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Old 12-12-2014, 17:12
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*resumes position of sexiest person ever*
Strange position you are in. What is it like dangling off the lampshade ?
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Old 12-12-2014, 17:19
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I've no idea, I am on the sexy throne, I've no clue who you are looking at
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Old 12-12-2014, 17:24
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I've no idea, I am on the sexy throne, I've no clue who you are looking at
Don't forget to flush it when you are finished
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Old 12-12-2014, 17:27
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Don't forget to flush it when you are finished
Good plan! *thrown Martin down the pan head first and flushes him into the North Sea*
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Old 13-12-2014, 10:14
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Good plan! *thrown Martin down the pan head first and flushes him into the North Sea*
You seem to forget that I am a good swimmer. I will swim so far and then hitch a ride on the Amsterdam ferry returning to the UK
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Old 14-12-2014, 22:36
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I reckon he swam ten yards and sank like an unsexy stone
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Old 14-12-2014, 22:55
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I reckon he swam ten yards and sank like an unsexy stone
Rubbish. I am still here, as sexy as ever, wondering if you would ever come back. Somebody must have rattled your cage
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Old 15-12-2014, 08:09
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Rubbish. I am still here, as sexy as ever, wondering if you would ever come back. Somebody must have rattled your cage
Hadn't you noticed you look a tad transparent? I was right., so now it's time to walk off into the tunnel of light like a good little spook [albeit a very unsexy one]....or I'll send for the exorcist
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Old 15-12-2014, 10:37
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Hadn't you noticed you look a tad transparent? I was right., so now it's time to walk off into the tunnel of light like a good little spook [albeit a very unsexy one]....or I'll send for the exorcist
I am very much here in body and spirit Also being very sexy.

You can go back to the meths
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Old 15-12-2014, 10:50
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I am very much here in body and spirit Also being very sexy.

You can go back to the meths
*fetches bell, book and candle*

Begone into the seventh level of hell where you belong, unsexy ghoul!! Say hi to Lucifer for me
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Old 15-12-2014, 10:59
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*fetches bell, book and candle*

Begone into the seventh level of hell where you belong, unsexy ghoul!! Say hi to Lucifer for me
I shall not be moved. I am still here
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Old 15-12-2014, 11:36
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I shall not be moved. I am still here
You can haunt the thread but never be the sexiest!
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Old 15-12-2014, 15:12
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You can haunt the thread but never be the sexiest!
the same as yourself, your both a match made in hell !!
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Old 15-12-2014, 15:14
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pfft.
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Old 15-12-2014, 16:10
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Of course I am the sexiest. The question is not open for debate as it is set in stone. It really is just a contest to see who is the runner up.
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Old 15-12-2014, 16:18
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Of course I am the sexiest. The question is not open for debate as it is set in stone. It really is just a contest to see who is the runner up.
your now in the bottom league in the sexy stakes , just like your team Pompey
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Old 15-12-2014, 16:22
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your now in the top league in the sexy stakes , just like your team Pompey
Thanks. I am actually no.1.

I don't follow football, but I see Pompey are 14th, well poised to regain the no.1 spot
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Old 18-12-2014, 16:30
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Ello my faithful fans...."blows kisses"
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Old 18-12-2014, 16:42
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The unsexy speedos in thread alert is going off on my smartandsexyphone!
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Old 18-12-2014, 20:07
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The unsexy speedos in thread alert is going off on my smartandsexyphone!
I'll show you my red and white Santa ones if you're good

They show off my taut,pert bottom to perfection
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Old 18-12-2014, 20:12
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I'll show you my red and white Santa ones if you're good

They show off my taut,pert bottom to perfection
*Gets on phone to Mary Lighthouse*
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Old 18-12-2014, 20:13
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Smokey syndrome......

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Old 18-12-2014, 20:40
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I'm so goddamn sexy I think you formerly hot beasts all need to come by, bow down and do all my tidying..in speedos and a pinnny

I night let one of you rub my feet and feed me grapes if feeling generous
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Old 18-12-2014, 20:48
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Another deluded creature to contend with!

*le sigh*
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Old 18-12-2014, 21:07
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Don't be so self deprecating darling. Save your breath and energy for complimenting your mistress, as you work your magic round my pad with that feather duster
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