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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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The_Sleeper
20-07-2015
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“ the most sexy person in the puni universe ... ever ”

Aye you got that spot on Martin
twassington
20-07-2015
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“I can make you squeal like a pig. ”

In your dreams

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“OMG, you poor deluded person. LOL .. Please don't do that to me again !!!

She is about to receive a telegram from Her Maj ”

I hope not, I don't do royalty, they are the most unsexy things on earth

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Aye you got that spot on Martin ”

Martin is puny where you'd want muscles and flabby where you should be lean and toned!!
MartinRosen
20-07-2015
You are all so jealous of me, that you have to alter my posts and make up stories about me
twassington
20-07-2015
I doubt whether ANYONE ON EARTH is jealous of you, Martin!!
smokeybacon
20-07-2015
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You are all so honest that you have to tell the awful truth about me ”

Well said Martin- at least you admit it now.
twassington
20-07-2015
Martin on holiday
smokeybacon
20-07-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Martin on holiday ”

chinchin
20-07-2015
*Poses*

http://previews.123rf.com/images/inv...odel-young.jpg
MartinRosen
20-07-2015
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Poses*

http://previews.123rf.com/images/inv...odel-young.jpg”

Much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much less sexy than me.

BTW Is he having trouble with his top button?
MartinRosen
20-07-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Martin on holiday ”

Costa del Totteridge
twassington
20-07-2015
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Poses*

http://previews.123rf.com/images/inv...odel-young.jpg”

You just tore that out of one of your stash of magazines!!!
twassington
20-07-2015
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Costa del Totteridge ”

I was in the more dodgy resort of High Barnet this morning having paid a visit to my daughter
MartinRosen
20-07-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I was in the more dodgy resort of High Barnet this morning having paid a visit to my daughter ”

Did you pay your annual visit to the plastic surgery department of Barnet Hospital at the same time? (Will they ever be able to do anything for your looks?!!)
twassington
20-07-2015
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Did you pay your annual visit to the plastic surgery department of Barnet Hospital at the same time? (Will they ever be able to do anything for your looks?!!)”

I've never had any plastic surgery and wouldnt need it, since I am already the most beautiful, sexy and perfect woman in the universe!!

I'm sure you only mention it since you are down there weekly having bits tinkered with in the hope of being just a tiny bit more sexy. Such a shame they never seem to be able to help you
The_Sleeper
20-07-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've never had any plastic surgery and wouldnt need it, since I am already the most beautiful, sexy and perfect woman in the universe!!

I'm sure you only mention it since you are down there weekly having bits tinkered with in the hope of being just a tiny bit more sexy. Such a shame they never seem to be able to help you ”

they did help him, they took 10st of him, couldn't you tell by the photo you posted ?
smokeybacon
20-07-2015
Well,based on the photographic evidence so far I think we can safely say;

1 How Martin has the cheek to call himself sexy is beyond me

2 Chin is relatively sexy and will be a worthy runner-up to moi.

3 No photos of Twass or The Sleeper so far,so I think we can safely assume that they are deluded fantasists.

This concludes the case for the prosecution.

Thank You
twassington
20-07-2015
http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/...74-d4s2z5w.jpg

And I've got even sexier since that was taken!!
The_Sleeper
20-07-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/...74-d4s2z5w.jpg

And I've got even sexier since that was taken!!”

I'd rather see the photos, of you in the bath in yer denims when you wear a size 18, I was a chubby chaser then, second tae Martin !
twassington
21-07-2015
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“I'd rather see the photos, of you in the bath in yer denims when you wear a size 18, I was a chubby chaser then, second tae Martin ! ”

I can truthfully say I have never owned a pair of jeans in size 18! Even at my most curvy it only got to 16

A chubby chaser *sniggers*
MartinRosen
22-07-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I can truthfully say I have never owned a pair of jeans in size 18! Even at my most curvy it only got to 16

A chubby chaser *sniggers*”

Are you sure you are not size 20 ?!
twassington
22-07-2015
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Are you sure you are not size 20 ?! ”

Get your unsexy butt round here now and check out the clothes sizes in my wardrobe
MartinRosen
22-07-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Get your unsexy butt round here now and check out the clothes sizes in my wardrobe ”

Can't get into your wardrobe, there are so many big clothes in the way
twassington
22-07-2015
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Can't get into your wardrobe, there are so many big clothes in the way ”

Nonsense. There are just lots and lots of sexy, slinky dresses and saucy underwear!
MartinRosen
22-07-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Nonsense. There are just lots and lots of sexy, slinky dresses and saucy underwear! ”

You dithering old bat - you have wandered into the wrong house and looking in the wrong wardrobe - that is Sonia's
soniaorlastorm
22-07-2015
I was so sexy on sat night Martin never even asked for a discount

http://i.imgur.com/QoQxQTw.jpg
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