Originally Posted by twassington: “How DARE you suggest I am unsexy, when you are about as sexy as a week old pizza growing mould in a greasy old box! ”
My pizzas are very sexy, thank you. That reminds me, what are you cooking for my dinner tonight?
You two argue away, I'll just drape myself seductively over the couch and exude more sexiness from my little fingers than you'll manage in a hundred lifetimes
Originally Posted by twassington: “You two argue away, I'll just drape myself seductively over the couch and exude more sexiness from my little fingers than you'll manage in a hundred lifetimes ”
Originally Posted by twassington: “You two argue away, I'll just drape myself seductively over the couch and exude more sexiness from my little fingers than you'll manage in a hundred lifetimes ”