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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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twassington
13-05-2015
*studiously ignores unsexy Martin and all other unsexy peeps*

The_Sleeper
16-05-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ ignores unsexy Martin”

you forgot yerself
twassington
16-05-2015
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“you forgot yerself ”

Not so my unsexy friend! I never forget how audaciously sexy I am -

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who is the sexiest of them all
Sexy is as sexy does
Obviously sexiest one is Twass
chinchin
16-05-2015
*Pointedly ignores twas' dire doggerel*
twassington
16-05-2015
Grrr!
The_Sleeper
16-05-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Obviously sexiest one is Twass [/i]”



cant see it myself.......... Twassella DeVil ?
twassington
16-05-2015
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“

cant see it myself.......... Twassella DeVil ?
”

No dalmation puppies were hurt in the pursuit of my sexiness!!!
chinchin
16-05-2015
meh..
MartinRosen
16-05-2015
Just popped by to see how things were going. Ah there are some unsexy peeps having fun with each other (trying to say this without innuendo is difficult !);

Meanwhile it looks as if the ladies on the checkout tills at Tesco* are about to see some real sexiness !

*other supermarkets and a 99p shop are available !
twassington
16-05-2015
You are the 99p shop of sexiness and I am the Harrods
MartinRosen
16-05-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You are the 99p shop of sexiness and I am the Harrods ”

When I am in the 99p shop, I can only be there for a matter of seconds before there is a big rush towards me. Such a bargain.

I suppose you are the elephant in the pets department of Harrods
twassington
16-05-2015
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“When I am in the 99p shop, I can only be there for a matter of seconds before there is a big rush towards me. Such a bargain.

I suppose you are the elephant in the pets department of Harrods ”

No, I'm the most exquisite and expensive item of luxury pure silk underwear in the whole shop
MartinRosen
16-05-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No, I'm the most exquisite and expensive item of luxury pure silk underwear in the whole shop ”

*comes running through with my penknife* That's torn it
twassington
16-05-2015
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“*comes running through with my penknife* That's torn it ”

That had better not be a euphemism
chinchin
16-05-2015
pah!.
MartinRosen
16-05-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That had better not be a euphemism ”

For what ? - Obviously not (probably my education is lacking somewhere!)
twassington
16-05-2015
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“For what ? - Obviously not (probably my education is lacking somewhere!) ”

Never mind, dear
chinchin
16-05-2015
pfft.
twassington
16-05-2015
Oi unsexy chinnock making unsexy brief noises
MartinRosen
16-05-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Oi unsexy chinnock making unsexy brief noises ”

One thing you have to admire about Chin is his way with words
twassington
16-05-2015
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“One thing you have to admire about Chin is his way with words ”

Succinct, but not sexy
mcg3
16-05-2015
Move over your ugliness
twassington
16-05-2015
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“Move over your ugliness”

Martin's a bit deaf, you'll have to turn his hearing aid up a bit
mcg3
16-05-2015
Very good
bigbrotherwafa
16-05-2015
Close the thread now please xxxxxxxxxxx
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