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Old 10-03-2015, 22:16
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You keep telling yourself that ! How much did they pay you to watch them??

Are you going to watch my programme tonight?!
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Old 10-03-2015, 22:26
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The one about narcolepsy I presume?
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Old 10-03-2015, 22:32
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The one about narcolepsy I presume?
No z z z z z ! The one I referred to earlier this evening!
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Old 10-03-2015, 22:36
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No z z z z z ! The one I referred to earlier this evening!
You'd be appearing as the owner of the unsexiest one ever I presume
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Old 10-03-2015, 22:39
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You'd be appearing as the owner of the unsexiest one ever I presume
Biggest and best

Shame the others have gone to have their beauty sleep to try and gain a bit of sexiness and will have missed this alert !

(You may wish to write a summary of the programme for the thread!).
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Old 10-03-2015, 22:47
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Biggest and best

Shame the others have gone to have their beauty sleep to try and gain a bit of sexiness and will have missed this alert !

(You may wish to write a summary of the programme for the thread!).
Martin Rosen appeared as an elderly and rather shrivelled old duffer who was having grand delusions, thinking himself really sexy. It was hilarious to see this crusty old geezer whipping out a miniscule wizened chipolata and waxing lyrical about its sexiness while mass sniggering broke out across the land.

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Old 10-03-2015, 22:56
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Martin Rosen appeared as an elderly and rather shrivelled old duffer who was having grand delusions, thinking himself really sexy. It was hilarious to see this crusty old geezer whipping out a miniscule wizened chipolata and waxing lyrical about its sexiness while mass sniggering broke out across the land.

Stupid woman You watching the fantasy channel !

Am I the one you dream about in a very sexy way?!
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Old 10-03-2015, 22:57
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Stupid woman You watching the fantasy channel !

Am I the one you dream about in a very sexy way?!
Fortunately for me I never dream of you at all. If I did it would be some sort of horrible nightmare
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Old 10-03-2015, 23:00
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Fortunately for me I never dream of you at all.
You would if you saw me
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Old 11-03-2015, 07:10
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You would if you saw me
I'd rather dream of Chucky
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Old 11-03-2015, 08:09
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OK you can all stop posting now.
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Old 11-03-2015, 08:19
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Why?

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Old 11-03-2015, 13:22
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I think he has gone back for beatuy sleep
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Old 12-03-2015, 15:01
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I think he has gone back for beatuy sleep
He may look almost human after 100 years.....it would take 1000 before any sexiness at all was going on
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Old 12-03-2015, 16:18
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He may look almost human after 100 years.....it would take 1000 before any sexiness at all was going on
Are you sure that will be long enough?
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Old 12-03-2015, 16:21
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Are you sure that will be long enough?
Actually better make it 2000!
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Old 12-03-2015, 16:41
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Actually better make it 2000!
of course his wrinkled flesh will have left this mortal coil many years previously
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Old 12-03-2015, 16:47
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of course his wrinkled flesh will have left this mortal coil many years previously
There is always ghost of chin.

Even less sexy than his physical being!
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Old 12-03-2015, 16:50
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There is always ghost of chin.

Even less sexy than his physical being!
Now that would be impossible
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Old 12-03-2015, 17:04
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Are you sure that will be long enough?
Well Wolfies, never complained as far as I know !
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Old 12-03-2015, 17:30
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Well Wolfies, never complained as far as I know !
How rude!!
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Old 12-03-2015, 18:30
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good gawd, have yo no shame woman ?

most unsexy
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Old 12-03-2015, 18:38
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good gawd, have yo no shame woman ?

most unsexy
Post altering is unsexier
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Old 12-03-2015, 18:41
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Post altering is unsexier
pots & kettles

is even more unsexy
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Old 12-03-2015, 18:44
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Grr!
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