Hey chins! I found this T shirt slogan for you

Strolls Sexily through the thread

Put some clothes on! My EYES!!

Im sexy, i know it!!!

I see a strange, unsexy creature in my thread!!

Since when did this become your thread? This is for sexy persons, and as the most sexy person, ever. I really think it belongs to me.

I am not sure if that's an insult or a compliment. Be careful buster!

As you are now dressed up as Margaret Thatcher, you look most unsexy!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...e_1614599c.jpg

*chortles* I reckon Thatcher was the least sexy person EVER to walk this planet. Seconded only by Martin himself of course

If I only had had met Mrs T many years ago, we could have walked hand in hand. I could have showed her what sexy is

That's put me right off my tea

Nobody is as sexy as me

Introduce me to "nobody" and I will determine if s/he is sexy

"Nobody" is my personal best friend and she is indeed "as sexy as me".

Please post a link to a photograph of her.

deans ladylove

..DAMIT - I told Aunt Mable to dress 'appropriately' before going to the spandex convention.

She seriously needs those miracle leggings that squeeeeze all your fat in! Although of course you get ankles the size of the Empire State Building

Just as I thought. Ms Nobody is not sexy !

I continue to 'rule'

The only thing you rule is the unsexy charts!

Been out most of today, so didn't get a chance to post this, this morning.

I had my shower this morning, and normally walk straight to the shower, however today, I caught a glimpse of myself in the bathroom mirror (sans towel !) I don't want you all to get over-excited but I saw this wonderful sexy hunk there - no my wife wasn't around

It took me much longer to have my shower so that I could get over the excitement of seeing the superior being

Halfway through reading that the chunks were rising

Morning unsexy peeps

Looking in the mirror again I see

Pic or it didn't happen!