2014, 11:06
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More a case of zzzzzzzz
Are you a wasp? Very unsexy creatures!!

I forgot to add that I am of course, extremely modest and self effacing as well
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Old 30-05-2014, 12:29
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Are you a wasp? Very unsexy creatures!!

I forgot to add that I am of course, extremely modest and self effacing as well
As I said, because you are so unsexy nobody else is bothering to talk to you.

Now buzz off !
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Old 30-05-2014, 16:56
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As I said, because you are so unsexy nobody else is bothering to talk to you.

Now buzz off !
I'm ridiculously sexy and also very popular...it's YOU that's the unsexy Billy no-mates round these here parts
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Old 30-05-2014, 17:09
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Martin is ridiculously sexy and also very popular...
Yes, I would agree. I am sexy and popular. However, in your case nobody wants to talk to you !
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Old 30-05-2014, 17:20
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Yes, I would agree. Twass really is sexy and popular. However, in my case no wonder nobody wants to talk to me, I'm that unsexy!
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Old 30-05-2014, 17:27
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Who is a little fibber then? Admit defeat, you cannot ever hope to be as sexy as me.
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Old 30-05-2014, 17:30
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Who is a little fibber then? Admit defeat, you cannot ever hope to be as sexy as me.
You did post changing first, so you can blooming well admit defeat, you low down unsexy lump of ageing flesh!
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Old 30-05-2014, 22:47
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You did post changing first, so you can blooming well admit defeat, you low down unsexy lump of ageing flesh!
Moi

You should be so lucky if my flesh got anywhere near yours. Anyway mine hasn't shrivelled and got wriinkly like yours
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Old 30-05-2014, 22:50
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Moi

You should be so lucky if my flesh got anywhere near yours. Anyway mine hasn't shrivelled and got wriinkly like yours
I haven't any wizened bits thank you very much. Unlike your chipolata and walnuts...ew!
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Old 31-05-2014, 11:26
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I haven't any wizened bits thank you very much. Unlike your chipolata and walnuts...ew!
So why do you need a bra that brings your boobs up from your knees?

(PS Still nobody else talking to you - unsexy one )
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Old 31-05-2014, 14:19
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So why do you need a bra that brings your boobs up from your knees?

(PS Still nobody else talking to you - unsexy one )
They are on dozens of other threads and IRL Martin *insert contemptuously amused smiley*

Now you and your unsexy sack of flesh just jog on to the politics forum or somewhere where even you might manage to look a shade more sexy than some. Tata!!
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Old 31-05-2014, 18:23
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They are on dozens of other threads and IRL Martin *insert contemptuously amused smiley*

Now you and your unsexy sack of flesh just jog on to the politics forum or somewhere where even you might manage to look a shade more sexy than some. Tata!!
I am far sexier than Ed Milliband !

If I leave, will you finally declare that I am the sexiest of them all and you can go off to the other unsexy threads, where you belong
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Old 31-05-2014, 20:07
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No.

And every man on the planet [except Pilchard] is sexier than Ed Miliband.
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Old 01-06-2014, 11:19
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No.

And every man on the planet [except Pilchard] is sexier than Ed Miliband.

So you haven't gone off to your unsexy threads then?
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