Well, looks like Wolfy kept her man and Birdy had her feathers ruffled....what's left of them And the old buffer is back, must have escaped from the old folks home again

However, since none of you could ever aspire to my level of sexiness, perhaps you'd all like to jog on now? Go on, shoooo!!!!!!!!!

Cool bat Mindee!

I thought it was a pig flying. The sort of thing you would see if anyone managed to be more sexy than me.

Nah, it was just a cow jumping over the moon !

The Sleeper laughed to see such fun and twass had the wooden spoon

I had the GOLDEN spoon, as befits the queen of this thread

Its nickle silver .......... specsavers for you twass

Meh!

Joe's a man

Oh most definitely...

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That looks like the Groke from the Moomin books!

Now she wasn't sexy!

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Now she's had babies

I have felt for some time that this thread lacks some sexy musical content,
I shall therefore be shortly uploading a video of my sexy self playing my bag-pipes - dressed in my MacCrimmon tartan mini-kilt
As I will be wearing my kilt in traditional style keep a close eye on my twirls,when you might get a flash of my firm and pert bottom.

*hands out earplugs all round*

We don't need the twirls, your bum cheeks hang below the hem of ya kilt already

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Hello Twiss.