Ignore anything that Twass may say, she is just a jealous old woman. You are much sexier than her, but then it doesn't take much! I of course still hold the crown as the most sexiest person ever.

How do you know what Carolyn is like, she might look like Subo's less attractive older sister for all you know. And I am still young and gorgeous thank you very much

The only crown you hold is for the smelliest and most incontinence prone old git in the retirement home

Her photo is on her profile ! But you are so dotty you wouldn't know where to look.

You are so confused it is you in the retirement home, and the nurses come regularly to change your 'nappies' Keep taking the tablets.

Martin, how many profile pics on DS are actually the poster in question? On the internet anyone can be whoever they please

I guess advanced senility made you forget that fact

Ah, so your profile pic is not you. Wait .. I have just found your real picture !

The question shouldn't be if the pic is me, but how old is that pic.
I really must update, but sexy then is sexy now.

If you'll pardon me saying so, it looks a bit eighties

meh..

Can we help you? Have you taken a wrong turning in DS perchance? I'm sure there's an UNsexy thread out there

There we go, you and Chin can be king and queen of that thread (sort out your own preferences )

the cats out the bag now Martin, on the LBC thread ? VQ has your heart... has she ?

Oh dear, has the silly old fossil fallen in LURVE?? Maybe he'll disappear out of here then

The king and queen I was referring to were Twas and Chin

Wot about Wolfie & I then, where do we stand ?

Beneath chins and I in the sexy stakes

You are getting confused again, dear. It was the unsexy thread that we were talking about.

Now take your medication, you know it does you good.

It was the unsexy thread YOU were talking about, I am obviously the Queen of THIS thread.

Now trot along to do your armchair aerobics like a good [unsexy and old] boy

You are bewildered and confused, old dear. I am referring to this quote from your goodself ..


I thought you and Chin would be aptly suitable to win on that thread. In fact it would very difficult for you not to

The UNsexy thread is YOUR home.

This is mine.

Now hoppit old timer!

Yours truly in 11st 1 1/2 lbs and scorching hot

How tall are you Himbo? Aren't you mint thin at that weight

5'9 and thin in all the right places darlin'

Yup, I have to say that's a good height/weight ratio for a young guy

However, sexy is as sexy does No one outsexies me!

I have just been handed several volumes of huge books. It contains the details of everybody in the world, and how sexy they are. You are on the last page of the last volume. I think there is a tribe in Outer Mongolia where some poor woman is not quite a sexy as you. But everyone is way above you.

I never heard such a pile of tosh in all my days