Originally Posted by twassington:
“*resumes position of sexiest person ever*
”
“*resumes position of sexiest person ever*
”
Strange position you are in. What is it like dangling off the lampshade ?
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've no idea, I am on the sexy throne, I've no clue who you are looking at”
“I've no idea, I am on the sexy throne, I've no clue who you are looking at
”
Don't forget to flush it when you are finished
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Don't forget to flush it when you are finished ”
“Don't forget to flush it when you are finished
”
Good plan! *thrown Martin down the pan head first and flushes him into the North Sea*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Good plan! *thrown Martin down the pan head first and flushes him into the North Sea*”
“Good plan! *thrown Martin down the pan head first and flushes him into the North Sea*
”
You seem to forget that I am a good swimmer. I will swim so far and then hitch a ride on the Amsterdam ferry returning to the UK
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I reckon he swam ten yards and sank like an unsexy stone”
“I reckon he swam ten yards and sank like an unsexy stone
”
Rubbish. I am still here, as sexy as ever, wondering if you would ever come back. Somebody must have rattled your cage
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Rubbish. I am still here, as sexy as ever, wondering if you would ever come back. Somebody must have rattled your cage”
“Rubbish. I am still here, as sexy as ever, wondering if you would ever come back. Somebody must have rattled your cage
”
Hadn't you noticed you look a tad transparent? I was right., so now it's time to walk off into the tunnel of light like a good little spook [albeit a very unsexy one]....or I'll send for the exorcist
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Hadn't you noticed you look a tad transparent? I was right., so now it's time to walk off into the tunnel of light like a good little spook [albeit a very unsexy one]....or I'll send for the exorcist”
“Hadn't you noticed you look a tad transparent? I was right., so now it's time to walk off into the tunnel of light like a good little spook [albeit a very unsexy one]....or I'll send for the exorcist
”
I am very much here in body and spirit
Also being very sexy.You can go back to the meths
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I am very much here in body and spirit Also being very sexy.
You can go back to the meths ”
“I am very much here in body and spirit
Also being very sexy.You can go back to the meths
”
*fetches bell, book and candle*
Begone into the seventh level of hell where you belong, unsexy ghoul!! Say hi to Lucifer for me
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*fetches bell, book and candle*
Begone into the seventh level of hell where you belong, unsexy ghoul!! Say hi to Lucifer for me”
“*fetches bell, book and candle*
Begone into the seventh level of hell where you belong, unsexy ghoul!! Say hi to Lucifer for me
”
I shall not be moved. I am still here
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I shall not be moved. I am still here”
“I shall not be moved. I am still here
”
You can haunt the thread but never be the sexiest!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You can haunt the thread but never be the sexiest!”
“You can haunt the thread but never be the sexiest!”
the same as yourself, your both a match made in hell !!
Of course I am the sexiest. The question is not open for debate as it is set in stone. It really is just a contest to see who is the runner up.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Of course I am the sexiest. The question is not open for debate as it is set in stone. It really is just a contest to see who is the runner up.”
“Of course I am the sexiest. The question is not open for debate as it is set in stone. It really is just a contest to see who is the runner up.
”
your now in the bottom league in the sexy stakes , just like your team Pompey
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“your now in the top league in the sexy stakes , just like your team Pompey”
“your now in the top league in the sexy stakes , just like your team Pompey
”
Thanks. I am actually no.1.
I don't follow football, but I see Pompey are 14th, well poised to regain the no.1 spot
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
The unsexy speedos in thread alert is going off on my smartandsexyphone!”
“
The unsexy speedos in thread alert is going off on my smartandsexyphone!”
I'll show you my red and white Santa ones if you're good
They show off my taut,pert bottom to perfection
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“I'll show you my red and white Santa ones if you're good
They show off my taut,pert bottom to perfection”
“I'll show you my red and white Santa ones if you're good
They show off my taut,pert bottom to perfection
”
*Gets on phone to Mary Lighthouse*
I'm so goddamn sexy I think you formerly hot beasts all need to come by, bow down and do all my tidying..in speedos and a pinnny
I night let one of you rub my feet and feed me grapes if feeling generous
I night let one of you rub my feet and feed me grapes if feeling generous
Don't be so self deprecating darling. Save your breath and energy for complimenting your mistress, as you work your magic round my pad with that feather duster
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