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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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twassington
30-07-2015
Originally Posted by deans6571:
“...move along please, there's nothing to see here.

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Except for beautiful sexy ME and grotesque unsexy you
MartinRosen
30-07-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Except for grotesque unsexy ME ”

Yes, everybody move along - the crowds around me are getting uncontrollable. I am sure you have all seen sexiness, but I reign supreme in that field.
soniaorlastorm
30-07-2015
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Yes, everybody move along - nobody wants to see my uncontrollable bowel movements. I am sure you have all seen a senior citizen poop his pants before, I reign supreme in that field. ”



you`d think he`d learn after the last time
twassington
30-07-2015
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“

you`d think he`d learn after the last time”

They will have to duct tape his nappies on at the home from now on
chinchin
30-07-2015
meh...
twassington
30-07-2015
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“meh...”

At least TRY to say something sexy!!
deans6571
30-07-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“At least TRY to say something sexy!!”

.....how you doin'?!

twassington
30-07-2015
Originally Posted by deans6571:
“.....how you doin'?!

”

I said sexy, not JOEY!
deans6571
31-07-2015
....ok - lets see how much sexy time I can accumulate today!!
twassington
31-07-2015
Originally Posted by deans6571:
“....ok - lets see how much sexy time I can accumulate today!!”

How about zero seconds??
deans6571
31-07-2015
...I've managed a whole 24hrs before - must be a record!!
twassington
31-07-2015
Originally Posted by deans6571:
“...I've managed a whole 24hrs before - must be a record!!
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Meh! I've done over a week before that elderly fossil Martin returned from the old folks home annual holiday to Butlins!!
MartinRosen
31-07-2015
Originally Posted by deans6571:
“...I've managed a whole 24hrs before - must be a record!!
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No a record is a black plastic disc that you put on a turntable How could you possibly be sexy and not know that?
twassington
31-07-2015
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“No a record is a black plastic disc that you put on a turntable How could you possibly be sexy and not know that?”

You're so back in the day
MartinRosen
02-08-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You're so back in the day ”

At least it beats your collection of cylinder discs
twassington
04-08-2015
Not a clue what you're wittering about
MartinRosen
04-08-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Not a clue what you're wittering about ”

The sort of thing you play on your gramophone - the instrument you have with a big horn coming out of it !
twassington
06-08-2015
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“The sort of thing you play on your gramophone - the instrument you have with a big horn coming out of it !”

I have an instrument with a big horn? Where is this object of pleasure!!
mcg3
06-08-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I have an instrument with a big horn? Where is this object of pleasure!! ”

I'm surprised you even have to ask.
twassington
06-08-2015
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“I'm surprised you even have to ask. ”

Trust you to barge in with your unsexy remarks
mcg3
06-08-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Trust you to barge in with your unsexy remarks ”

Barge, barge. I'll gi you my sexy barge pole.
twassington
06-08-2015
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“Barge, barge. I'll gi you my sexy barge pole. ”

I bet you would
The_Sleeper
06-08-2015
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“Barge, barge. I'll gi you my sexy barge pole. ”

Stoatie beat ya tae it ......... or was it the ..... pilchard ?
twassington
06-08-2015
Neither. Think again, Obi Wan
The_Sleeper
06-08-2015
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Neither. Think again, Obi Wan ”

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