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the most sexy person in the puni universe ... ever
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I can make you squeal like a pig.
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OMG, you poor deluded person. LOL .. Please don't do that to me again !!!
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Aye you got that spot on Martin
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You are all so jealous of me, that you have to alter my posts and make up stories about me
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I doubt whether ANYONE ON EARTH is jealous of you, Martin!!
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You are all so honest that you have to tell the awful truth about me
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Much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much less sexy than me.BTW Is he having trouble with his top button?
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You just tore that out of one of your stash of magazines!!! ![]()
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Costa del Totteridge
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I was in the more dodgy resort of High Barnet this morning having paid a visit to my daughter
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Did you pay your annual visit to the plastic surgery department of Barnet Hospital at the same time?
(Will they ever be able to do anything for your looks?!!)![]() I'm sure you only mention it since you are down there weekly having bits tinkered with in the hope of being just a tiny bit more sexy. Such a shame they never seem to be able to help you
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I've never had any plastic surgery and wouldnt need it, since I am already the most beautiful, sexy and perfect woman in the universe!!
![]() I'm sure you only mention it since you are down there weekly having bits tinkered with in the hope of being just a tiny bit more sexy. Such a shame they never seem to be able to help you ![]()
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Well,based on the photographic evidence so far I think we can safely say;
1 How Martin has the cheek to call himself sexy is beyond me ![]() 2 Chin is relatively sexy and will be a worthy runner-up to moi. ![]() 3 No photos of Twass or The Sleeper so far,so I think we can safely assume that they are deluded fantasists. ![]() This concludes the case for the prosecution. Thank You
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http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/...74-d4s2z5w.jpg
And I've got even sexier since that was taken!!
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http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/...74-d4s2z5w.jpg
And I've got even sexier since that was taken!!![]() ![]()
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I'd rather see the photos, of you in the bath in yer denims when you wear a size 18, I was a chubby chaser then, second tae Martin !
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I can truthfully say I have never owned a pair of jeans in size 18! Even at my most curvy it only got to 16
![]() A chubby chaser ![]() ![]() *sniggers*
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Are you sure you are not size 20 ?!
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Get your unsexy butt round here now and check out the clothes sizes in my wardrobe
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Can't get into your wardrobe, there are so many big clothes in the way
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Nonsense. There are just lots and lots of sexy, slinky dresses and saucy underwear!
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