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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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twassington
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by deans6571:
“....SERIOUISLY! I say - SERIOUSLY. *sexysmiley*”

Inability to spell is not sexy!
deans6571
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Inability to spell is not sexy! ”

.....you'll have to forgive me - currently nursing a hangover from last night's office Chrimbo doo................!!!!
Born lippy
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ .. yet seem to think they can stroll in here, flex a hirsute upper lip and waggle a wobbling buttock and claim the sexy throne!!!”

That's scarily accurate.
Been stalking my posts again, pumpkin? don't blame you, to be fair. I'm used to being the object of obsessive fans, being the sexiest person on this thread/ ds/ the universe
Born lippy
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You didn't include me in your thoughts. How can you possibly sexy with me being around. You know I am the sexiest thing on earth.

I think Lipstick has slipped off the mirror while she was trying to convince herself she was sexy - I think even the mirror disagreed ”

Just to hammer the point.double sexy posts.

You're semi right - for a change. My reflection got angry with the mirror, as she was envious of my unmatchable beauty and allure, and knew she could never have me so tragically committed suicide by smashing it up in frustration!
Envy eh - a few of you on this thread know about that emotion!
smokeybacon
19-12-2014
Has there been a mass break-out from the old folks home?Who are all the impostors ?
Probably some of Martin's pals
Don't we have enough deluded individuals like Chins and Twassington in my thread?

deans6571
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“ Has there been a mass break-out from the old folks home?Who are all the impostors ?
Probably some of Martin's pals
Don't we have enough deluded individuals like Chins and Twassington in my thread?

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Handbags at the ready...................
MartinRosen
19-12-2014
I am too busy to worry about you has-beens. Just remember I am the sexy one, and that is all you need to remember.

So go away to your little grottos and leave me in peace.

Thank you.
twassington
19-12-2014
I think you lot really need a reality check.

YOU ARE NOT SEXY.

But I am.

End of
The_Sleeper
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“So go away to your little grottos and leave me & mrs grottbags ( twass) in peace.
Thank you.”

you just cant get the staff, these days can you !
twassington
19-12-2014
Mrs GROTTBAGS? I think you are confusing me with Wolfie!!
The_Sleeper
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Mrs GROTTBAGS? I think you are confusing me with Wolfie!! ”

She'll hav yer guts for that one, missy !!
twassington
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“She'll hav yer guts for that one, missy !! ”

Is this sexy face bovvered?
Born lippy
19-12-2014
Who's Wolfie........? Does she want to borrow my Veet?

Cos I may be a bearded lady - but i'm proud of it. You all dream of me gently running my bushy chin down your bodies.. Leaving stray hairs in its wake..which you could frame for the shrine.

Dream on, unsexy disciples
twassington
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by Born lippy:
“Who's Wolfie........? Does she want to borrow my Veet?

Cos I may be a bearded lady - but i'm proud of it. You all dream of me gently running my bushy chin down your bodies.. Leaving stray hairs in its wake..which you could frame for the shrine.

Dream on, unsexy disciples ”

Good grief!! Could anything BE more unsexy? What grotesque imagery!

Wolfie is very nearly as sexy as I am, she sure doesn't need your Veet, I expect you have shares in the company
Born lippy
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Good grief!! Could anything BE more unsexy? What grotesque imagery!

Wolfie is very nearly as sexy as I am, she sure doesn't need your Veet, I expect you have shares in the company ”

Nah..
I just go au naturel now, spread the wild pheromones of my sexuality through my handlebsr tash. Hot damn
twassington
19-12-2014
I think you are probably a very unsexy man. I bet you look something like THIS
The_Sleeper
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I think you are probably a very unsexy man. I bet you look something like THIS ”

* Runs to the hills *
Born lippy
19-12-2014
Just spat out my coffee

Now.
Which one of you unsexy skivvies is gonna shampoo my beard?
twassington
19-12-2014
Ack! How gross! I wouldn't soil my sexy fingers
Born lippy
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ack! How gross! I wouldn't soil my sexy fingers ”

You've soiled yourself? You can get tablets for that
My sexy fingers leave yours in the shade... My fingers are like sponge fingers to your fish fingers...

However with sexiness comes philanthropy, so here - will gladly show you the finger
twassington
19-12-2014
Flip the bird as much as you like, TS.....just makes you look even LESS sexy!
Born lippy
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Flip the bird as much as you like, TS.....just makes you look even LESS sexy!”

A sexy bird in the hand is worth two that look like they've been dragged through a bush
twassington
19-12-2014
Yes, but I'm not in your hand much as you clearly wish I was
Born lippy
19-12-2014
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yes, but I'm not in your hand much as you clearly wish I was ”

You're all eating out of it, though
Here, kitty kitty. Go fetch your mistress a nice cup of ale - there's a love!
twassington
19-12-2014
Not happening, get your own I wait on no one.
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