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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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twassington
18-12-2014
Originally Posted by Born lippy:
“Don't be so self deprecating darling. Save your breath and energy for complimenting your mistress, as you work your magic round my pad with that feather duster”

*rolls on floor laughing*

Good luck with THAT you unsexy upstart!
Born lippy
18-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*rolls on floor laughing*

Good luck with THAT you unsexy upstart! ”

GUARDS! Seize this insolent rebel! And tuck him back into his speedos while you're at it. My eyes, my eyes
twassington
18-12-2014
Originally Posted by Born lippy:
“GUARDS! Seize this insolent rebel! And tuck him back into his speedos while you're at it. My eyes, my eyes ”

Yes, your eyes are clearly as unsexy as the rest of you, I'm a LADY. Smokey is the one in the speedos, I only wear very sexy attire which reveals my perfect body
Born lippy
18-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yes, your eyes are clearly as unsexy as the rest of you, I'm a LADY. Smokey is the one in the speedos, I only wear very sexy attire which reveals my perfect body ”

Oh my.....Now I wAnt to see you in speedos even more!


...but since it'd mean taking my sexy eyes off my gorgeous reflection, I'll have to pass
twassington
18-12-2014
Originally Posted by Born lippy:
“Oh my.....Now I wAnt to see you in speedos even more!


...but since it'd mean taking my sexy eyes off my gorgeous reflection, I'll have to pass ”

You also seem to be suffering from Smokey Syndrome! [See link a few posts back ]
Born lippy
18-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You also seem to be suffering from Smokey Syndrome! [See link a few posts back ]”

You know me!? That picture was one I took earlier from my bedroom window, of the queue of meaty admirers at my front door.
I think you meant
"smokin' " syndrome
twassington
18-12-2014
I know what I meant, trainspotting
Born lippy
18-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I know what I meant, trainspotting ”

That's as maybe! but you probably also think "sex appeal" is a quick scheme to raise money for charity
twassington
18-12-2014
Originally Posted by Born lippy:
“That's as maybe! but you probably also think "sex appeal" is a quick scheme to raise money for charity ”

Don't be ridiculous, it's a long running scheme to raise money for ME!
Born lippy
18-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Don't be ridiculous, it's a long running scheme to raise money for ME! ”

No no dear - that's the "specs appeal"
MartinRosen
18-12-2014
I have had a very busy day.

I come here just to check my sexiness and see someone has dropped by thinking she is sexy. Oh well it gave me a laugh after a tiring day.

If you are reading this Lipstick (or whatever you are called), the others have long realised that I am the supremo sexy being. Always have been and always will be. End of.
Born lippy
18-12-2014
Y'know as you sashayed your way in Mart, I was almost ready to concede defeat n hand over my crown!

Til I realised that long thing swinging
between your legs was your tail.

Won't deign to kiss you goodbye on your way out. I wouldn't want to ruin my lippy!
MartinRosen
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by Born lippy:
“Y'know as you sashayed your way in Mart, I was almost ready to concede defeat n hand over my crown!

Til I realised that long thing swinging
between your legs was your tail.

Won't deign to kiss you goodbye on your way out. I wouldn't want to ruin my lippy!”

For a start you never had a crown to hand over.

What you viewed was not my tail but an extra long condom (I asked the chemist for 'large' and he initially thought I meant the pack quantity, seeing how sexy I was.
Born lippy
19-12-2014
Ha! actually, the 100 pack he handed you was more to do with the fact he'd seen the alarmingly sexy beauty you'd been vainly hoping to use them on. No mAn, woman or beast can control their primal urges when I'm about..
twassington
19-12-2014
Yes, the urge to wallop you round the unsexy dribbling chops is almost overwhelming
Born lippy
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yes, the urge to wallop you round the unsexy dribbling chops is almost overwhelming ”

I know I'm irresistible honey. But no need to get pornographic it's not even 8am yet!
twassington
19-12-2014
I find it amazing that, apart from my sexy self, this thread attracts delusional wannabees who are spectacularly unsexy yet seem to think they can stroll in here, flex a hirsute upper lip and waggle a wobbling buttock and claim the sexy throne! Dream on losers!!!
chinchin
19-12-2014
I am thinking about buying up this thread also.
twassington
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I am thinking about buying up this thread also.”

What with, unicorns' horns and fairy dust?
chinchin
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“What with, unicorns' horns and fairy dust? ”

There are so many unsexy peeps on here that it is going cheap!
twassington
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“There are so many unsexy peeps on here that it is going cheap! ”

There are a great many unsexy peeps, yourself being one of them

I am the only sexy supreme being, therefore I own the thread
MartinRosen
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
I am the only sexy supreme being, therefore I own the thread ”

You didn't include me in your thoughts. How can you possibly sexy with me being around. You know I am the sexiest thing on earth.

I think Lipstick has slipped off the mirror while she was trying to convince herself she was sexy - I think even the mirror disagreed
deans6571
19-12-2014
....I'm sexy too
twassington
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You didn't include me in your thoughts. How can you possibly sexy with me being around. You know I am the sexiest thing on earth.

I think Lipstick has slipped off the mirror while she was trying to convince herself she was sexy - I think even the mirror disagreed ”

Yup, sexying with you around would be a total no no. Way to put a woman off

The mirror shattered into a thousand pieces the moment Trainspotting looked in...hardly surprising

As for you deans............................seriously? I mean....................seriously??
deans6571
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yup, sexying with you around would be a total no no. Way to put a woman off

The mirror shattered into a thousand pieces the moment Trainspotting looked in...hardly surprising

As for you deans............................seriously? I mean....................seriously?? ”

....SERIOUISLY! I say - SERIOUSLY. *sexysmiley*
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