I've been scrubbing mud off all manner of things today 
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've been scrubbing mud off all manner of things today”
“I've been scrubbing mud off all manner of things today
”
I bet you have
I bet your skin is glowing. Mud is suppose to be good for the skin
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“What Festival? Unsexy people Festival ? Bet you would have won that !”
“What Festival? Unsexy people Festival ? Bet you would have won that !”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“My sexy powers can save the Universe from the arch enemy of sexiness, Martin”
“My sexy powers can save the Universe from the arch enemy of sexiness, Martin
”
Obviously an alien universe; cos nobody on this universe is sexier than me.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Yes you are absurd !”
“Yes you are absurd !”
Talking to yourself in the mirror again, Martin?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Talking to yourself in the mirror again, Martin?”
“Talking to yourself in the mirror again, Martin?”
No, talking about you !
There is one thing worse than being talked about, and that is nobody talking about you ... and if it wasn't for me, you would have nobody talking to you. They all know how unsexy you are.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“No, talking about you !
There is one thing worse than being talked about, and that is nobody talking about you ... and if it wasn't for me, you would have nobody talking to you. They all know how unsexy you are.”
“No, talking about you !
There is one thing worse than being talked about, and that is nobody talking about you ... and if it wasn't for me, you would have nobody talking to you. They all know how unsexy you are.”
Au contraire Martin, my sexiness is so awesome they are struck dumb by my incredible beauty, wit, intelligence, sense of humour and sheer elegance that words literally fail them
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
Au contraire Martin, my sexiness is so awesome they are struck dumb by my incredible beauty, wit, intelligence, sense of humour and sheer elegance that words literally fail them”
“
Au contraire Martin, my sexiness is so awesome they are struck dumb by my incredible beauty, wit, intelligence, sense of humour and sheer elegance that words literally fail them
”
More a case of zzzzzzzz
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“More a case of zzzzzzzz”
“More a case of zzzzzzzz
”
Are you a wasp? Very unsexy creatures!!
I forgot to add that I am of course, extremely modest and self effacing as well
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Are you a wasp? Very unsexy creatures!!
I forgot to add that I am of course, extremely modest and self effacing as well”
“Are you a wasp? Very unsexy creatures!!
I forgot to add that I am of course, extremely modest and self effacing as well
”
As I said, because you are so unsexy nobody else is bothering to talk to you.
Now buzz off !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“As I said, because you are so unsexy nobody else is bothering to talk to you.
Now buzz off !”
“As I said, because you are so unsexy nobody else is bothering to talk to you.
Now buzz off !”
I'm ridiculously sexy and also very popular...it's YOU that's the unsexy Billy no-mates round these here parts
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Martin is ridiculously sexy and also very popular...”
“Martin is ridiculously sexy and also very popular...”
Yes, I would agree. I am sexy and popular. However, in your case nobody wants to talk to you !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Yes, I would agree. Twass really is sexy and popular. However, in my case no wonder nobody wants to talk to me, I'm that unsexy!”
“Yes, I would agree. Twass really is sexy and popular. However, in my case no wonder nobody wants to talk to me, I'm that unsexy!”
Originally Posted by twassington:
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“
”
Who is a little fibber then? Admit defeat, you cannot ever hope to be as sexy as me.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Who is a little fibber then? Admit defeat, you cannot ever hope to be as sexy as me.”
“Who is a little fibber then? Admit defeat, you cannot ever hope to be as sexy as me.”
You did post changing first, so you can blooming well admit defeat, you low down unsexy lump of ageing flesh!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You did post changing first, so you can blooming well admit defeat, you low down unsexy lump of ageing flesh!”
“You did post changing first, so you can blooming well admit defeat, you low down unsexy lump of ageing flesh!”
Moi
You should be so lucky if my flesh got anywhere near yours. Anyway mine hasn't shrivelled and got wriinkly like yours
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Moi
You should be so lucky if my flesh got anywhere near yours. Anyway mine hasn't shrivelled and got wriinkly like yours”
“Moi
You should be so lucky if my flesh got anywhere near yours. Anyway mine hasn't shrivelled and got wriinkly like yours
”
I haven't any wizened bits thank you very much. Unlike your chipolata and walnuts...ew!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I haven't any wizened bits thank you very much. Unlike your chipolata and walnuts...ew!”
“I haven't any wizened bits thank you very much. Unlike your chipolata and walnuts...ew!
”
So why do you need a bra that brings your boobs up from your knees?
(PS Still nobody else talking to you - unsexy one
)
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“So why do you need a bra that brings your boobs up from your knees?
(PS Still nobody else talking to you - unsexy one )”
“So why do you need a bra that brings your boobs up from your knees?
(PS Still nobody else talking to you - unsexy one
)”
They are on dozens of other threads and IRL Martin *insert contemptuously amused smiley*
Now you and your unsexy sack of flesh just jog on to the politics forum or somewhere where even you might manage to look a shade more sexy than some. Tata!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“They are on dozens of other threads and IRL Martin *insert contemptuously amused smiley*
Now you and your unsexy sack of flesh just jog on to the politics forum or somewhere where even you might manage to look a shade more sexy than some. Tata!!”
“They are on dozens of other threads and IRL Martin *insert contemptuously amused smiley*
Now you and your unsexy sack of flesh just jog on to the politics forum or somewhere where even you might manage to look a shade more sexy than some. Tata!!”
I am far sexier than Ed Milliband !
If I leave, will you finally declare that I am the sexiest of them all and you can go off to the other unsexy threads, where you belong
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No.
And every man on the planet [except Pilchard] is sexier than Ed Miliband.”
“No.
And every man on the planet [except Pilchard] is sexier than Ed Miliband.
”
So you haven't gone off to your unsexy threads then?
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