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I've been scrubbing mud off all manner of things today
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I've been scrubbing mud off all manner of things today
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It is glowing but I suspect it's windburn
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It is glowing but I suspect it's windburn
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What Festival? Unsexy people Festival ? Bet you would have won that !
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My sexy powers can save the Universe from the arch enemy of sexiness, Martin
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I'm so sexy it's absurd!
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I'm so sexy it's absurd!
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Yes you are absurd !
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Talking to yourself in the mirror again, Martin?
There is one thing worse than being talked about, and that is nobody talking about you ... and if it wasn't for me, you would have nobody talking to you. They all know how unsexy you are. |
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No, talking about you !
There is one thing worse than being talked about, and that is nobody talking about you ... and if it wasn't for me, you would have nobody talking to you. They all know how unsexy you are. Au contraire Martin, my sexiness is so awesome they are struck dumb by my incredible beauty, wit, intelligence, sense of humour and sheer elegance that words literally fail them ![]()
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Au contraire Martin, my sexiness is so awesome they are struck dumb by my incredible beauty, wit, intelligence, sense of humour and sheer elegance that words literally fail them ![]() ![]() ![]()
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More a case of zzzzzzzz
![]() ![]() I forgot to add that I am of course, extremely modest and self effacing as well ![]()
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Are you a wasp? Very unsexy creatures!!
I forgot to add that I am of course, extremely modest and self effacing as well ![]() ![]() Now buzz off ! |
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As I said, because you are so unsexy nobody else is bothering to talk to you.
Now buzz off !
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Martin is ridiculously sexy and also very popular...
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Yes, I would agree. Twass really is sexy and popular. However, in my case no wonder nobody wants to talk to me, I'm that unsexy!
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Who is a little fibber then? Admit defeat, you cannot ever hope to be as sexy as me.
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Who is a little fibber then? Admit defeat, you cannot ever hope to be as sexy as me.
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You did post changing first, so you can blooming well admit defeat, you low down unsexy lump of ageing flesh!
![]() You should be so lucky if my flesh got anywhere near yours. Anyway mine hasn't shrivelled and got wriinkly like yours
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Moi
![]() You should be so lucky if my flesh got anywhere near yours. Anyway mine hasn't shrivelled and got wriinkly like yours ![]()
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I haven't any wizened bits thank you very much. Unlike your chipolata and walnuts...ew!
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So why do you need a bra that brings your boobs up from your knees?
(PS Still nobody else talking to you - unsexy one )![]() Now you and your unsexy sack of flesh just jog on to the politics forum or somewhere where even you might manage to look a shade more sexy than some. Tata!! |
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They are on dozens of other threads and IRL Martin *insert contemptuously amused smiley*
![]() Now you and your unsexy sack of flesh just jog on to the politics forum or somewhere where even you might manage to look a shade more sexy than some. Tata!! If I leave, will you finally declare that I am the sexiest of them all and you can go off to the other unsexy threads, where you belong
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No.
And every man on the planet [except Pilchard] is sexier than Ed Miliband.
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No.
And every man on the planet [except Pilchard] is sexier than Ed Miliband. ![]() So you haven't gone off to your unsexy threads then? |
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