Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Moi? You've got the wrong person there. I am as pure and sexy as snow
”
“Moi? You've got the wrong person there. I am as pure and sexy as snow
”
When did yellow snow become that then ??
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Ask Twass nicely and I am sure she'd rub it better for you!”
“Ask Twass nicely and I am sure she'd rub it better for you!”
She is the reason it is hurting.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“When did yellow snow become that then ??”
“When did yellow snow become that then ??
”
pure white round 'ere mate! Dunno about where you are though.
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“She is the reason it is hurting.”
“She is the reason it is hurting.”
Dare I ask what she has been doing to your leek?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I put it through the mincing machine and turned it into soup
”
“I put it through the mincing machine and turned it into soup
”
Oh dear, poor Welshy having his leek turned to soup.
Now he has absolutely nothing sexy to display
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Poor, poor welshy
”
“Poor, poor welshy
”
Rumours circulating sexy towers that you may be next to have something of yours turned into soup
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Rumours circulating sexy towers that you may be next to have something of yours turned into soup”
“Rumours circulating sexy towers that you may be next to have something of yours turned into soup
”
*Backs away alarmed*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I put it through the mincing machine and turned it into soup”
“I put it through the mincing machine and turned it into soup
”
Does he now pea soup?
Originally Posted by Picto:
“Does he now pea soup?”
“Does he now pea soup?”
Very likely, and let's not even think about Brown Windsor
Originally Posted by Picto:
“I once saw a chickpea, but she closed the cubicle door when she spotted me.”
“I once saw a chickpea, but she closed the cubicle door when she spotted me.”
Wooooooo - I am the sexy Halloween Ghost....woooo....wooo. 
And you lot are the unsexy Halloween Turnips >
Wooo
And you lot are the unsexy Halloween Turnips >
Wooo
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Wooooooo - I am the sexy Halloween Ghost....woooo....wooo.
And you lot are the unsexy Halloween Turnips >
Wooo”
“Wooooooo - I am the sexy Halloween Ghost....woooo....wooo.
And you lot are the unsexy Halloween Turnips >
Wooo
”
Ghosts are not sexy. Besides you are dead
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"prepares cauldron of boiling water for Martin"
Woooo”
“"prepares cauldron of boiling water for Martin"
Woooo
”
I suggest you try it first
Now go and woo somewhere else
Yippeee! Tis smokey! Shove Martin in the cauldron, I've got the eye of newt and tongue of bat. we can transmute him into something a bit sexier. Subo perhaps
Shove Martin in the cauldron, I've got the eye of newt and tongue of bat. we can transmute him into something a bit sexier. Subo perhaps
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yippeee! Tis smokey! Shove Martin in the cauldron, I've got the eye of newt and tongue of bat. we can transmute him into something a bit sexier. Subo perhaps ”
“Yippeee! Tis smokey!
Shove Martin in the cauldron, I've got the eye of newt and tongue of bat. we can transmute him into something a bit sexier. Subo perhaps ”
Transforming Martin into anything remotely sexy is an impossible task I'm afraid
On a brighter note I will be modelling my new Halloween themed speedos for you all later
No bottom pinching!...........mentioning no names,glaring at twass.
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Transforming Martin into anything remotely sexy is an impossible task I'm afraid
On a brighter note I will be modelling my new Halloween themed speedos for you all later
No bottom pinching!...........mentioning no names,glaring at twass.”
“Transforming Martin into anything remotely sexy is an impossible task I'm afraid
On a brighter note I will be modelling my new Halloween themed speedos for you all later
No bottom pinching!...........mentioning no names,glaring at twass.
”
Subo isn't sexy smokey, but anything is sexier than Martin
Are THESE your speedos?
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