Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)

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MartinRosen

03-10-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“How dare you interrupt my uninterrupted sexiness! ”

I was just letting you 'look after' my thread while I was doing other things. However, it is safely back in my hands now.

twassington

03-10-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I was just letting you 'look after' my thread while I was doing other things. However, it is safely back in my hands now. ”

I'm afraid you are taking up valuable space which a sexy person [namely me] could be occupying. The door is thataway, please shut it on your way out

MartinRosen

03-10-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm afraid you are taking up valuable space which a sexy person [namely me] could be occupying. The door is thataway, please shut it on your way out ”

You must be a very large person if you cannot pass my sexy-like figure.

twassington

03-10-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You must be a very large person if you cannot pass my sexy-like figure.”

I have a huge sexy aura which you are crushing. Move along, please!!

MartinRosen

03-10-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I have a huge sexy ars*”

Please keep it away, it is blocking the light !

twassington

03-10-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Please keep it away, it is blocking the light !”

Leave my sexy butt out of it, yours on the other hand is

LIKE THIS

MartinRosen

03-10-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Leave my sexy butt out of it, yours on the other hand is

LIKE THIS ”

I would not have your butt on my hand - my hand is not big enough

twassington

03-10-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I would not have your butt on my hand - my hand is not big enough ”

Trust me, your hand is not attached to anything sexy enough to be anywhere near MY butt!!

MartinRosen

03-10-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Trust me, your hand is not attached to anything sexy enough to be anywhere near MY butt!!”

People come to worship my body

twassington

03-10-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“People come to worship my body ”

That is due to it being as mummified looking as King Tut, people mistake you for an ancient Egyptian Pharoah

Bad Wolf 525

03-10-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Leave my sexy butt out of it, yours on the other hand is

LIKE THIS ”

My eyes!!! My eyes!!

*looks in mirror*

That's better

twassington

04-10-2014

Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“My eyes!!! My eyes!!

*looks in mirror*

That's better ”

Well anything would be better than the sight of Martin's wrinkly old butt!!

MartinRosen

04-10-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“That is due to it being as mummified looking as King Tut, people mistake you for an ancient Egyptian Pharoah ”

My humour is more sexy than you.

I remember when they had the Tutankhamum exhibition on show, Mrs T said to him as he was going out "now don't go making an exhibition of yourself"

twassington

04-10-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“My humour is more sexy than you.

I remember when they had the Tutankhamum exhibition on show, Mrs T said to him as he was going out "now don't go making an exhibition of yourself" ”

*groans*

The boy mummy asked the girl mummy out on a date, they arranged that he would drive over to hers and pick her up on Friday night.

"Just toot and come in" she said............

MartinRosen

04-10-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*groans*

The boy mummy asked the girl mummy out on a date, they arranged that he would drive over to hers and pick her up on Friday night.

"Just toot and come in" she said............”

Not as sexy as my joke. In fact it is what I would expect from a non-sexy person.

twassington

04-10-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Not as sexy as my joke. In fact it is what I would expect from a non-sexy person.”

It's far sexier than your patheticly unsexy attempt at humour!!

MartinRosen

04-10-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's far sexier than your patheticly unsexy attempt at humour!! ”

If it is humour that I want, I just look at your profile picture

twassington

04-10-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“If it is humour that I want, I just look at your profile picture ”

I wouldn't pollute my eyes by looking at yours

MartinRosen

06-10-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I wouldn't pollute my eyes by looking at yours ”

You need new glasses to gaze at my sexiness.

twassington

06-10-2014

I'd need magical glasses that turn grim old gits into handsome hunks to turn my eyes in your direction

chinchin

06-10-2014

Pfft.

MartinRosen

06-10-2014

I see Chin is has his usual way with words that just sums everything up

twassington

06-10-2014

Chins is most succinct.

Just not very sexy

MartinRosen

06-10-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Chins is most succinct.

Just not very sexy ”

I would certainly agree with your comment

acoolwelshbloke

07-10-2014

Walks in the room waving his big shiny leek at all you mingers!

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