Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“you can, now that you've changed the batteries on your hearing aid !!
”
“you can, now that you've changed the batteries on your hearing aid !!
”
Pardon -can you speak up
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening unsexies! *drapes self attractively on chaise longue in sexy attitude of repose*”
“Evening unsexies! *drapes self attractively on chaise longue in sexy attitude of repose*”
You stay there. I am entertaining the passengers with my sexiness on the SW train service to Waterloo. One carriage at a time. ( I will get to your carriage in due course!)
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You stay there. I am entertaining the passengers with my sexiness on the SW train service to Waterloo. One carriage at a time. ( I will get to your carriage in due course!)”
“You stay there. I am entertaining the passengers with my sexiness on the SW train service to Waterloo. One carriage at a time. ( I will get to your carriage in due course!)”
Are they laughing
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening unsexies! *drapes self attractively on chaise longue in sexy attitude of repose*”
“Evening unsexies! *drapes self attractively on chaise longue in sexy attitude of repose*”
*Ignores twassock pointedly*
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“Are they laughing”
“Are they laughing
”
I imagine they are ROFLing and wetting their undercrackers
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“Are they laughing”
“Are they laughing
”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I imagine they are ROFLing and wetting their undercrackers”
“I imagine they are ROFLing and wetting their undercrackers
”
They were pushing their way into the carriage I was in. I told them to go back and wait their turn to gaze upon my sexiness.
The train arrived late, because I told the driver to slow down as I wouldn't get to everybody in time.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“They were pushing their way into the carriage I was in. I told them to go back and wait their turn to gaze upon my sexiness.
The train arrived late, because I told the driver to slow down as I wouldn't get to everybody in time.”
“They were pushing their way into the carriage I was in. I told them to go back and wait their turn to gaze upon my sexiness.
The train arrived late, because I told the driver to slow down as I wouldn't get to everybody in time.”
You know how folks are morbidly fascinated by freak shows? Just sayin
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You know how folks are morbidly fascinated by freak shows? Just sayin”
“You know how folks are morbidly fascinated by freak shows? Just sayin
”
I didn't see you on the train
Must go - many e-mails from my fans to answer and I haven't seen last night's 'Doctors' yet (both Who and Casualty!)
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I didn't see you on the train
Must go - many e-mails from my fans to answer and I haven't seen last night's 'Doctors' yet (both Who and Casualty!)”
“I didn't see you on the train
Must go - many e-mails from my fans to answer and I haven't seen last night's 'Doctors' yet (both Who and Casualty!)”
That will be because I wasn't on it, you live in a complete fantasy world, don't you dear
Good grief, who brought that vast strawberry blancmange in? 
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fzE6gWeion...0/IMAG0197.jpg
Oh it's smokey's ar$e
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fzE6gWeion...0/IMAG0197.jpg
Oh it's smokey's ar$e
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You know how folks are morbidly fascinated by freak shows? Just sayin”
“You know how folks are morbidly fascinated by freak shows? Just sayin
”
Not only does he know of them, he's the main event
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“He not only knows of them, he's the main event”
“He not only knows of them, he's the main event
”
Martin is less sexy than the Elephant Man!!!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Martin is less sexy than the Elephant Man!!!!”
“Martin is less sexy than the Elephant Man!!!!
”
We should right a book about how unsexy Martin is...we'd be rich
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“We should right a book about how unsexy Martin is...we'd be rich”
“We should right a book about how unsexy Martin is...we'd be rich
”
It would be thicker than War & Peace, he is that unsexy!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“It would be thicker than War & Peace, he is that unsexy!!”
“It would be thicker than War & Peace, he is that unsexy!!
”
*giggles*
We could have a series of books. They might even become movies ...The Unsexy Games
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“*giggles*
We could have a series of books. They might even become movies ...The Unsexy Games”
“*giggles*
We could have a series of books. They might even become movies ...The Unsexy Games
”
Hee hee! Featuring Martin Unsexy Rosen in the starring role of the doofus who always wins the game of who is the least sexy!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Hee hee! Featuring Martin Unsexy Rosen in the starring role of the doofus who always wins the game of who is the least sexy!”
“Hee hee! Featuring Martin Unsexy Rosen in the starring role of the doofus who always wins the game of who is the least sexy!”
It's going to be a block buster!! I can picture it now 
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