Originally Posted by deans6571:
“...move along please, there's nothing to see here.
”
“...move along please, there's nothing to see here.
”
Except for beautiful sexy ME and grotesque unsexy you
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“Except for grotesque unsexy ME”
“Except for grotesque unsexy ME
”
Yes, everybody move along - the crowds around me are getting uncontrollable. I am sure you have all seen sexiness, but I reign supreme in that field.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Yes, everybody move along - nobody wants to see my uncontrollable bowel movements. I am sure you have all seen a senior citizen poop his pants before, I reign supreme in that field.”
“Yes, everybody move along - nobody wants to see my uncontrollable bowel movements. I am sure you have all seen a senior citizen poop his pants before, I reign supreme in that field.
”
you`d think he`d learn after the last time
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“
you`d think he`d learn after the last time”
“
you`d think he`d learn after the last time”
They will have to duct tape his nappies on at the home from now on
Originally Posted by deans6571:
“....ok - lets see how much sexy time I can accumulate today!!”
“....ok - lets see how much sexy time I can accumulate today!!”
How about zero seconds??
Originally Posted by deans6571:
“...I've managed a whole 24hrs before - must be a record!!
”
“...I've managed a whole 24hrs before - must be a record!!
”
Meh! I've done over a week before that elderly fossil Martin returned from the old folks home annual holiday to Butlins!!
Originally Posted by deans6571:
“...I've managed a whole 24hrs before - must be a record!!
”
“...I've managed a whole 24hrs before - must be a record!!
”
No a record is a black plastic disc that you put on a turntable
How could you possibly be sexy and not know that?
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“No a record is a black plastic disc that you put on a turntable How could you possibly be sexy and not know that?”
“No a record is a black plastic disc that you put on a turntable
How could you possibly be sexy and not know that?”
You're so back in the day
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You're so back in the day”
“You're so back in the day
”
At least it beats your collection of cylinder discs
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Not a clue what you're wittering about”
“Not a clue what you're wittering about
”
The sort of thing you play on your gramophone - the instrument you have with a big horn coming out of it !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“The sort of thing you play on your gramophone - the instrument you have with a big horn coming out of it !”
“The sort of thing you play on your gramophone - the instrument you have with a big horn coming out of it !”
I have an instrument with a big horn? Where is this object of pleasure!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I have an instrument with a big horn? Where is this object of pleasure!!”
“I have an instrument with a big horn? Where is this object of pleasure!!
”
I'm surprised you even have to ask.
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“I'm surprised you even have to ask.”
“I'm surprised you even have to ask.
”
Trust you to barge in with your unsexy remarks
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Trust you to barge in with your unsexy remarks”
“Trust you to barge in with your unsexy remarks
”
Barge, barge. I'll gi you my sexy barge pole.
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“Barge, barge. I'll gi you my sexy barge pole.”
“Barge, barge. I'll gi you my sexy barge pole.
”
Stoatie beat ya tae it ......... or was it the ..... pilchard ?
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