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Don't be so self deprecating darling. Save your breath and energy for complimenting your mistress, as you work your magic round my pad with that feather duster
![]() ![]() ![]() Good luck with THAT you unsexy upstart!
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*rolls on floor laughing*
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GUARDS! Seize this insolent rebel! And tuck him back into his speedos while you're at it. My eyes, my eyes
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Yes, your eyes are clearly as unsexy as the rest of you, I'm a LADY. Smokey is the one in the speedos, I only wear very sexy attire which reveals my perfect body
![]() ![]() ...but since it'd mean taking my sexy eyes off my gorgeous reflection, I'll have to pass
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Oh my.....Now I wAnt to see you in speedos even more!
...but since it'd mean taking my sexy eyes off my gorgeous reflection, I'll have to pass ![]() ]
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You also seem to be suffering from Smokey Syndrome! [See link a few posts back
]I think you meant "smokin' " syndrome
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I know what I meant, trainspotting
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I know what I meant, trainspotting
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That's as maybe! but you probably also think "sex appeal" is a quick scheme to raise money for charity
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Don't be ridiculous, it's a long running scheme to raise money for ME!
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I have had a very busy day.
I come here just to check my sexiness and see someone has dropped by thinking she is sexy. Oh well it gave me a laugh after a tiring day. If you are reading this Lipstick (or whatever you are called), the others have long realised that I am the supremo sexy being. Always have been and always will be. End of. |
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Y'know as you sashayed your way in Mart, I was almost ready to concede defeat n hand over my crown!
Til I realised that long thing swinging between your legs was your tail. Won't deign to kiss you goodbye on your way out. I wouldn't want to ruin my lippy! |
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Y'know as you sashayed your way in Mart, I was almost ready to concede defeat n hand over my crown!
Til I realised that long thing swinging between your legs was your tail. Won't deign to kiss you goodbye on your way out. I wouldn't want to ruin my lippy! What you viewed was not my tail but an extra long condom (I asked the chemist for 'large' and he initially thought I meant the pack quantity, seeing how sexy I was.
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Ha!
actually, the 100 pack he handed you was more to do with the fact he'd seen the alarmingly sexy beauty you'd been vainly hoping to use them on. No mAn, woman or beast can control their primal urges when I'm about..
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Yes, the urge to wallop you round the unsexy dribbling chops is almost overwhelming
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Yes, the urge to wallop you round the unsexy dribbling chops is almost overwhelming
![]() it's not even 8am yet!
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I find it amazing that, apart from my sexy self, this thread attracts delusional wannabees who are spectacularly unsexy yet seem to think they can stroll in here, flex a hirsute upper lip and waggle a wobbling buttock and claim the sexy throne! Dream on losers!!!
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I am thinking about buying up this thread also.
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I am thinking about buying up this thread also.
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What with, unicorns' horns and fairy dust?
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There are so many unsexy peeps on here that it is going cheap!
![]() ![]() ![]() I am the only sexy supreme being, therefore I own the thread
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I am the only sexy supreme being, therefore I own the thread ![]() I think Lipstick has slipped off the mirror while she was trying to convince herself she was sexy - I think even the mirror disagreed
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....I'm sexy too
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You didn't include me in your thoughts. How can you possibly sexy with me being around. You know I am the sexiest thing on earth.
I think Lipstick has slipped off the mirror while she was trying to convince herself she was sexy - I think even the mirror disagreed ![]() ![]() ![]() The mirror shattered into a thousand pieces the moment Trainspotting looked in...hardly surprising ![]() As for you deans............................seriously? I mean....................seriously?? ![]()
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Yup, sexying with you around would be a total no no. Way to put a woman off
![]() ![]() The mirror shattered into a thousand pieces the moment Trainspotting looked in...hardly surprising ![]() As for you deans............................seriously? I mean....................seriously?? ![]() ![]() |
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