*studiously ignores unsexy Martin and all other unsexy peeps*

you forgot yerself

Not so my unsexy friend! I never forget how audaciously sexy I am -

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who is the sexiest of them all
Sexy is as sexy does
Obviously sexiest one is Twass

*Pointedly ignores twas' dire doggerel*

Grrr!

cant see it myself.......... Twassella DeVil ?

No dalmation puppies were hurt in the pursuit of my sexiness!!!

meh..

Just popped by to see how things were going. Ah there are some unsexy peeps having fun with each other (trying to say this without innuendo is difficult !);

Meanwhile it looks as if the ladies on the checkout tills at Tesco* are about to see some real sexiness !

*other supermarkets and a 99p shop are available !

You are the 99p shop of sexiness and I am the Harrods

When I am in the 99p shop, I can only be there for a matter of seconds before there is a big rush towards me. Such a bargain.

I suppose you are the elephant in the pets department of Harrods

No, I'm the most exquisite and expensive item of luxury pure silk underwear in the whole shop

*comes running through with my penknife* That's torn it

That had better not be a euphemism

pah!.

For what ? - Obviously not (probably my education is lacking somewhere!)

Never mind, dear

pfft.

Oi unsexy chinnock making unsexy brief noises

One thing you have to admire about Chin is his way with words

Succinct, but not sexy

Move over your ugliness

Martin's a bit deaf, you'll have to turn his hearing aid up a bit

Very good

Close the thread now please xxxxxxxxxxx