*throws toothbrush in case and runs orf to airport*

It sounds like a mammoth effort for you! I hope you get help with clearing away after...

Poofy Pompey?? What's that?

Martins other home town, ...... up yer game you unsexy ........ kent one !!

Remember I never go out of chatter, I know not of which you speak unsexy Scottish one!

Thank you


LOL!! I do like silly Billy,he's funny!! But yeah, you'll always be my Jocko


Send me a ticket and I'll be on my way in a heartbeat

*prepares spare bedroom*

I did a little cooking,but my husband cooked most of it. We both cleaned has we went,which helps. I have the dishwasher ready for everybody to rinse their plate and place it in there. I may not be the best host,but hey it's family so the can deal with it

Sounds lovely, enjoy your Thanksgiving dinner! Tis bedtime here, off for my sexy beauty sleep xx

hes like that other muppet, that you pine fer on this fred ( Chin) he changes 's his services .......... from week tae week !



I seen of jose babe, & Billys twice our age, ............ so got yer ack togther wolfie

Thank you xx

Sleep well,my friend

Have you spoken to him? I hope all is well with him,please tell him so

I'm a class act

Only after the goose has landed,

Er, excuse me. I am still waiting for my ticket to come over, to be met by a cab to take me to your place.

Indiana wants me !!

Haha!! That goose lands me in trouble every time

You missed your flight because you forgot it was Thanksgiving

There is nothing poofy about Pompey. It is where men are men and some of them are sailors as well

Why do they stop flying planes on Thanksgiving day?

LOL!! No they don't. I meant that you didn't make it to the airport in time,because this morning you forgot it was Thanksgiving

Forgot ? We don't bother with silly little festivals over here. We have major ones like - August Bank Holiday

So had the tickets arrived, I would have been at the airport.

Try again for 25 December .. I think I am free to travel then

Twass & you were made fer each other in heaven , * Boaks*

I had your ticket waiting at the desk,you didn't show

Yes please come for Christmas, but you're paying for the ticket this time

I received no notification that there was a ticket waiting for me. Can't you get a refund on an unused ticket?

If I have to pay - I will need to work.

Anybody want to pay £10,000 pw for a super sexy wonderful guy. Willing to turn his hand at virtually anything. Offers asap.

Night all - dreaming of earning a lot of money to go and see Wolfie !

It was a special offer,no refunds

Good Night Martin,my friend

Heeeeeeeeeellllllloooooooo peeps!

*steps over bodies of kipping thread mates, all sleeping off overindulgences*

*tuts* No wonder I'm sexier than all this lot!!

Merde'