Keep saying that because your level of sexiness you'll never reach or seen mine as it's beyond this world.

Would you like to translate that into English?

I could but you'd kill my phone with your unsexiness

Excuses, unsexy excuses, and lies *yawn*

You have not shown otherwise

What's to show when I'm the sexiest person on this planet or any other?

Oh how I agree with you

Post altering is NEVER sexy

Depends who is doing it to who

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Now that's quite sexy, chins!!! His spout's a bit cracked but then he is getting on a bit.

I make a good cuppa !

So can most of us, it doesn't make you sexy!

(Ah, you have woken up! - You need more beauty sleep!).

It is what is in my cuppa that counts .... it makes you feel (but not be) more sexy

I was up at seven Martin, unlike your unsexy self...YOU are the one that needs the beauty sleep apparently!!

What were you up to at seven?

I don't need beauty sleep. I only sleep to give my brain a rest and everybody else a rest from admiring my sexiness.

That's for me to know and you to ponder your silly unsexy head about

guess that's me then ...

Welcome privacy. Congratulations on choosing this sexy thread to make your first proper post. Despite what others may suggest, rest assured that I am indeed the sexiest person.

Do you claim to have an unsexy head? I am sure that cannot be correct. After all Twass claims that status !

Don't listen to that deluded old prune Martin, privy.....he's about as sexy as an open tin of sardines that were left in the sun for a week

She is just jealous that I haven't chosen her to be runner up to my sexiness

Just look at what your unsexiness has done to DS Martin! You've broken the forum!

Aah, it is not my browser then! As with most things new, I don't like the new font - very unsexy - but I supposed we will get used to it !

your a fine wan tae talk !!!

I am far too sexy to have caused DS to revert to a 2005 version Sleeps. You or Martin are the culprits for sure