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Old 18-12-2014, 21:11
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Don't be so self deprecating darling. Save your breath and energy for complimenting your mistress, as you work your magic round my pad with that feather duster
*rolls on floor laughing*

Good luck with THAT you unsexy upstart!
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Old 18-12-2014, 22:00
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*rolls on floor laughing*

Good luck with THAT you unsexy upstart!
GUARDS! Seize this insolent rebel! And tuck him back into his speedos while you're at it. My eyes, my eyes
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Old 18-12-2014, 22:04
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GUARDS! Seize this insolent rebel! And tuck him back into his speedos while you're at it. My eyes, my eyes
Yes, your eyes are clearly as unsexy as the rest of you, I'm a LADY. Smokey is the one in the speedos, I only wear very sexy attire which reveals my perfect body
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Old 18-12-2014, 22:14
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Yes, your eyes are clearly as unsexy as the rest of you, I'm a LADY. Smokey is the one in the speedos, I only wear very sexy attire which reveals my perfect body
Oh my.....Now I wAnt to see you in speedos even more!


...but since it'd mean taking my sexy eyes off my gorgeous reflection, I'll have to pass
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Old 18-12-2014, 22:19
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Oh my.....Now I wAnt to see you in speedos even more!


...but since it'd mean taking my sexy eyes off my gorgeous reflection, I'll have to pass
You also seem to be suffering from Smokey Syndrome! [See link a few posts back ]
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Old 18-12-2014, 22:28
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You also seem to be suffering from Smokey Syndrome! [See link a few posts back ]
You know me!? That picture was one I took earlier from my bedroom window, of the queue of meaty admirers at my front door.
I think you meant
"smokin' " syndrome
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Old 18-12-2014, 22:38
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I know what I meant, trainspotting
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Old 18-12-2014, 22:44
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I know what I meant, trainspotting
That's as maybe! but you probably also think "sex appeal" is a quick scheme to raise money for charity
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Old 18-12-2014, 22:47
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That's as maybe! but you probably also think "sex appeal" is a quick scheme to raise money for charity
Don't be ridiculous, it's a long running scheme to raise money for ME!
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Old 18-12-2014, 23:02
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Don't be ridiculous, it's a long running scheme to raise money for ME!
No no dear - that's the "specs appeal"
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Old 18-12-2014, 23:03
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I have had a very busy day.

I come here just to check my sexiness and see someone has dropped by thinking she is sexy. Oh well it gave me a laugh after a tiring day.

If you are reading this Lipstick (or whatever you are called), the others have long realised that I am the supremo sexy being. Always have been and always will be. End of.
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Old 18-12-2014, 23:35
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Y'know as you sashayed your way in Mart, I was almost ready to concede defeat n hand over my crown!

Til I realised that long thing swinging
between your legs was your tail.

Won't deign to kiss you goodbye on your way out. I wouldn't want to ruin my lippy!
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Old 19-12-2014, 00:02
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Y'know as you sashayed your way in Mart, I was almost ready to concede defeat n hand over my crown!

Til I realised that long thing swinging
between your legs was your tail.

Won't deign to kiss you goodbye on your way out. I wouldn't want to ruin my lippy!
For a start you never had a crown to hand over.

What you viewed was not my tail but an extra long condom (I asked the chemist for 'large' and he initially thought I meant the pack quantity, seeing how sexy I was.
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Old 19-12-2014, 07:46
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Ha! actually, the 100 pack he handed you was more to do with the fact he'd seen the alarmingly sexy beauty you'd been vainly hoping to use them on. No mAn, woman or beast can control their primal urges when I'm about..
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Old 19-12-2014, 07:48
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Yes, the urge to wallop you round the unsexy dribbling chops is almost overwhelming
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Old 19-12-2014, 07:51
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Yes, the urge to wallop you round the unsexy dribbling chops is almost overwhelming
I know I'm irresistible honey. But no need to get pornographic it's not even 8am yet!
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Old 19-12-2014, 08:07
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I find it amazing that, apart from my sexy self, this thread attracts delusional wannabees who are spectacularly unsexy yet seem to think they can stroll in here, flex a hirsute upper lip and waggle a wobbling buttock and claim the sexy throne! Dream on losers!!!
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Old 19-12-2014, 08:09
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I am thinking about buying up this thread also.
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Old 19-12-2014, 08:15
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I am thinking about buying up this thread also.
What with, unicorns' horns and fairy dust?
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Old 19-12-2014, 08:28
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What with, unicorns' horns and fairy dust?
There are so many unsexy peeps on here that it is going cheap!
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Old 19-12-2014, 08:47
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There are so many unsexy peeps on here that it is going cheap!
There are a great many unsexy peeps, yourself being one of them

I am the only sexy supreme being, therefore I own the thread
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Old 19-12-2014, 10:42
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I am the only sexy supreme being, therefore I own the thread
You didn't include me in your thoughts. How can you possibly sexy with me being around. You know I am the sexiest thing on earth.

I think Lipstick has slipped off the mirror while she was trying to convince herself she was sexy - I think even the mirror disagreed
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Old 19-12-2014, 11:24
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....I'm sexy too
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Old 19-12-2014, 11:33
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You didn't include me in your thoughts. How can you possibly sexy with me being around. You know I am the sexiest thing on earth.

I think Lipstick has slipped off the mirror while she was trying to convince herself she was sexy - I think even the mirror disagreed
Yup, sexying with you around would be a total no no. Way to put a woman off

The mirror shattered into a thousand pieces the moment Trainspotting looked in...hardly surprising

As for you deans............................seriously? I mean....................seriously??
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Old 19-12-2014, 11:36
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Yup, sexying with you around would be a total no no. Way to put a woman off

The mirror shattered into a thousand pieces the moment Trainspotting looked in...hardly surprising

As for you deans............................seriously? I mean....................seriously??
....SERIOUISLY! I say - SERIOUSLY. *sexysmiley*
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