Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)

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twassington

30-11-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Lots of people have remarked how sexy I am. There must be millions of people that haven't had the opportunity to see me, but when they do they will also realise how sexy I am.”

Seriously Martin, take your medication FGS!

Then go and lie down, preferably somewhere very dark

MartinRosen

01-12-2014

All medication taken up till this evening's doses !

It is dark outside, but I have been too busy spreading sexiness amongst my fellow citizens to lie down!

twassington

01-12-2014

*tuts*

chinchin

01-12-2014

...

farmer bob

01-12-2014

Pah...

MartinRosen

01-12-2014

burp

Twass passes wind

twassington

01-12-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“burp

Twass passes wind ”

I think you'll find sexy people don't do that Martin. I'll leave it to the likes of the common hordes to which you belong

MartinRosen

01-12-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I think you'll find sexy people don't do that Martin. I'll leave it to the likes of the common hordes to which you belong ”

That is why I was surprised when I heard you did it ... in fact it was so loud - I heard it here !!

twassington

01-12-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“That is why I was surprised when I heard you did it ... in fact it was so loud - I heard it here !! ”

Don't be so ridiculous! It was obviously Mrs Rosen. She's been on the pickled onions again

MartinRosen

01-12-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Don't be so ridiculous! It was obviously Mrs Rosen. She's been on the pickled onions again ”

She is far too lady-like to do such things. It was you deffo

twassington

01-12-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“She is far too lady-like to do such things. It was you deffo ”

I never eat pickled onions. Such an unsexy thing to do!! Perhaps it was Wolfie all the way from the US of A

MartinRosen

01-12-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I never eat pickled onions. Such an unsexy thing to do!! Perhaps it was Wolfie all the way from the US of A ”

LOL

twassington

02-12-2014

I've put two very sexy trees up, suitable for someone as sexy as myself!

chinchin

02-12-2014

pfft.

MartinRosen

02-12-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've put two very sexy trees up, suitable for someone as sexy as myself! ”

Are they for you to pee against ?

chinchin

02-12-2014

pah!.

twassington

02-12-2014

You two may scoff and make lewd suggestions but being far sexier than either of you, I shall just look on serenely while you make tw.@ts of yourselves

chinchin

02-12-2014

meh..

twassington

02-12-2014

*looks on serenely*

MartinRosen

10-12-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*looks on serenely* ”

While you have been looking on serenely for the past 8 days. you will have noticed how sexy I am.

The_Sleeper

10-12-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“While you have been looking on serenely for the past 8 days. you will have noticed how sexy I am.”

Nope.

MartinRosen

10-12-2014

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Nope. ”

I wasn't asking you - go back to sleep !

twassington

10-12-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“While you have been looking on serenely for the past 8 days. you will have noticed how sexy I am.”

I was just enjoying the peace and quiet tbh. Now you are back though, it strikes me yet again how horribly unsexy you are

MartinRosen

10-12-2014

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I was just enjoying the peace and quiet tbh. Now you are back though, it strikes me yet again how horribly unsexy you are ”

You don't have to read my posts, or even respond. Just gaze upon my sexiness.

The_Sleeper

10-12-2014

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“ Just graze upon my sexiness. ”

I know twass lives on a farm, but I find that a little rude !

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