You forgot about me No matter...Merry Christmas Twass




Merry Christmas Martin and Happy Doctor Who Day!!

No snow here,just rain

How unsexy. Whatever happened to a White Christmas that I have been dreaming about?!

I don't know about white.. But I sure went a little red seeing that pic of you in the hay....

Though you definitely could do with looking at your posters of me more often - might put some hairs on your chest

You do realise Martin really looks like THIS don't you?

Nice try Twass, but you know that is Chin. The bulge at the back gives it away because of his 'problem'

It's not chins, too much hair! You know that bulge is your rectal prolapse......stop making excuses !

We had enough snow last year that we didn't need any this year. You missed out!! So unsexy of you

Haha thanks Twass"notassexyasme"ton! it's all coming out now Mart! And your smalls aren't containing it well

In Martin's case his smalls are bigs, to cover his fat wrinkly unsexy ass

it's all clear now! The reason you're all so pally is cos you met at the local Bigs stockists, while I was hanging out with my throng of the thonged .

Martin and Smokey shop there, the rest of us are way too sexy. Myself being the sexiest of all, natch

Sexies back!

Didn't know "sexie" was ever here.

You may as well as know that I am the sexiest here, have always been and always will be.

Also, I note you are from Michigan - there is nobody sexy in the USA (ask Bad Wolf 525, who makes a poor attempt at it!).

I just get sexier and sexier with every passing Christmas! :P

No amount of marinating yourself in leek juice will ever make you sexy, boyo!

Don't forget the results of the sexiest person for 2015 will be announced soon. Also, somebody you know may soon have the Queen's sword put upon their shoulder ('nuff said, wink, wink !).

I don't think you even know the meaning of the word .

Firstly your lack of knowledge about Michigan is also beyond funny, I don't think you even know how big it is.

Secondly I never said I was from Michigan, not much of a detective either I see .

Lastly Sexy is BACK!

She'd be better off shoving it straight through your unsexy chest As for sexiest person of 2015, we would need to HAVE 2015 first surely....and I'm already the sexiest person of 2014 [and all the preceding years ]


Martin is exceedingly unsexy and also not very bright, AgentWoteva.

Actually, are you one of his long lost relations, I see a distinct likeness

I think you're a little confuzzled their, remember its you that is his cousin

Your grammar is even less sexy than you are!! I reckon you are Martin's great uncle Which would make you about 110

I told you not to tell anyone!!!

Secondly I never said I was from Michigan, not much of a detective either I see .

Lastly Sexy is BACK! [/quote]

I didn't think size mattered (that's what little Chin always said!). But regardless of the size I am still sexier.


AgentZ619 - Location: London/Michigan

(BIB) You have to laugh with him or at him.

It's so unsexy to miss a word out when typing a post

My only relatives are my wife, and pussy cats. Both of whom are more sexy than anyone on this thread.

The cats will be nearly as sexy as me, for sure. You and Mrs S.......not so much