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....SERIOUISLY! I say - SERIOUSLY. *sexysmiley*
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Inability to spell is not sexy!
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() you'll have to forgive me - currently nursing a hangover from last night's office Chrimbo doo................!!!!
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.. yet seem to think they can stroll in here, flex a hirsute upper lip and waggle a wobbling buttock and claim the sexy throne!!!
Been stalking my posts again, pumpkin? don't blame you, to be fair. I'm used to being the object of obsessive fans, being the sexiest person on this thread/ ds/ the universe
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You didn't include me in your thoughts. How can you possibly sexy with me being around. You know I am the sexiest thing on earth.
I think Lipstick has slipped off the mirror while she was trying to convince herself she was sexy - I think even the mirror disagreed ![]() You're semi right - for a change. My reflection got angry with the mirror, as she was envious of my unmatchable beauty and allure, and knew she could never have me so tragically committed suicide by smashing it up in frustration! Envy eh - a few of you on this thread know about that emotion! |
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Has there been a mass break-out from the old folks home?Who are all the impostors ?Probably some of Martin's pals ![]() Don't we have enough deluded individuals like Chins and Twassington in my thread? ![]()
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Has there been a mass break-out from the old folks home?Who are all the impostors ?Probably some of Martin's pals ![]() Don't we have enough deluded individuals like Chins and Twassington in my thread? ![]() ![]() |
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I am too busy to worry about you has-beens. Just remember I am the sexy one, and that is all you need to remember.
So go away to your little grottos and leave me in peace. Thank you. |
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I think you lot really need a reality check.
YOU ARE NOT SEXY. But I am. End of
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So go away to your little grottos and leave me & mrs grottbags ( twass) in peace.
Thank you.
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Mrs GROTTBAGS? I think you are confusing me with Wolfie!!
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Mrs GROTTBAGS? I think you are confusing me with Wolfie!!
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She'll hav yer guts for that one, missy !!
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Who's Wolfie........? Does she want to borrow my Veet?
Cos I may be a bearded lady - but i'm proud of it. You all dream of me gently running my bushy chin down your bodies.. Leaving stray hairs in its wake..which you could frame for the shrine. Dream on, unsexy disciples
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Who's Wolfie........? Does she want to borrow my Veet?
Cos I may be a bearded lady - but i'm proud of it. You all dream of me gently running my bushy chin down your bodies.. Leaving stray hairs in its wake..which you could frame for the shrine. Dream on, unsexy disciples ![]() ![]() ![]() Wolfie is very nearly as sexy as I am, she sure doesn't need your Veet, I expect you have shares in the company
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Good grief!! Could anything BE more unsexy? What grotesque imagery!
![]() ![]() Wolfie is very nearly as sexy as I am, she sure doesn't need your Veet, I expect you have shares in the company ![]() I just go au naturel now, spread the wild pheromones of my sexuality through my handlebsr tash. Hot damn |
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I think you are probably a very unsexy man. I bet you look something like THIS
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I think you are probably a very unsexy man. I bet you look something like THIS
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Just spat out my coffee
![]() Now. Which one of you unsexy skivvies is gonna shampoo my beard? |
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Ack! How gross! I wouldn't soil my sexy fingers
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Ack! How gross! I wouldn't soil my sexy fingers
![]() ![]() My sexy fingers leave yours in the shade... My fingers are like sponge fingers to your fish fingers... However with sexiness comes philanthropy, so here - will gladly show you the finger |
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Flip the bird as much as you like, TS.....just makes you look even LESS sexy!
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Flip the bird as much as you like, TS.....just makes you look even LESS sexy!
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Yes, but I'm not in your hand much as you clearly wish I was
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Yes, but I'm not in your hand much as you clearly wish I was
![]() Here, kitty kitty. Go fetch your mistress a nice cup of ale - there's a love! |
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Not happening, get your own
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don't blame you, to be fair. I'm used to being the object of obsessive fans, being the sexiest person on this thread/ ds/ the universe
Has there been a mass break-out from the old folks home?Who are all the impostors ?
